[to Ember] Hey, do you take requests? How 'bout "Beat It"!
How 'bout I just lay you down a few power chords instead, dipstick.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Aww, teen love. They say it never lasts, but nothing distracts teenagers more than hormones. And I need to keep you busy for the next eight hours. [sets the dial on her guitar to the love setting] I have more than just music for you. Now that they're chanting my name, my music can affect you! [strums] How 'bout a love song?!
[Danny is hit with Ember's love spell]
Wait. I know that look. That's that same longing, puppy dog stare you give Paulina.
Who's Paulina?
That's a pleasant side effect.
She's too strong. If I could just stop the crowd from chanting. [Cut to the crowd pumping their hands in the air. Pan across it to the right; Off-screen.] Something horrible that will break the spell [Close-up on Danny, looking back.] Like... [Cut to Danny. Pan left as he turns back to Sam and Tucker backstage.] Sam kissing Dash! [Cut to Tucker with his dreamy smile. Zoom in on him. Cut to Danny. He’s smirking and holding a microphone.] Or worse. [Zoom out as Danny prepares to chuck the microphone.] Tucker, sing! Take the mic and sing! [chucks it]
[his arms are out as he catches it. He holds it, unsure.] Wait, you want me to sing? You said I stink!
Oh, uh, [laughs and shrugs] I-I was kidding! [points his fingers] You rock! [lifts his arms] You rock out loud!
You got that [zoom out as he holds out the microphone] right!
[Fade to a collection of floating islands of ice and snow surrounded by two rings of purple doors. Ember is walking forward with Klemper.]
KKlemper
[as he pumps up and down] Ember! Ember!
[as she sounds like Timmy Turner from Fairly OddParents] Stop saying my name!
[Klemper continues chanting Ember’s name throughout as the episode ends]
Playing an internet video game is hardly the stuff of human drama, Danny.
[complaining] But it's fun!
Fun is relative. When I see a student pass through the portals of Casper High for the last time brimming with the knowledge that it takes to make it in the outside world, to me, that's fun.
Then you need to get out more.
And you need to stay in more. And here are a couple of people will make you do just that.
My parents!?
So what exactly is the point of this 'skill' contest?
To defeat all foes, get to Level 13, and retrieve the 7 Silver Keys to the Apocalypse.
And what happens after that?
Gain ultimate power of the World Wide Web!
Very well. Then I, Technus, shall use my ghost powers and new-found gaming prowess to win the game and spread my intellect to every machine in the world! [pause] My... that was a long speech.
What? Technus?
Bingo, bubby! Game over! That was fun.
Lazy, unfocused, ill-prepared, lethargic. Need I go on?
Dad, I-
Now that's enough of your sass talk, mister!
What do you suggest, Mr. Lancer?
Danny will pass. I know he's capable. But I'd like to spend his after school hours in my office studying until I administer the makeup exam.
But he has stuff to do after class!
But I have stuff to do after class! How do you know that?!
Ah, but consider this: If you fail, you may be held back a year. If it's boring once, imagine taking it again.
Get this straight, Danny. You're a Fenton. Fentons get "A"s, or in your father's case, "B" minuses.
[looking proud] Solid "B" minuses!
Until you retake that test and pass it with flying colors, we are FORBIDDING access to all electronic devices.
[cell phone rings] It's Tucker.
[snatches Danny's phone] He's BUSY! [crushes Danny's phone]
[shows Danny the picture of his "sister"] Now's the best time to say, "Gosh Mr. Lancer, I never realized being a teacher was so difficult."
I'm fourteen... I don't really care...
Yes, yes of course. I'm gonna get some air. [Mr. Lancer leaves]
Gotta cross my teacher off my what I wanna be when I grow up list.
[to Danny, in a serious tone] Were you spying on them?
All right, all right! I was spying on Jazz and I'm really...
[whispers] Good job.
[whispers] Yeah, way to go, Danny. And if you see Jazz with that hooligan again, you let us know.
JMJack and Maddie
[loudly] And don't do it again!
[whispers] But seriously, feel free to do it again.
She's not anybody's girl.
JJJazz and Johnny 13
[in unison] Stop spying on us!
No! I won't. Anymore than you would if it were me. Come on, Jazz. Think like the brain surgeon you told me you wanted to be. Does this seem right?
KKitty
What's taking so long? Johnny, get me out of here!
Don't you think I am doing this because I have a reason?
[Johnny 13 grabs Danny by his shirt, and lifts his fist to hit him]
J1Johnny 13
You know what, punk?
Danny?
J1Johnny 13
We just had about enough of you.
Hey! Hands off the little brother!
J1Johnny 13
Oh, whatever!
[about Johnny 13] He's on the run!
And I've got the Fenton Anti-Creep Stick. Let's get him!
Sweetie, that's just a regular bat.
Yep, but it's a bat with the word 'Fenton' on it. [jumps out the door]
Man, that's hot!
[Bullet and some ghost cops are chasing an escapee from prison.]
PPrisoner
You'll never take me alive, coppers!
BBullet
[deadpan] You're a ghost.
PPrisoner
Well, you'll still never take me!
Oh man! I've never seen this many ghosts attacking at once.
I'm gonna need a bigger thermos.
[one of Walker's crew tackles Danny]
And a paramedic!
A curfew?
An escort?
Okay, who's the idiot security adviser who came up with these lame ideas?
[Jack & Maddie enter the room]
Fear not, young ones, we're here to make sure this school is prepared for any ghost emergencies.
[on megaphone] You must be cautious, at any time one of these ectoplasmic malefactors - [spots Danny in the crowd] hi sweetie! [Danny ducks down and blushes] - could appear out of nowhere.
[to Sam & Tucker] Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us?
Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us.
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