Yes, yes... burn the child.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Deal with it.
[Wendy and Dipper prank Soos]
Soos.
Inflatable duck guy? Is that you?
Yes, Soos.
I knew you guys were secretly alive. I knew it.
My people have been enslaved, Soos. You must free us.
The inflatable pool duck revolution is at hand.
[Mabel puckers her lips in preparation for a kiss]
What are you doing with your mouth.
Me? Nothing. This? I was just eating some sour candy...so my lips did that...because the candy was so sour.
Can I have some candy?
No.
I have never met anyone like you.
Me too. Except for a zombie, a gnome, and a couple of cute vampires.
I don't remember the vampires.
I don't tell you everything.
Mabel? Is everyone here tonight?! What, is Soos here too?
[Falls off of the fence in the background.] I'm okay.
Go home, Soos.
You got it.
Okay, my original plan was to tape together a bunch of fish sticks to make prosthetic pair of people legs.
Intriguing.
Mabel, if you don't hand over those pool supplies, I'll lose the coolest job ever.
Okay, I understand. Hey, look! Wendy in a bikini!
Really? At night?
Now all I've got to do is wait here 15 hours until the pool opens... This was a good plan.
Dipper, you're a lifeguard! Give him CPR!
Mermen don't breathe air!
Then give him reverse CPR, doi!
[Repeatedly fills his mouth with water and spits it into Mermando's] I hate this, I hate this.
[Takes a picture of Dipper and Mermando with their lips together] Haha, blackmail.
[Mermando sits up, able to breathe again.]
Thank you for saving me, but why didn't you just roll me into the lake?
[Shot widens to reveal them sitting a few feet away from the edge of the lake]
Agh!
Alright, let a pro on the field. Or floor...whatever.
[Dipper hits the golf ball, causing it to break some things, and it ends up crashing through a window.]
AH, MY HEAD! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE HEAD!
Soos, can I sleep in your break room tonight?
Sure, dude. [Opens door to reveal small room full of pipes.] You just gotta make your body go like a video game puzzle block. The trick is to hold perfectly still. [Repeatedly burns arm on pipe.] Ow! Wait, wait. Ow! Wait, wait. Ow! Wait, wai. Actually felt kind of good that time.
Ah, sleeping under the stars. Not bad. [Dipper sees a wolf chewing on his leg.] Ah, get off! Get away! [Camera compares Mabel's sleepover to Dipper been chewed on by a wolf.] This is still better.
Candy falls down now!
Get ready to be poked by the fun stick. Boop.
Ow.
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