[using a Fenton Phone] I've got this one, guys.
[to Sam] Did we just get blown off?
Pretty massively.
Wanna pig out at Nasty Burger and put it on Danny's tab?
Absolutely.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I don't hate you, Danny. It's because of you that I'm the most powerful ghost hunter in Amity Park.
[annoyed] Hey! What about the Fentons?
[amused] Are you kidding? They couldn't catch a ghost if it was living under their own roof.
...True.
You don't think it's a little dangerous flying into the lab of a family of ghost hunters?
[the camera pans to show Jack pressed tightly against the top of a full, glass containment chamber by ghost mass]
Something tells me we'll...be okay.
[Danny grabs the Ecto-Dejector and takes Valerie outside. He presses the Fenton Flush lever, causing the contained ghosts to be flushed into the Ghost Zone. He flies away while invisible. Jack falls to the bottom, looks around, and grins.]
He-he-hey! Am I good or what? [cheesy grin]
I'll go welcome our guests. [flies past the Maddie hologram, then turns back to face her] And I'm sorry dear, but I can't have them see you either. [pushes button]
MHMaddie Hologram
See you tonight for tea and cookies! [disappears]
Until then, there's work to be done. [flies off]
Vlad Masters is Vlad Plasmius?! Phantom was right all along...And all this time I've been doing all his dirty work! Well, not anymore. [sly voice] Better watch out, Vlad, 'cause one of the ghosts I'm huntin' now, is you!
It's good to be back where things are normal.
[recklessly driving the Fenton RV down the street] Attention Amity Park! The Fentons are on patrol! Rest assured the streets are safe! [front tire runs over a rock, causing the RV to skid] AOH! [RV collides with a fire hydrant, which flies off causing a geyser] Uh, city water supply A-OK!
Yep, normal.
[just blew up the front of an electronics store; laughs evilly and holds up a shopping bag] Nothing like a lazy day of shopping, [holds up a coffee cup] lattes, and terrorizing minimum wage workers. [to a frightened cashier] Boo.
CCashier
[runs away screaming]
[picks up three DVDs; to store worker] Well, look on the bright side: at least I'm not downloading them illegally.
[appears and punches Technus away] Next register, Cyber-Jerk!
[Technus has just fused various computer parts with a car and turned it into a mecha.]
Behold, Ghost Twerp! The perfect combination of technology past and present: the Car-puter! It will drive you, to your DOOM! HAHA!
[knocked into a building by the Car-puter's expandable engine] Great, my first car accident and I'm not even driving yet.
Did he just do what I think he just did?
You mean step back into the Fenton Portal, remove his ghost powers, and revert his DNA profile back to that of a normal human?
I was gonna say, "Go Un-Ghost", but that works too.
Oh, come on, you guys, don't you realize what this means?
Yeah, that you're just an average, every day not special human again.
Oh, come on, Sam. think of how great this is gonna be. I won't have to fight ghosts anymore. Now we can all just be normal teenagers and hang out as much as we want.
Yeah. Normal rocks.
Hey, if it's what you wanted, then I'm glad for you, man.
It is, thanks.
Looks like we'll have to find other things to occupy our time, huh?
Looks like.
There's this new Masters' Blasters video game we can play. It's cool. You hunt ghosts. See ya.
I really can't believe you did that. It feels like I lost a good friend. Someone I was just starting to get to know.
[on deliberately losing his powers] Why is everyone but me bummed about this? Danny Phantom's not needed anymore! From now on, Danny Fenton is just a nice, normal kid from a nice, normal family. Now, let's go get Mom and Dad outta jail.
[has just realized he can't touch the asteroid or go home] Ecto-ranium? Then I can never touch it. No ghost can. That means... the Earth is doomed. And even if it wasn't I could never go back. I've revealed... my true self. I'll be forever hunted. Jack, you have to help me. You wouldn't turn your back on an old friend, would you?
An old friend? No. You? Yes! [fires the rocket's jets, leaving Vlad behind]
JACK!
[After the Specter Speeder passes through a ghost portal in front of a mouth on a Nasty Burger billboard.]
Now I know how my chili fries feel!
[looking at the inside of the Ghost Zone in amazement] Uh, I don't believe-!
[annoyed] Believe it, Jazz. Welcome to the Ghost Zone. Sort of a "Ghosts R' Us".
But the shelves are empty. Where the heck is everybody?
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