Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Before I burst into tears at the thought of my lost summer, can you tell us where the bathrooms are?
There aren't any.
[Mikey, Lester, Danny, Sam, Tucker, and another girl gasp dramatically.]
Call of the Wild!
Suck it up, Lancer! You're in the wilderness! [holds up a roll of toilet paper] All the world's your bathroom!
I heard this camp is haunted.
Me too. They say there's a monster in the woods at Lake Eerie.
And two in the lake!
[nervous babbling]
[sarcastic] Just what we need, amateur ghost stories.
[blows whistle] Pipe down, campers. This camp is definitely not haunted!
[screams] There's a ghost monster in the woods, AND IT TOOK LESTER!
At least the monster is gone.
[screams and runs into the mess hall] The monster ate Kwan!
At least the monster got to eat.
Dash, that's impossible! He...probably just...wandered off to use the bathroom.
Nah-uh! You don't know Kwan's amazing bladder. He can hold it for-
[as she gets up and walks way] Uh, please don't finish that sentence until I'm safely out of the building.
Please don't finish that sentence at all, dude.
Don't worry, Sam. We'll find everyone.
I know, but...Tucker...out there with a monster. Or worse, out there with a monster and Dash and Kwan!
Come on! You know I'd never let anything happen to either of you. I couldn't imagine my life without you. [Sam blinks at this] Or Tucker. [Sam smiles and blushes] [A shadow darts from one tree to another, causing them to gasp.] Stay here. [stands up] Wake up Wulf.
Be careful, I couldn't imagine my life without you either. [Danny raises his eyebrows, and she blushes again] Or Tucker.
[Danny smiles]
Out past curfew, Ghost Boy? Isn't that against the rules?
Walker's goons. [produces a pair of energy balls] I was wondering when you'd show up.
Relax, kid. We aren't here to do any harm.
[blasts Danny, knocking him to the ground]
Well, maybe just a little.
[after taking down several ghost cops with her Fenton Wrist Ray] I am loving this Wrist Ray! It's the perfect accessory... of pain!
[Sees Wulf with his tongue stuck to a frozen Walker] Ferocious? Yes. Smart? Not so much.
I'm impressed.
[flexes his muscles] With my strength?
That you knew what "reversed polarity" was.
I gotta get to Danny, fast! [takes off, but flying much slower than normal] Or slow, slow's good... [slows down even more, looking worn out; in a sarcastic tone] Or slower, even slower's better...
[Vlad has just asked Valerie to hunt "Dani Phantom", but she misheard him.]
Danny Phantom? That guy's been an intangible pain in my butt for a long time.
Oh no, sorry my dear. Not Danny Phantom, [turns around a computer monitor depicting Danielle] Dani Phantom, with an "i". A girl ghost.
[unimpressed] You're kidding, there's a girl called Dani Phantom? Huh, these ghosts gotta come up with more original names.
It will be so nice to get my little girl back. [evil laughter] [his cat Maddie hisses at Vlad while giving him a nasty look.] Oh relax, Maddie, you're still my favorite. [rubs her under her chin to soothe her]
[Valerie has chased Danielle into a condemned building]
Listen, kid, I know you're in here. [switches on helmet light] And I know something evil is hunting you.
[hiding behind a table; quietly] Yeah, no kidding!
[Danielle has just saved Valerie by phasing them through falling debris and flying outside, but was seen transforming]
[backs away] You're...you're a girl AND a ghost?
And you're welcome.
[after helping his parents recapture a ghost in the lab] Uh, any objections to me getting far, far away from here?
Good idea, Danny! Best you avoid any unnecessary contamination.
Or embarrassment. Thanks! [leaves]
[Valerie is holding Danielle hostage]
Let me go!
Not on your afterlife, ghost girl!
[looks at her dissolving hands] That's exactly what I'm afraid of!
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