Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Hmm, I'm going to need the right bait to lure those two back to battle.
[Skulker's cage full of freaky ghosts appears]
[studying the cage's inhabitants] Too scaly, too frightening, you I plan on feasting on for dinner... Yes, you'll do. [pulls out the Box Ghost]
I am the Box Ghost! You have- [promptly muzzled]
Oh my gosh, the other babies! Gotta go! [kisses flour sack] Bye! [kisses Sam] [pause] Uh...
That never happened.
Ya got that right. Daddy's gotta run!
Don't forget to pick up milk!
[to Jack, who just ripped his clothes off with Fenton Peeler, thinking he was a ghost] I can't give you detention, but someone named Fenton is staying after school.
[pretend to check their watches] Whoa, look at the time! [they both run away, leaving Danny there]
[to Sam and Tucker] My dad looked like a total fool. Did you see the way those ghost hunters were laughing at him? How embarrassing! We're all gonna have to live with my dad's goof-ups for the rest of our lives. [pause; Sam clears her throat] He's right behind me, isn't he?
[sadly] Yes, he is. If anyone needs me, I'll be upstairs, doing something wrong. [walks back up the stairs dejectedly]
[to Danny] Nice. You wanna go make your mom cry?
[sets Danny free from the Fenton Weasel] Ghost kid, you gotta help me save my family. If you do, I'll set you free.
Um, you just did. [Jack smacks his forehead] [to himself] Good thing my dad's a lousy negotiator.
Watch out for that hacky- [gets splattered by hackysack] -sack. [to Danny Phantom] Just so you know, I don't enjoy helping you.
Then don't! I can handle these idiots, go save our family! I mean, yours...your family...not mine.
[to Vlad] I may be a goof, I may mess up, but when my family's in danger, the gloves are off! [notices he's wearing the Fenton Ghost Gloves] Well...technically they're on, but you get the idea!
Where are you going? School's this way.
The Circus Gothica train pulled into town last night - I'm cutting first period to watch the opening ceremony at the train station.
[reprimandingly] Sam...
Take it easy, Tucker's got first period free. He's covering for me!
[Scene changes to Tucker in Sam's clothes, putting on a wig and lipstick]
This is so wrong. [looks at money] But you make it right!
[To the Fentons and the Mansons] Some might call this little act of rebellion, "a cry for attention." But I call it, "a cry for detention!" Ha, ha, ha! Isn't that clever?
[angrily] Nice job, Danny! Maybe I should’ve cried, “Hey, it’s Inviso-Bill”!
I’m sorry! I don’t know what came over me back there...
[to Danny] Bad judgment, that’s what! Next time think before you act! [wrist ectoplasmic goo launcher accidentally misfires and splatters goo all over Sam’s parents]
Obviously, the apple doesn't fall far from the overbearing, orange jumpsuited tree!
You got a problem with jumpsuits?!
Jack, let me handle this... You got a problem with jumpsuits?!
[ignores them] Samantha... I forbid you from seeing this boy, or any of your other troubled friends.
My friends are perfectly normal!
[Lancer opens the door, and a still dressed-up Tucker walks in]
[stares for a moment, then facepalms] This is so wrong!
[the kids are serving detention with Mr. Lancer]
[looks at her Circus Gothica ticket] I wanted to experience something horrific and unimaginable. [looks up at Mr. Lancer clipping his toenails] This isn't what I had in mind.
[under mind control, Danny starts to walk out of detention and Mr. Lancer catches him]
And just where do you think you're going, Mr. Fenton?
[Danny smirks, then overshadows Mr. Lancer]
[as Lancer] Unleash your dark side at Circus Gothica! [walks to the janitor's closet, and locks Mr. Lancer in there]
Cask of Amontillado! [bangs on door] Let me out! Let me out!
Danny, what are you doing? We're in too much trouble as it is!
[mind controlled] No such thing as "too much trouble"! Unleash your dark side at Circus Gothica! [phases through wall]
[to Sam] Man, we better follow him!
[ironically] Oh, no! But that would mean skipping detention and going to the circus! [Tucker stares at her strangely] Hello, irony? [grabs Tucker and they leave]
[Danny, under Freakshow's control, cuts the wire Sam's standing on. She falls and screams. Seeing Sam in danger, Danny briefly regains his free will and rescues her]
[catching her breath] Danny! Don't scare me like that!
[going back under Freakshow's control] How should I scare you?
[Mr. and Mrs. Manson catch Sam and Tucker at Circus Gothica]
Sam?! Shouldn't you be in detention?
Um... Lancer let us out?
[cut to Mr. Lancer locked in the janitor's closet.]
Let me out!
How ironic is it that I'm stuck under house arrest while my parents go to a free Circus Gothica show?
Only slightly less ironic than the fact that they were right about it being evil?
[Sam sneaks out of her house, but is caught by her grandmother]
And just where do you think you're going, dear?
You don't understand, Grandma; My friend is in trouble, and if I don't do something right away-!
You know, I had a wild side when I was your age. [pulls out a photograph album]
[confused] Why are you showing me this?
Who knows? Maybe I'm old and babbling... Or maybe you should sneak out and help your friend while I'm lost in my memories... [Sam smiles, kisses her forehead, and runs off] This is so wrong... [takes off her cardigan revealing one of Sam's shirts, and puts on a wig] But I dig it!
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