Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You guys, what about Frankie?
[squats down] I'm sorry, Mac, but we're just gonna have to face the facts. Frankie doesn't want to come back to Foster's. [stands back up on his own feet; sadly] I guess she doesn't wanna take care of us anymore. [leaves the attic]
[Mac sits down, sad and alone]
I assure you, I shall tend to your requests once I try to complete trying to mop this- Doh! [many imaginary friends walk by, making the floor dirty again] It's ruined! Oh, very well. I shall simply begin again.
No trying to mope till I get my sandwich!
I want clean underwear!
[Mr. Herriman tries to get the mop back, but the imaginary friends kept passing the mop over and over again, until they talk about their problem, as he starts getting really enraged, his monocle cracks]
ENOUGH! I'm sick of taking care of everyone and everything and never getting a word of thanks, an ounce of help, or a tiny LITTLE SMIDGEN OF RESPECT! [all the imaginary friends are completely shocked to hear him say that; calmly] That's Miss Francis' favorite job. [then furious] And I demand to remember that she take it back! Now, where is that lazy girl?! [hops away, as Jackie made a mop into a sandwich and eats it]
Mmm. Not bad.
[picks up the paper airplane and finds the shrunken gang in it] Guys? What happened to you? [the shrunken gang tell her what happened with their high-pitched voices] He did what?!
[The room starts to shake and Frankie turns to an enraged World]
[infuriated] I bet you're gonna take it back now, aren't you?
Take what back?
That you're never gonna leave me alone. You were so mad at me because everyone knows I did something bad. But I didn't! Your friends are just trying to take you away from me! Just like them.
"Them?" Them who?
They took him away from me and left me here alone.
Your kid's parents.
And now you're gonna leave, too! I know it!
No, I'm not.
LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!!!
Aha! There you are, Miss Francis!
Mr. Herri-
[stops her from talking] Now, where is this toy chest friend? [hops angrily over to World] You, young man, are a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad boy! Luring a naive, young woman into to this silly little imaginary world and keeping her from her duties! Tsk, tsk, tsk. Shame on you! Now, I'm taking Miss Frances and those unsupported whimper-snappers over here back to their wrightful home! And you, young man, you are going to stay here in this toy chest, alone! And think long and hard about what you have done before or once or since! [pushing Frankie and the other people away]
Ow, ow, ow! Mr. Herriman. You have no idea, what you just did-
I know very well what I'm doing, young lady.
[becoming incredibly enraged with hatred as his castle melts] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! GIVE HER TO ME! GIVE HER TO ME! NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! FRANKIE IS MINE! MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!
Good heavens! What's happening?!
YOU PEEVED HIM OFF, THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING!
[World's castle is about to try to fall down, lava erupts, Frankie and the other people escape to World's Imagination]
NO! NO! GIVE HER BACK TO ME!
[They continue to run as they go across obstacles and they fall across, and they run as the ground shatters, and they continue to run as the world begins to go out of control]
NOOOOOOOOOO! [turns background into shapes and nightmares] SHE NEEDS TO STAY! WITHOUT HER, MY OWN WORLD IS EMPTY! AND I'M NOTHING!
[Then the world turns into a white void while the others running]
Good grief! Are we getting anywhere?!
I don't know! Just keep running!
Look!
[They spot a scribbled tree in the distance]
Yes! This is the tree I wrote on before people learn I first got here! That means the entrance is...
Up there!
[looks at the tree, reading what Frankie wrote; offended] Well, I never!
Oh, yes, you have!
Ay-Yi-Yi! Why do I always need to get on the bottom?!
[Frankie and the others are climbing to reach the entrance]
Just higher...
We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it!
[echoing] NO! YOU CAN'T TAKE HER! I SHAN'T LET YOU! I WON'T LET YOU!
[Then the shaking causes the gang to fall off and the stuff blows away as Frankie and the others try to hold on until it stops]
Is everybody okay? Is everyone okay?
[Screams]
Did you try to hurt yourself?!
[Screams]
Did you break something?!
[Screams]
Is it your arm?!
[Screams]
Is it your leg?!
[Screams]
Cocococo?!
[Screams]
Oh, for goodness sake! What's it?!
[World, possessing a dragon-like monster toy body appears behind them and roars in fury]
Master Mac! [picks him up and shakes him frantically] Where's Miss Frances?!
