Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Sam and Tucker are standing on a bridge with the Circus Gothica train passing beneath them.]
C'mon, we have to jump!
Are you crazy?! I can't jump!
And I can't abandon Danny! [they jump onto the train] Plus, I'll never hear the end of it if my parents learn they're right about him being evil.
We owe you Fentons a debt of gratitude, and an apology!
Save it for the big sale, Thriston! We need to bust out of this tent!
Leave it to us!
If it's one thing we Mansons know how to do, it's whip an angry mob of parents into a frenzy!
[scene cuts to the tent bursting from hundreds of people]
Well, it's the crystal ball, or your friend, Danny. Your choice! [almost falls off the train, then gets thrown off] I didn't mean that to be so literal! [screams as she falls]
Sam! No!
Sam? [finally comes to his senses] Sam!
[Danny dives after Sam, letting go of the crystal ball and catching Sam in his arms. The crystal ball hits the ground and breaks, permanently freeing Danny from its influence.]
[coming to] Danny! Are you okay?
I think so. It's all a blur. I did some bad stuff, didn't I?
[gently] Nothing you can't fix.
[Danny and the other ghosts turn on Freakshow.]
[nervously] Um, when I called you my minions, it was really a term of endearment. Like, "I love my minions". [smiles innocently]
[Danny, Sam and Tucker finally defeated Freakshow and Jack, Maddie and Mr. and Mrs. Manson are proud]
Nick work, kids! You caught that weirdo Goth punk thief red-handed!
I'm just happy you're all safe.
They're more than safe, they're heroes.
We're so proud of you!
[cut to Sam's house]
[yelling] But you're all still grounded!
Grounded, schmounded! This is cruel and unusual punishment!
[shown to be wearing a pink floral dress] I know... But it was the only way I could convince them to lift their restraining order on Danny.
At least Freakshow's in custody and the stolen goods were returned.
So why do I feel like we're forgetting something...?
[cut to Lancer still locked in the janitor's closet]
Waiting for Godot, is anybody out there?! [crying] This is so wrong!
[Comes in] See you Monday.
[the janitor leaves and closes the door behind him and Mr. Lancer continues to pound on the door]
Good job beating the big cow, Danny.
Yeah, well it hasn't stopped Sam from busting my chops about "Cruelty to Unliving Plastic Animals".
I had to choose between fake cows and evil trucks. The cow won.
Pretty please with those dark licorice sprinkles and the black frosting you like with those little gummy bats on top?
[Sam just saved Danny from Terminatra using the Spector Deflector and is helping him out of a fountain.]
Nice save! Although to be fair, I probably wouldn't have needed it if it weren't for you in the first place.
[the Spector Deflector glows and zaps Danny. He screams and falls back in the fountain.]
Uh, excuse me? I save your butt, and you're giving me grief?!
Welcome to my world, remember? [gestures, sarcastically] We should make the menu Recyclo-Vegetarian! We should let the gorilla out. We should sell all of your dad's stuff at a garage sale! [crosses arms]
Anything else you wanna blame me for? World hunger? The Ice Age? Puberty?!
[Jack sees Danny kissing Sam.]
[whispers to Sam] I call that a fakeout makeout.
[blushes] Yeah, I know.
[to Danny] You're in a lot of trouble, mister! [to Sam] And who the heck are you?
Uh...I'm Paulina?
Then Danny Fenton is never, ever, allowed to see you, Paulina.
[Sam smiles]
Thousands of meteors will be visible in the skies of Amity Park this Friday. People tend to wish upon these falling stars without realizing that at the speeds they're falling, [dramatically] they could drill through your tiny skulls like they were wet toilet paper!
Danny, use your ghost ray! You can fire a ghost ray out of your hand!
[concentrating] Ghost ray, ghost ray... [butt begins to glow green] Well, that can't be right! But it'll have to do! [fires ghost ray out of butt]
[being chased by a monster truck] Ahhh!
[truck turns back to normal]
Yes!
[truck disappears]
NO!
Phew, what is that smell?
This? [shows Danny a spray-can] It's my new all-over body spray. I made it myself. I call it "Foley" by Tucker Foley. [sprays some on himself] It combines with your natural odor to create a sweet manly scent, that smells different to everyone who sniffs it.
Tuck, you smell like a sweaty cookie.
[from outside the hospital] Spooky hospital. Ghosts guarding the joint. Still, no sign that Danny's in any real danger yet.
[from inside the hospital] Let me go!
Still, technically not a cry for help.
HELP!
Well, not a cry for me.
[desperately] TUCKER!
Ah, dang...
Mom, Dad! I really wanna use the emergency op-center to start a radio station!
[silence as Danny looks around and finds no one]
That's a yes!
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