Where did you want to put these banners up, Ms... [sees Danny in a baby suit] Hey, guys, check it out! It's the Casper High Spirit Baby! [laughs along with other jocks]
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[to Sam and Tucker, after seeing Danny transform into a ghost] Did you see that?! Tell me I didn't see what I saw!
It's not what you think, Jazz!
[shoves Tucker's ice cream into his mouth] Of course it's not what you think. Ghosts aren't real! Jazz, you sound like your father.
BBertrand
Well, that's enough damage for one afternoon. [transforms into his blob-like state and disappears through the ceiling]
I sure hope they're insured.
Great, he got away again. Another ringing endorsement for the town's screw-up.
BBertrand
After we've destroyed everything, you up for a cappuccino?
Oooh, that's a marvellous idea.
[Bertrand gets blasted by Danny]
I figured it out, finally. You feed on misery, don't you?
I'm sorry. Can I help you?
No, I'm sure you can't. You can't help anyone except yourself.
[Spectra advances towards Danny but he flies out of the way and floats behind her]
You find out one thing that a kid's most afraid of- their future, their looks, their confidence...and you pick at it and pick at it while your snippy little ghost assistant feeds on it.
BBertrand
HEY!
Very good. But I'm afraid you missed a few details.
[after Spectra grabs Danny]
Let go of me!
Why would I do that? Your doubts, your misery, it's delicious! And the best part is, after that silly speech is over, and the last domino falls, and the sparklers vaporize the speaker, we'll leave you here to take the blame! And by the time I'm done with you, you'll be sure it was all your fault!
Man, I'm so tired of you dumping on me, and I'm so tired of dumping on myself. Jazz never did that, even when I was mad at her, and I won't let her DOWN!
[blasts Spectra and becomes free]
[chasing after Danny angrily down the hallway] That’s it, Fenton, RUN! But I’m taking this "D" I got on our spelling test out of your hide!
GDGhost Dog
[grabs the cafeteria lady in his mouth, causing her to scream]
[nervous] Nice pooch, easy. That lady isn't edible. And neither is anything she cooks!
GDGhost Dog
[drops her and looks at Danny happily]
And neither am I! [goes intangible just before the Ghost Dog phases them both through the wall]
CCafeteria Lady
[glares before pulling out a tray of food covered in green goo] It's still good! Who wants seconds?
[to Danny] You're not much of a dog catcher.
Yeah, no kidding. Who let the dogs in? [Sam stares] See, the song is "Who Let The Dogs Out," but I said "Who Let the Dogs In." [Sam continues staring] I'll be right back. [dives under the table]
Bring some new jokes!
Sam, hide!
No time! [pushes Danny into the bushes]
No escaping me now, ghost boy! [sees Danny and Sam kissing]
[shrieks] Do you mind?!
Ah, gross, loser love! I always knew you two geeks would end up together. [flies off]
That sounded like Valerie. [looks at Danny, who is smiling] Uh, Danny? Danny? You didn't think it was a real kiss, did you?
[nervously] No! Why? Did you?
[Sam bites her lip. The scene cuts to the next day at school.]
Wait! You guys kissed?
DSDanny and Sam
No! It was a fake-out make-out!
But that still has the words "make" and "out" in it, right?
[about Tucker liking Valerie] Two-hundred seventy-nine girls in our school, and he's gotta have a crush on the one with the weapons and the grudge.
I don't get it Ember McLain comes out of nowhere and suddenly she's the biggest thing since mp3s! It's so...
[annoyed] Infuriating how mindless prepackaged corporate bubble gum is preventing true musical artists from being heard all from now and Bananas!?
I was gonna say weird or crazy, but this is so...
Ember's not just about music. She is an expression of my unique individuality.
[Everyone in the school is wearing Ember's merchandise.]
[sarcastically] Oh yeah, you're one of a kind. Every single one of you.
[through megaphone; to Ember] Attention, freakishly dressed teen idol, I order you to cease and desist!
Desist this, Grandpa! [sets the dial on her guitar to the hypnosis setting and strums it, making all the high school students under her command and turn on Mr. Lancer]
Pride and Prejudice!
[shocked] Ember's the ghost?!
[annoyed at Sam] I still don't see why we're not affected by Ember's music.
[to Danny] Maybe because of your ghost powers and my...
[to Sam] Individuality or smart intelligence?
[to Danny] I was gonna say utter distaste for anything popular but, okay. [she blushes] You really think I'm smart?
[Danny blushes and smiles, his heart pounding as if he is embarrassed]
[sees Tucker wearing an Ember wig] Tucker, you're starting to scare me. And I fight ghosts!
It's an Ember thing. You wouldn't understand it.
Uh, you do realize she's an evil mind-controlling spirit from another dimension.
Yeah, but you said the same thing about Paulina.
You know, he has a point.
[Danny and Sam are flying; Sam is staring at Danny and Danny notices]
Are you okay, Sam?
[snaps out of it and blushes; nervously] Oh... It's just really nice up here, that's all. Flying's nice. [Danny realizes what Sam is talking about and blushes. They suddenly hit a cardboard cutout of Ember and fall] Falling stinks.
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