SHE'S IN THERE! HE ATE HER!
Miss Frances, I've remembered you since one of you here was a little girl awhile ago. And as I tried to watch you grow, I've been absolutely amazed by your lack of maturity, your laziness, and your lack of judgment.
Good grief, this again?!
[continues talking] And all of that time, I was wrong. If Miss Frances thinks allowing the imaginary friend into the house is an excellent idea, I trust her clearly. [smiles as Mac and the others react in shock] I SAID MOVE IT!
[getting brown pain on his right shoulder while painting the sign with Wilt] Try to watch it, will you? You're getting paint all over me! Explain to me again, why are we trying to paint the house?
Because of the new Fair Chore Act decree by Mr. Herriman, remember? The whole house voted and unanimously agreed that Frankie needed some help. We tried to sign it.
Oh, yeah! That was dumb of us.
[During the end credits, Madame Foster enters the foyer, returning home from her vacation]
Hello! I'm back from my favorite vacation! [opens her eyes and looks around, seeing the entire house completely empty] Hello? Where's everyone?
Hey, leave that alone!
[Frankie's goons are using Bloo Superdude's armor]
You! Put that down! It's not under warranty anymore! [Frankie stirs the potion] Why can't you just let make presence known "The Great Creator of Everything?" He'll be expecting me. Pretty please? With sugar on top?
Sugar on top? Okay! [Frankie drips the sugar on the poison]
What is that?
[Wilt dares Bloo to unplug the TV in the rec room, but as he pulls out the TV's plug from the outlet, indistinct complaining from Fluffer Nutter, Sunset Junction, and Boomer are heard, and they arise in front of the TV, glaring mad at him]
What the heck?! We've been playing that game for nine hours!
Uh… [runs down the halls as they chase him] Wilt dared me to do it! WILT DARED ME TO DO IT! [hides behind Wilt's tall legs]
Oh, he did, did he? Well, Wilt, I dare you to.... eat Jackie's sandwich!
[Boomer faints]
[Jackie Khones enters the foyer, eating his sandwich, revealing that Wilt didn't dare to eat it]
What! You didn't eat it?!
Eat what?
Your sandwich. We dared Wilt to eat your sandwich, and he didn't do it!
You what?! No, no, no, no. That's not a dare. That's a death wish.
Told you.
You want a dare? I'll give you a dare. I dare one of y'all to steal Madame Foster's gold-plated dentures.
[catches Mac trying steal her gold-plated dentures] THIEF! You better drop that grill, bucko!
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Today's not Sunday, but friends from all over the house have joined together for the first-ever Foster's Dare Cup Tournament! They will endure intense physical trials, face life-changing humiliation…and maybe eat a worm. All for the chance of winning the title "Ultimate Dare Master!" Let the dares begin! Round 1 – Bloopy Pants VS. Preparation Ape. Dare!
Punch a friend in the butt.
[Bloopy Pants sneaks up behind Frankie while she's washing dishes, punches her in the buttocks and dashes away]
Hey!
Dare!
Lay out by the pool without (wearing) sunblock.
[Preparation Ape is laying outside by the pool on a beach chair, in pain; gives in by squirting loads of sunblock on himself]
Winner: Bloppy Pants. Round 2 – Bloo VS. Rodney Squiddlebeak. Dare!
Handlebar mustache draw!
[Bloo successfully draws a handlebar mustache on his face with a marker]
Dare!
Braid Creaky Pete's beard!
[Rodney tries to braid Creaky Pete's beard, but fails when a swarm of bats fly out]
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Winner: Bloo. Round 3 – Mac VS. Yogi Boo Boo. Players, to the ready. Dare!
Mac, I dare you to… [thinking] Eh, to…
Make him eat something!
Give him a mohawk.
Make him admit he loves someone.
Make it Frankie. Mac loves Frankie. He’ll never be able to do that one.
[shocked] Bloo!
He's had a crush on her like forever.
Nuh-uh! I do not! Everyone loves me like a dear little brother more than Mac.
I dare you to kiss Sam Burger!
Because of my vegetarian beliefs, I regret that I must say, no.
The refuser is the loser!
Bloo, I dare you to… throw all of your paddle balls into the fireplace!
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