You fool. One little midget, what are you going to do? And also, look what happened. Each time, in order to move forward, you sacrificed one of your members, didn't you? Is that guy Sasuke so precious to you? Just for the sake of one person... how many of your team members are you willing to lose? You mindless worm.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[when Naruto uses his Shadow Clone Jutsu] There sure is a lot of garbage scattered around here. But trash is just trash after all. It simply needs to be cleaned up.
Shut your mouth!
Come then.
I'm gonna crush you!
If we miss, we'll have died for nothing. [Akamaru bites him] Akamaru. I must be a lousy master for you to bite me like that. Okay Akamaru, it's just like you said. We're all out of options. Wolf fang over fang it is. Now Akamaru! Do your thing Akamaru. Show em what all that training was for. Dynamic marking! [Akamaru urinates on Sakon/Ukon]
So you figured out I was manipulating them with my flute. You're not as dumb as you look. Not that it'll do you any good. Knowing what I've been doing isn't the same as knowing how to stop me.
You've got a point there. I never was very musical. Just ask my mom and dad. With that flute she can manipulate her buddies like puppets. That song's comprise dog sequences of modulated sound waves, each sequence controlling a specific movement. Great Shikamaru, you can analyze it fine. But what're you gonna do to counteract it? She's right. The fact remains I've got no ear for music.
No one's ever heard this song and lived.
It only takes one move for a checkmate.
There's one rule of Shogi that I always enjoyed the most. Whenever you capture one of your enemy's pieces you can turn around and use it as your own. From here on I attack. I'll use your own three pieces to hunt you down. What do you have to say about that? Shouldn't you be a bit more worried? You could at least pull a knife or something.
This flute is my only weapon. I told you not one person who's heard the sound of this flute has survived, idiot.
You've got a lot of confidence. [attacks]
Dispel! [the demons disappear] What was that about using my own pieces against me? Loser. It's my move now, you rat. What the? [gets caught by the shadow possession jutsu]
Shadow possession success. What did I tell you? I'd hunt you down using your own pieces. I used them all right. Your three pawns were just the bait I needed. In any good strategy, the first attack's always a fakeout. The tactic is to score on the second move.
[To Kimimaro when drunk] What are you staring at, you stupid jerk?
Well whatever you are I'll snap you out of it.
I said I'm not drunk. In the first place I'm not even of age. Underage ninjas should not partake in the drinking of sake!
[The Sound Four prepare to stab Lee, Shikamaru, and Kiba]
Now die!
You're mine!
UUkon
You're gonna die kid! Wipe that grin off your face!
[Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara respectively rescue Shikamaru, Kiba, and Lee]
Well what do you know? Looks like we're on the same side.
Who are you?
Allies of the Leaf Village...
We're shinobi...
Of the sand!
By the way, you seem a lot dumber than the last time our paths crossed. So are you going to give up again this time? Go ahead, I'll take care of this for you.
Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but I'm not about to give up. And besides, a real man doesn't allow a woman to do his fighting for him.
Ha. Still being all macho with all the man and woman stuff? You talk tough but I know it's just an act. Idiot.
So this time you're on the Leaf's side, huh? You guys are all over the place, aren't you?
The sound of the flute summons her genjutsu.
I got it. Cyclone scythe jutsu! [releases a whirlwind to repel Tayuya]
She's deflecting the sound of the flute and nailing our opponent with a physical attack. She can attack and defend at the same time. That's a pretty handy jutsu to have.
It's like that girl was born to fight me!
Fair warning. We sand ninja aren't pushovers like our friends from the Leaf. Oh and standing as close as you are to my friend the Black Ant, big mistake.
I hated going against the sand ninja as enemies, but as Allies they're pretty amazing.
That hurt. You take over, brother. Let me rest in this body a bit.
UUkon
You're so pathetic, Sakon.
I can't retreat after he's underestimated me!
Excuse me, did I ask for your opinion? I told you to explain the situation to me, that's all. You have no idea what kind of powers I have. If she thinks she can hide from me but stay close enough so the sound of her flute can still reach me, she's mistaken. All right. Summoning blade dance!
All right, I'm far enough away. It's time for my genjutsu.
[Temari's cyclone destroys the forest and kills Tayuya]
How was that? It's finished.
She doesn't mess around huh? She's as subtle as a rhino. She might even be scarier than my mom.
You're nothing without that sand of yours. Why else would you go through the trouble of lugging it around?
Sand shower. [rains sand]
What a surprise. [his legs are restrained by sand]
But as long as I have it, I can do anything.
I don't hate the darkness. It was in the darkness that I was raised.
[Flashback to Kimimaro living in a prison]
Why? It's not fair. Why am I in a place like this? Why me? I don't get it, what did I do wrong? Is there really a God watching over us? And if God does exist, how could he let something like this happen to me?
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