Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[the trio is eating lunch inside a ghost shield provided by the Fenton RV]
[after his ghost sense goes off] Here, AGAIN?!
But we're chewing like the wind in an anti-Ghost Zone. Where could the ghost be?
[the shield explodes and Wulf appears]
Survey says, behind us.
[to Tucker] Ask him what Walker's up to.
[speaks Esperanto to Wulf]
[responds back in Esperanto]
[rocks back and forth in a casual manner] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
You have no idea what he's talking about.
Nope, not a clue.
[Sam reaches to touch Wulf's collar. He snarls angrily at her.]
He says not to touch that.
[sarcastically] Really? I must have missed the subtext.
[Wulf twitches in pain caused by the collar he's wearing]
The collar! It's hurting him!
What did you think it was? A fashion accessory? We have to get it off.
[Danny's just figured out Walker's plan and been declared Public Enemy #1. Tucker hands him the Fenton Thermos.]
You may need this.
Are you nuts? If I leave this house, I'm dead.
Danny, you have to do something. If you don't, who will?
[to Danny, with Fenton Bazooka to his head, about to shoot] By the authority invested in me by the city of Amity Park, I sentence you back from once you came!
Oh man, I have got to start paying more attention in these fights.
[finds note on Fenton Bazooka, reads it] "Honey, forgot to fully charge Fenton Bazooka. - Jack. P.S.: Can I have a cookie?"
With that, I bid you a fond farewell. [flies away]
[waves fist] You haven't seen the last of me!
[out of earshot] Duh, I'll see you at dinner.
[Mr. Lancer catches Danny and Dash fighting in the halls]
Grapes of Wrath! Break it up. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't suspend you both for fighting on school property?
Uh...I'm a football star.
True. Well, I still must at least pretend to be fair and you two need a more creative outlet for your aggression. [smiles] As you know, every year one of the faculty puts together a haunted house party at the abandoned Townsend place. [shows Danny and Dash a clipboard with an image of a haunted house and a photo of Mr. Lancer] This year, it's my turn. And I am bound and determined to decorate it better than Ms. Testlaff did, last year.
Fat chance. [shows a photo of her cosplaying as the bride of Frankenstein] You’ll never outdo my Franken-Gurkard-Stein monster.
[Testlaff leaves, revealing that Sam and Tucker has heard the conversation this whole time]
Welcome aboard "Team Lancer" gentlemen. Scariest room avoids detention, [points at Dash] Football star or not.
[reading ghost detector] This ecto-storm is coming from the direction of 917 Maple Street.
917 Maple, eh? I could have sworn it was coming from that big spooky house with the big, swirly cloud overhead.
[thinks Danny is dressed up as Fright Knight] Pretty neat horse though. What's it made of, flaming bed sheets?
Flaming bed sheets of death!
[reading a spell from a book] To cease the Storm, to end the Fear, the sword must sheath in pumpkin near. Pumpkin near! Danny, you gotta put the sword back in a pumpkin!
A pumpkin? There are no pumpkins in the room. [short pause] No pumpkins in the room? It's Halloween, what am I, an idiot?
[becoming impressed with Danny's haunted house room] Mr. Fenton, I have to say that was the most horrifying thing, I have ever seen. [Danny becomes nervous of what he just did] You win!
[after Danny crashes into a wall]
[imitating Danny] Hi, I'm Danny Fenton. Don't let the concussion and bruises fool you. I need more practice.
[Danny uses his ghost powers to make Tucker fall through the floor]
[surprised] Wow, it's quiet in here.
And Jack? Try not to trash the house while I'm gone.
[sighs] Suck the house into a parallel dimension ONE TIME, and you just can't let it go, can you?
Why, Maddie and Danny Fenton.
Vlad Masters?!
Oh, what a completely unexpected and totally unplanned surprise. [pulls gift baskets out of nowhere] Personalized gift baskets? [Maddie runs up and grabs them]
[suspiciously] You're up to something.
Oh, you think? [to a hidden microphone] They're here, kill Jack.
What was that?
I said... Flapjacks! Mm-hm, pancakes. I have pancakes.
Bye Vlad! And as a lonely single man in your forties, might I suggest Internet dating? Or a cat!
Mark my words Maddie, no one says no to Vlad Masters! You will rue the day you spurned my affections! And I. Will. Not. Get. A. Cat!
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