FFrostbite
[after Danny freezes most of the audience] Great. We're not gonna sell any snacks now.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Join us Danny, the growth is family.
Already got one thanks, and I'm still working the bugs out of it.
As the duly deputized protector of Amity Park, it is my sincere hope that you’ve enjoyed your butt-kicking experience!
UUndergrowth
Perhaps one day you'll see that this is what nature intended all along. Mankind is merely a temporary weed in the garden of life, a weed which can be removed.
[flies to the sky] Better to be in the sky than on the ground - no such thing as flying plants.
UUndergrowth
[extends tallness by growing] I AM EVERYWHERE!
[looks at the ice crystal Danny gave her] What's this for?
I'm... glad you're okay.
The children need to be cared for.
WHAT?!? You won't even babysit your cousins!
Super. Now you can die happy.
Well, if it isn't my heroes, the Guys in White!
[annoyed] I'm surprised you rang the bell. Don't you usually knock down a wall or crash through the ceiling?
[Operatives O and K put away their guns]
Sorry, habit.
[clears throat and reads from card] The government is sorry about the past... misunderstandings.
Like labeling you a crackpot, Fenton. That was... [reads from card] wrong of us.
The government now admits that you Fentons are, uh, well, [reads from card] geniuses.
Well it's about doggone time!
Oh, Jack, finally! Government approval of our work!
About that work. The government has authorized us to buy it lock, stock, and barrel.
Ha! Don't be ridiculous. [gestures] I've poured my heart, soul, and life's blood into this laboratory, and you can't put a price on that! FentonWorks is not for sale!
[unfolds and shows Jack a giant check]
Wow, that's a lotta zeroes! [produces a keyring] It's all yours!
[angry] Jack, you can't sell our home! [handed the check; reads it] Wow, that's a lotta zeroes! We'll be out by noon tomorrow!
[Vlad has just found out that he and Jack are now neighbors.]
I see cozy backyard barbeques in our future!
Yes, of course, that sounds fun. [quietly] Akin to sticking hot needles in my-
[cutting him off] Jack! [comes out of the house] You won't believe it! I got lost - in my walk-in closet! I finally got a ride out on my automated shoe rack. Oh, hello Vlad! [scoffs] We're neighbors?
[happy now] Indeed, I forgot for a moment that you would be moving in with Jack. I'll pop by later and drop off a "Welcome to the Block" bundt cake.
JMJack & Maddie
[excited] Ooooo!
[reading the rewards on wanted posters for Wulf, Vortex, and Undergrowth] One million for an overgrown dog?! Two million for an overgrown cloud?! Three million for an overgrown FICUS?! Chump change, for those ghosts pale in comparison to me, the Box Ghost! Imagine the value of a ghost that terrorizes with corrogated cardboard and the occasional roll of bubble wrap! [as his head flies up and spins] It must make their heads SPIN! [unfolds a crumpled wanted poster of himself that was thrown at him, the reward only $2.50 or best offer] Not wanted?! [tears up the poster] This is an outrage! Do I not inspire fear and loathing?! [brain pops out]
RGRandom Ghosts
[laugh at him]
Behold! The Lunchbox of Fear! [opens it, a spooky thermos comes out]
[catches it] Hey, bringing your own thermos to our battles, now? You know, you could save us time by showing up already inside it.
And now... taste your multi-grain DOOM!
[Lunchbox of Fear shoots out hundreds of sandwiches that rain down on everyone]
LLady
Look! That caterer brought free lunch for everyone!
CCrowd
[cheers and picks the sandwiches up]
No! I am no caterer! My sandwiches are very high in calories! They will totally clog your arteries!
[scoffs] In like, forty years!
Yeah? So? It is a SLOW death!
[Danny and Tucker start eating their sandwiches.]
[confused] Wait, what are you doing?
Tasting our doom. And, I gotta tell ya, it's a little dry.
You wouldn't happen to have any "Spicy Mustard of Doom", would ya?
LLady
[as shoes rain down] Hey everyone! The catering shoe salesman is giving out free samples!
I am NOT a catering shoe salesman! You are supposed to tremble as my menacing footwear pinches your feet like nobody's business!
2Lady 2
[unimpressed, holds up a purple shoe] Do you have these in an "8"?
So what's the big deal about people's dreams?
NNocturne
Asked the Ghost Boy who dreams of the Goth girl.
Oh, man... that was... private...
SSign
[reads "Camp Skull and Crossbones on beautiful Lake Eerie"]
Creepy with two "e"s all right. In fact, this may qualify for three.
C'mon, you guys! There's nothing scary about this place!
Hello pioneers! [walks out of the mess hall with Miss Tetslaff]
[Star, Mikey, Lester, Dash, Paulina, and Kwan gasp dramatically.]
Mr. Lancer? Miss Tetslaff? What are you doing here?
SStudents
[quietly, hopeful] Please say "just passing through," please say "just passing through"...
Children, relax! For the next eight weeks, we're not your teachers!
[The students sigh in relief.]
Better! We're your counselors!
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