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I'd eat you both right now, but I won't be swallowing solid food for weeks thanks to this hole in my mouth. But if we meet again, well he'd better hope we don't.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Do you see him, Nawaki, Dan? Be at peace, my beloveds. Your dream is still alive.
GGuy
There's no doubt in my mind the surgery will be a success. You have the power to shape your own destiny. And on the 1 in 1000- no, 1 in 1,000,000 chance something should go wrong, I will die right along with you. Since I met you, my nindo has been to train you to become the most splendid ninja possible. That's a promise.
The three of you treating me to lunch? You're not going to drop a big pile of snow on me, are you, or something like that?
[When he sees an advertisement for "Make Out Paradise: The Movie] Wait, my favorite book is going to be a movie? I'd better order tickets in advance!
[To Choji after Ino leaves] She has no clue. Despite what most women seem to believe, men don't always go for the skinny girls. Most guys I know, they like girls with a little meat on their bones. It just looks healthier. Oh yeah, and the reverse is true too, you know. I'd bet anything she'd be twice as popular if she put on a few pounds instead of starving herself. She should eat.
[After pinning Sasuke to a tree] Sorry, I knew you wouldn't want to sit still for a lecture, so, I figured I'd have to pin you down. [the Sound Four take notice] Let it go. You've gotta forget about revenge.
[Shocked] What?
Believe me. In this work, I've met a lot of guys who feel the way you do. Trust me. For those who follow the path of revenge, it never ends well. You'll only tear yourself apart. And even if you succeed and you get your revenge, what will you have then? Nothing. Emptiness.
Shut up! What makes you think you know anything about it?! It's easy for you to talk. You have NO idea!
Just try to calm down.
[Angry] Maybe if I was to kill the most important people in YOUR life, everyone who's ever meant anything. Maybe THEN I'd listen to you because maybe THEN you'll have some idea how I feel!
Hmm. It's an interesting theory. But I'm afraid you're a little late to put it to the test. [Smiles softly] Everyone you're talking about has already been killed.
[Eyes widen in shock]
I've been around longer than you have, kid. And I've seen my share of troubles. You're not the only one who knows what it's like to lose somebody... So, it looks like neither of us has led a charmed life, exactly, have we? Still, we're not all that bad off. At least you and I have been lucky enough to find new comrades to help fill the void.
Sasuke would never let a guy like that sink his claws into him. I mean, he's already a total powerhouse.
I knew it... I'm not the same as you. I'm traveling a path the rest of you can't follow. I know that the four of us have worked together, and for a while I thought I could take that path instead. But in the end, I've decided on revenge. That's always been my reason for living. I'll never be like you and Naruto.
Don't do this Sasuke. You don't have to be alone. You told me on that day how painful a thing solitude can be. I understand that pain now. I have a family and friends, but if you were gone Sasuke, it would be the same thing for me as being all alone.
This is a new beginning. Each of us has a new path lying before us.
Sasuke, I'm so in love with you I can't even stand it. If you would only be with me, I promise I'd never let you regret it. Every day would be a joy. I can give you happiness. I'll do anything for you, Sasuke. So please, I'm begging you, don't walk away. I'll even help you get your revenge. I'll do whatever it takes to make it happen, I swear. So stay here with me. And if you can't then take me with you, Sasuke.
You haven't changed. You're still annoying.
Don't leave me! If you go, I'll scream!
[appears behind Sakura and knocks her out] Sakura, thank you for everything.
[about his mother] From the second I wake up, it's nag, nag, nag...
YYoshino
[answering the door] Now who would be visiting us so early in the morning?
Hey! Dad.
SShikaku
What is it?
What on earth made you want to marry such a crabby woman like mom?
SShikaku
That's a good question. Even a crab like your mom can be gentle sometimes. She has her moments.
[Slightly frustrated] That's the reason?
For as long as I've known him, Sasuke and I haven't exactly been close buddies. In fact I don't really like him at all. All the same, Sasuke's a ninja belonging to the Hidden Leaf Village. He's a comrade and I'll put my life on the line to help him. That's the way of our village.
Naruto, this is a once in a lifetime request. Just bring him home. Please bring Sasuke back to me. I did everything I could. I tried but I couldn't stop him from leaving the village. At this point there's only one person who can stop him, only one who can save him. Naruto, it's all up to you.
Well gosh Sakura, you must really care about Sasuke, huh? I get it. I can see that deep down this must be very painful for you. I know you must be suffering.
Naruto, thank you so much.
Don't you worry one bit. I'm going to bring Sasuke back. I promise that on my life, Sakura.
[Having found the Sound Four]
Well let's go! I'm dying to show these clowns what I've got.
Is that right? Hate to disappoint you hotshot, but I've got a new jutsu I've been working on too.
Yeah me too!
Alright calm down. First we make a plan and get everything ready...then we nail those bastards.
A wall's a wall and there's no wall I can't punch a hole through!
Yeah it's worth a try I guess. After all, we have to do something despite the risk.
Tunneling fang! [the wall regenerates from his attack]
The damn wall's rebuilding itself!
Hey did you just-
Yes we saw it.
Let us out!
It appears to be more than just a dirt wall. Byakugan! [scans wall] The wall is...
It's what? The wall is what?
Our chakra. It's absorbing it as if it were a sponge.
Great. It's not enough that they buried us alive in the oversized dung heap, now they're trying to steal our chakra. You gotta give these guys credit for thoroughness at least.
So you're the leader huh? What a fine example you're setting for the rest of your team. You see a man's true character when he's pushed to the edge of death, but you're hardly a man at all. Certainly not a man who's worthy of leading a team of ninja into battle. Did you really believe I might let you out? You deserve to die.
That does it Shikamaru, you dirty little traitor! Let's take this outside, just you and me!
What do you mean take this outside? How're you gonna do that you idiot? We're trapped in here.
What'd you call me?!
I called you an idiot, idiot!
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