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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

BBilly

Mom, are you sure there are no ghosts under my bed?

BSBilly's Mom

Of course not, Billy. Remember what President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to be afraid of but fear itself."

[phases through the bed] Actually, it was: "Nothing to FEAR but fear itself."

[Billy and Billy's Mom scream in fright. Danny, Sam and Tucker exit out of the portal before it closes on them.]

Great, we just scarred a child for life.

I just wanted to make sure she didn't mess up the one historical quote I actually remember!

[on Tucker being forced to eat blood blossoms to save Danny] I'm curious to see how a body that's never eaten any roughage reacts when thirty pounds of it is suddenly introduced.

Don't get your hopes up, Sam. We Foleys can handle anything. [unpleasant stomach noises] And we'll talk about it more right after I hit a restroom.

One of us is going to have to dress up like a boy.

JMJazz, Maddie

[look at Sam]

Oh, come on! This is because I wear boots, right?

[to Skulker, who is on the head of a giant lake monster] New pet, or is this the girlfriend I've been hearing so much about?

[pulls Skulker's true form out of the armor's head] Too small, better throw it back. [tosses Skulker to Danny, who sucks him up into the Fenton Thermos]

[getting cold feet after Vortex confronts him] Ahh... I just wanted to introduce a friend of mine. Danny, Vortex. Vortex, Danny. Bye! [flies away]

[sarcastically] My hero.

Look on the bright side Danny; until we get back he's going to have to cater to your very whim and desire.

Yeah, he wouldn't want to make you angry.

[they smirk at Vlad who looks back slightly worried]

This pleases me.

[finishes welding the Emergency Op Center back onto the roof] Locked down tighter than a drum. This baby won't be going anywhere for a while. [thrown back as the Op Center detaches as the Fenton Blimp and flies off] Note to self: never tighten any drums.

AJAuto-Jack

This is Auto-Jack saying, "Chicks dig guys who fly!"

AAmorpho

How dare that fuzzy wuzzy steal my headline!

AAmorpho

[disguised as Danny Fenton] Underling! You cannot defeat Amorpho!

Amorpho? I know clowns with scarier names!

I can't change back to Danny Fenton! Me and the other Danny were fighting and we ran into my dad's Ecto-Stoppo-Power-ofier, and I think it's taking away our ghost powers.

Does your dad ever invent anything that doesn't mess you up?

Or without a dorky name?

I can't go home, I can't go to school, I can't even walk around in public without getting mobbed. What am I gonna do?

[swipes the partially-eaten Jack Fenton Toast from Danny's hand and takes a bite] For starters, get some jam. This is awful dry.

Get your filthy roots off my town, you horticultural horror! [To Maddie] Thanks for writing down the word "horticulture" sweetface.

I didn't want you to mispronounce it during the battle cry, hon. First impressions are very important.

And you married me anyway.

[Undergrowth's "mind vines" are taking control of the people]

I don't see what the big deal is. [a vine tries to get into Jack's head] [to the vine] Nope. [vine tries a different spot] Nope, still feel fine. [vine roots into Jack's ear] [just before he gets controlled] Ah! Now you've got it! [under vine's control] Mmm! Chlorophyll!

Stay, Danny. Stay and rule with me.

[shivering] I always thought you ruled Sam. Just... not like this. I'll b-b-be back. [Sam looks touched by this] And I'll save you. And everyone! [Sam suddenly goes under the plant's control again and attacks Danny who flees] I PROMISE!

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