Great. At midnight I get my powers back, at 12:01 the belt zaps me, and at 12:02 Vlad tries to make-out with my mom. Those are gonna be the worst two minutes of my life.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
As much as I hate to say it, I'm afraid we're gonna have to go back to Vlad's.
But he's my archenemy! ...I mean ...he said all those horrible things about Dad!
We both know he's a creep. But he's a creep with a phone and transportation. And pancakes!
Hey, uh... "Uncle" Vlad?
Oh please, Daniel, don't try to butter me up! Especially when your powers are shorted out for another fifteen minutes! You're barely a threat to me with them. Without them, well, I wouldn't need fifteen seconds, would I?
How can you say that? You think my mom made the decision to come back on her own? We're a family. We both talked about it last night, and I want to stay here with you, too.
Really? You don't mean....
Yes, I do. Come on! Give me a big hug... New Dad!
[Vlad walks over to Danny to hug him, but Danny quickly straps the Fenton Specter Deflector to his waist.]
Ah! You little rat! You tricked me! You know what this will mean for you, don't you?
Oh yeah. [the clock strikes midnight and Danny transforms] A much fairer fight!
Nice Donald’s hiccups Plasmius, [Danny transforms] Where's your lonely guy cat?
Ah, there's that teen wit again. [pulls out the Plasmius Maximus and zaps Danny]
What-what was that?
Oh, I call it the Plasmius Maximus. It has just short-circuited your powers for the next three hours - that's midnight. I tell you this because I've seen your grades and I know you're bad at math. These are my latest experiments. What do you think? Oh, that's right - who cares what you think?! I will give you five minutes before I send my minions to destroy you. The clock's ticking, Danny, on you and your father. Run.
[runs away screaming]
[after five seconds] Get him. [the ghosts animals take off after Danny] Five minutes, five seconds... Oh, apparently I'm bad at math too!
[to Maddie] I've been able to forgive Jack for a lot of things. Causing the accident that ruined my life, stealing you, the backwash incident...
Whoa, whoa, back up. What was that?
Causing the accident that ruined my life?
No, no. After that.
The backwash incident?
[frustrated] No! In. The. Middle!
Oh, the "stealing you" part? [sighs] You were always able to see right through me, Maddie.
[sees Jazz in her mom's spare Hazmat suit] Jazz? Why, look at you. You're the spitting image of your mother. I always knew this day would come. That why, years ago, I had this made! [Pulls out a hazmat suit identical to his own]
[sarcastically] Nice.
Uh... Sorry about the size. I always thought you'd be swimming in my end of the gene pool. The end filled with ranch dressing, melted cheese and fudge. LOTS of fudge.
So, you think it's cool that I've got these powers?
Cool? No. I think it's hot! See ya!
I'm hot? I'm hot? I'm hot!
[shoots Danny with water gun] That'll cool you off. By the way, this isn't water, if you catch my drift.
[after draining a pool with Johnny 13's shadow in it] Enjoy your trip to the sewers! Oh, and if you see Monday's meatloaf, say "Hi" for me.
[Johnny 13's shadow has just come out of a school water fountain]
So that's where the town's sewage goes. [knowing grin] I knew it.
[A-List guys start laughing at Paulina's terrible bowling skills]
I'm so embarrassing myself. Danny, could you be an angel and give me a little invisible help?
But that's cheating. [Paulina kisses Danny on the cheek] ...Or creative point scoring! I'll be right back after your strike.
[to Kwan] I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm going to a Goth poetry reading tonight. It may not be your kind of thing but...?
So...It's like a pity date?
Not a date, but plenty of pity.
[cheerfully] Aw, sweet!
[Kwan and Sam are at a poetry reading.]
GGoth
Darkness... eternal... I wait for your kiss. In the nothing, I see your bleak smile.
Oh, cool, me next!
Oh, no.
[on stage] And now, a little poem I like to call, "The Fluffy Clouds All Look Like Footballs."
[Everyone in the bookstore stares at him. The scene cuts to the manager throwing Sam and Kwan out.]
MManager
And stay out! [slams the door]
[Sam glares at Kwan, who grins sheepishly.]
[Johnny throws fake punches that Danny dodges with ease]
My turn! [hits Johnny really hard on the nose]
JJohnny
[whispering] Hey, I thought this was a pretend fight!
Then "pretend" that didn't hurt! [punches him again]
[to Paulina who is no longer overshadowed by Kitty] Do you know who I am, by any chance?
Yeah. You're that ghost boy who saved me. Twice, apparently. Inviso-Bill, right?
[scowls] I need a publicist.
[school bell rings]
Later for you, punk!
I'll be waiting, creep!
[Valerie and Danny both change back into their normal states, run toward the same Health Sciences class, and bump into each other.]
Watch it, punk!
You watch it, creep!
TMrs. Testlaff
Fenton! Gray! Congratulations, you two stragglers are paired up for a special week-long health sciences project. I now pronounce you man, wife, and child.
[Mrs. Testlaff hands Danny the flour sack.]
I am so not kissing the bride!
What makes you think you can?!
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