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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

[annoyingly walks over to Coco, hugging her mop] Coco! How many times do I have to tell you, my mop does not want to go out with you! Shoo! Shoo!

No fair, you can't load your squirt gun with mud!

Sorry, Mac! You shouldn't have brought a water pistol to a mud fight! [gets some mud thrown at his face]

Mud grenade!

[They laugh while throwing mud at each other, back and forth]

CEASE FIRE! [gets her face covered in mud; steaming up angrily] That's it. [grabs her mop, lets out a battle cry, and chases them around the foyer]

Me?

I know you became up no good, Master Blooregard!

Me?! But it was all of them! They pulled a PRANK ON ME! I'm totally innocent!

[Points at Wilt, Eduardo and Coco looked tired while trying to watch TV]

Oh, please, Master Blooregard, three of these people did never do anything wrong unless you make them. [faces Bloo] You expect me to believe THEY'RE the other causes of all of this?!

[Cut to Wilt, Eduardo and Coco looked tired while trying to watch TV]

Yes! I didn't do anything! I'm totally innocent!

[Door knocks and Mr. Herriman tries to open it to a room service for Bloo]

SServicer

Room service for, uh, Bloo?

THAT DOES IT! [takes Bloo to somewhere] I am putting you some reason why you can try to cause no tomfoolery!

You felt all of it wrong! It was them... them I'm telling you! they tried to prank me with the door and the bucket! You're letting them getting away from it! I'm innocent, innocent I tell you!

[laughs after seeing this on ViewTube] Hahaha. Works every time.

Come on, Mac, let's go.

See you later, Bloo. Light off, right?

Ow.

EEverybody

Water Park! WOO!

So what? Let him go! Let him get there before me! Who cares if he wins or not? what's he gonna do? Gloat? Dance around like a dope? Call me, a loser, slowpoke, turtle, Mr. Molasses? [breaks into a speed-walk] Who cares? He can call me what he wants! Not like it bothers me. Nope! Not one bit. [breaks into a slow jog] I'm absolutely fine with him never, ever letting it go for the rest of our lives! And I'm totally cool with hearing the story of the great race and how he ran 2 million miles in 8 seconds leaving me in the dust panicked and wheezing in the pathetic heat! [panting] Then, when I'm an old man on my deathbed, Bloo will watch and wait for me to kick it, and when I do he'll be all, "I win! I outlived Grandpa Turtle!", which has been his name for me for the past twenty years, and there's nothing I can do, because I will quite literally NEVER LIVE THIS DAY DOWN!

Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to Foster's?

GGeezer

What's that?

Foster's! I need to get to Foster's!

GGeezer

Flatsberg's, you say?

[getting annoyed] Foster's! Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends!

GGeezer

Flatsberg's Cone for Mackinary Hens?

Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends!

GGeezer

Flatsberg's Gnome Floor in Mackin' Harry's Pants?

Foster's… Home… For… Imaginary… Friends!

GGeezer

Flatsberg's Foamy Foreign Asian Dairy Plants?

Foster's…

GGeezer

Flatsberg's…

Home…

GGeezer

Dome…

For…

GGeezer

Wharf…

Imaginary…

GGeezer

Engaged Blueberry…

FRIENDS!

GGeezer

Soup!

[Bloo screams in frustration and walks away]

GGeezer

Ahh yourself.

Lousy conscience. I'm never gonna win the race with these annoying morals. How can I be faster without cheating? [looks up at a blast off energy drink billboard] Sweet! [gets an energy drink can from the vending machine and drinks all of it] Huh. That's weird. Normally, sugar makes me- [starts going sugar-crazy] Uh-oh. I immediately regret this decision!

[after throwing Lego-like bricks at the police] Those people wobble here, but they don't try to fall down!

[On a rainy night, a family couple carries a yellow toy chest with chains around it and put it in the car trunk and hug afterwards]

LBLittle Boy

Mother? Father?

LBLittle Boy's Mother

[picks him up and hugs him] It's okay, sweetie. You're safe now.

LBLittle Boy's Father

I'm taking it to a big place for one reason why it can't keep you away from us anymore. Everything's going to be all right.

[over the speaker, which startled Frankie out of bed] Miss Frances. It's 7:15 A.M. You're late.

[In the hallways, Frankie is walking to every bedroom door and knocking, reminding all of the imaginary friends to wake up]

Rise and shine, Murphy and Durphy. Breakfast in 10. [closes the door and walks over to another bedroom door] Morning, Clambake, Cy, and Jimmy Shoes. Almost anther time for breakfast.

[inside of the bedroom] Uh, Frankie...

No worries. I hereby saw you running out last night. [throws a round roll of toilet paper in the room off-screen and closes the door]

[We now see the outside window views of Frankie walking to another door]

FNFlutter Nutter

[inside of the bedroom] Uh, Frankie...

[interrupts] Clean socks... Don't match. Told you I wouldn't forget. [closes the door, walks to and knocks on another, and wakes up another best friend of his favorite] Good morning, Jackie. Got your eyedrops.

[notices the chained-up toy chest sitting in front of the door after Frankie tripped on it] What's this?

I don't know. Someone just left it here.

[reads the note] "Imaginary friend inside: Do not try to open."

What?! Who could try to lock a friend in a trunk? How awful!

[clicks tongue] Miss Frances, that sign is an explicit instruction.

So?

Must I remind you what we do with explicit instructions, young lady?

[as purple puppy] But I don't understand. You ate my own crumpets!

No. I only pretended too. Because I like to see one thing you do know about me. I'm...not allowed...to eat...sugar!

Bloo, there is no king, police officer, hero, or puppy. There's just one face, and it takes over different bodies.

That's correct. I'm everything, I'm everywhere, I'm everyplace, I'm everyone, I'm everybody, I'm everytime, I'm everyhow.

No, you're not. You're just one guy, and you're only one person who can go to one place in one manner at one thing at one time.

EEveryone

But Frankie, we need you!

[Then they will plead Frankie to come with them, as they remind her of the other stuff she did for them]

Sí. And I is miss how you sew my beanie baggie when they rip- so the beanies they don't fall out of the baggie!

I'm sorry, but I miss how you pump my basketballs so they were always just wright!

I know how you helped with my homework! I may if it's like a really long math problem!

Cococococococococococo!

Besides, who's gonna make us Frankie Foster's famous flinginberry butter-drenched toast?!

[realizes; misunderstanding] Oh, I get it. You didn't rescue me and everyone knows you missed me. You missed all of the other stuff for you!

What? No, we-

Well, you can forget it! I'm sick of taking care of everyone and everything and never getting a thoughtful word of thanks, an ounce of help, or a tiny LITTLE SMIDGEN OF RESPECT! [she walks to the door] You guys are just like Mr. Herriman! I'm just a servant to you! Well, guess what?! In this world, I'm one person who's taken care of, [sheds into angry tears] and THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT! [angrily slams the door behind her as she leaves]

No! Frankie, wait! [goes after her, but as he tries to open the door, someone tries to block their favorite sides, it's World, possessing a sorcerer body]

[infuriated] Nobody upsets my Princess Frankie! [tries to point his favorite staff at the gang with unconscious gas] You never should come here! Feel ready to say goodbye to Frankie FOREVER!

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