I have no idea what's going on but I'm always up for getting wild!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[To Choji] In every team of five, there's always somebody in the mix who's just dead weight. The guy who's just the butt of everyone's jokes. And when think comes to thin, he gets cast aside like the worthless pawn he is.
Pretty impressive chakra. Not bad, but a far cry from being a main dish.
Naruto, sometimes your eyes are even better than mine.
Listen fatso, don't slow us down so you can eat more. You see that coffin? You're the one who's supposed to be carrying it so do your job you slob!
I'm going to play a little game to find out which one of you is the real one.
I know if I take just one direct hit from that gentle fist of yours, my whole chakra network goes out of whack. You keep me on my toes kid.
That material, where does it come from, you monster?
Impressive yes? My sticky spider thread is actually a type of metal that hardens the instant it leaves my body. It's impervious to chakra.
What's going on here? How did he... [sees the hole in Neji's shoulder] What gives? How could I miss it by 15 centimeters?
He has a blind spot immolating from a small point just behind the first thoracic vertebra.
I cannot lose. Even if my enemy is far stronger. Even if my body should fail me. I cannot lose. There is a reason. I cannot lose!
He will be saved. It's because, Naruto, you saved me from the darkness.
[last words] Talking rubbish right up to the end... I haven't been pushed this far since Kimimaro. Curse you...
Everyone, I leave the rest up to you...
Tayuya, I could end your life right now if I wished to. The reason why I've spared you is because you have a duty that you must complete. And my duty is to deliver that coffin to Lord Orochimaru intact.
But I thought you said it was too late for that.
You weren't listening. I told you that's the body that Lord Orochimaru desires more than anything else.
It's his next vessel isn't it?
Exactly Tayuya. And delivering it to him is the only thing that I can do to please him. As for those two pieces of garbage, I leave them to you.
What the? The whole thing was a trick! Teamwork my foot, you dirty conniving little weasels!
[To Tayuya] You'll have to excuse my bad manners. I'm not normally in the habit of slugging a lady. But then, looking at you, you don't really fall into that category, do you?
If Tayuya comes back, I'll kill her.
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