[Bloo is holding auditions for some imaginary friends to take Eduardo's place after he got adopted by a little girl named Esmeralda from last week's Adopt-a-Thought Saturday]
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I'm a little confused about the script. There's like, 10 pages of crying and then some random Spanish phrases that make no sense. And who are Darby and Explorin' Lauren?
I like the fur, although we'd have to dye it purple. But you'll have to lose the scarf and mittens and put on about 200 pounds.
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What?! [offended] Say, what sort of production is this, anyway?
There's no production, my friend, just the role of a lifetime! Our little troupe has recently lost a member, and one lucky applicant will get to take his place.
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Wait, because Eduardo got adopted, you're holding auditions for a new Ed? [rips apart the script pages and storms out of the room in annoyance, slamming the door]
I'm sorry, Bloo. I know you miss Ed. We all do. But replacing him with someone else won't stop the pain you're feeling. [Coco squawks in agreement] Besides, it's kind of nice to have a bed to sleep in.
[Bloo enters the foyer, meeting Mac and Frankie reading a load of letters from all the adopted imaginary friends]
[satisfied] Best Adopt-a-Thought Saturday ever, if I do say so myself. Listen to this. [reads some letters] "I couldn't be happier." And this! [reads another] "I love my new family." [and another] "I have found paradise on Earth. Thank you, Foster's."
Here's one from eight-armed Evan. [reading] "I'm writing to seven of my little boy's pen pals while I write this note to you. I have never felt more fulfilled."
Here's one from… Cheese? [reading] "Dear Voice man, please send me the thing you showed me on the TV. Here is my $8.95." [pennies fall out; annoyed] "In pennies."
Here's a postcard from Sam Burger. [reading] "Dear Foster's, things are great. My new friend…"
[voiceover] …Ronald is great! And boy, is he generous. Ronald has paid for both of us to go on a world cruise.
Here's a short note from Bloppy Pants! [reading] "I have never been surrounded by so much love." [touched] Aww, isn't that sweet?
[Bloppy Pants has been adopted by a stereotypical Italian family at his new home while having dinner]
IBItalian Brother
[places his elbow on Bloppy Pants' head] Hey, bro, pass the sauce.
[uncomfortably] Well, I'm not sure that I can reach--
IMItalian Mother
[grabs him by the cheeks] My sweet baby boy! Have another helping of brisket. You want to grow up big and strong like your brothers, don't you?
[blushing] Well, I… [a piece of brisket lands on his plate; whimpers uncomfortably as he sinks]
[Back at Foster's; Mac, Bloo, and Frankie approach a heartbroken Fluffer Nutter sitting on the stairway]
Hey, Fluffer Nutter. What's going on with Jackie?
He's fine! [crumples up the letter] He's very, very happy! [throws the crumpled-up letter at Mac, hitting him in the forehead, and runs off, bawling]
[picks up and unfolds the crumpled letter; reading] "Yo, Foster's. Hope there ain't no hard feelings for dropping y'all a line sooner…"
[Fade to Jackie's new home]
[voiceover] …but I didn't want to rub your poor, pitiful noses in my good luck. But what can I say? My new crib has got it going on. It's loaded with tons of pricey toys. Got my new old lady eating out of the palm of my hand. And speaking of eating, how's about a 24-hour all-access pass to the family fridge? Boo-yah! I ain't met the kid that I'm supposed to hang with yet, but Tabby comes home from the hospital later today. I'll have her in my pocket by dinner time.
[Back at Foster's…]
[finishing up reading] "Which reminds me, it's time for my mid-morning sandwich. Peace out, Jackie K."
[Fluffer Nutter wails off-screen]
TMTelegram Man
[as Frankie answers the door] Telegram for Foster from Mr. Soppy Plants.
Oh, do you mean Bloppy Pants?
TMTelegram Man
Look, lady, they pay me to deliver 'em, okay? Reading 'em right, that's your business. Now, are you Foster or what?
[takes the telegram] Yeah, I'm Foster. [closes the door, then looks at the telegram] This is strange.
[reading] "Family life didn't suit me. Have landed in a quiet college town and decided to go back to school."
TMTelegram Man
Two telegrams for Foster from Mr. Gloppy Sands.
[snatches them out of his hand] That's Bloppy Pants, you, you… FAKE MAILMAN! [angrily closes the door on him]
[baffled] Two telegrams? That's kind of strange.
Here, live it up. [gives them to Wilt]
[reading the first telegram] "Have dropped out of school, will seek my fortune elsewhere."
[Cut to Bloppy Pants in a rat race, struggling for wealth; back to Foster's]
[enters the house with Mac, carrying a handful of more letters] Bloo, what did you do to the telegram guy?
[Telegram Man bawls and wails off-screen]
[sets the letters down on the floor] Yep, 34 new letters.
[carrying a C.O.D. package from Jackie Khones] Plus this package from Jackie.
And two telegrams from Bloppy Pants. Here's the latest. [reads the second telegram] "Have left the rat race behind, pursuing alternative career opportunities."
[Cut to a rodeo; Bloppy Pants is running around on the field, dressed up as a clown, while being chased by a bull]
[barges into the house with more letters] Everybody, stop what you're doing! We've got updates! [Flutter Nutter, Madame Foster, and Bloo run up to her] Another video from Jackie. [gives it to Fluffer Nutter] A message in a bottle from Sam Burger. [gives it to her grandma] And a piece of tree bark from Ed. [gives it to Bloo, then gives the rest of the letters to Mr. Herriman] Here, you handle the rest.
[finds another telegram from Bloppy Pants] Another missive from Master Bloppy Pants? [clears throat and reads] "Have gone back to my first love, cooking."
[Cut to a diner at night where Bloppy Pants is working as a chef as the waitress gives him meal orders]
WWaitress
One BLT, stack of ramana, hockey puck with frog sticks on the side, bloodhounds in the hay, and a cup of mud.
Cup of mud? Who would want to drink a c-c-c… and what the heck are frog sticks? [notices the stove on fire; panicking] Oh, dear, oh, my. I… [bashes the spatula to put out the fire but the flame gets bigger; freaking out] Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, my, oh, my, oh, dear! [grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire]
WWaitress
Yeah, I need a radio sandwich with love apples.
[holding the tree bark piece] Please be alive, please be alive, please be alive, please be alive, please be alive, please be alive, please be alive!
Oh, here, I'll read it. It'll help me stay in character. [clears throat and reads] "Get away, you malo hunters! I no lead you to the unicorns! What? Who? No! You make un grande mistake! I am not this Samsquatch of which you speak! I never even heard of him! No, don't point that thing at me! AAH! I have been shot!" [Goo, Bloo, Wilt, and Coco all react in shock of horror, believing that Eduardo is dead] That's all there is. [Bloo starts sobbing hysterically; in Spanish] Lo siento, Azul.
Don't you dare speak Spanglish, you lousy imposter!
[Bloppy Pants crashes a trailer truck into the foyer and jumps out]
[shocked] Master Bloppy Pants?! What have you done?!
Only thing I could do! Had to escape the horrors of the outside world! COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! [opens up the back doors of the truck, revealing all the recently adopted imaginary friends] So I went and saved the others and brought us all back to Foster's.
[hugs Jackie as he hops out; happily] Jackie!
[The other imaginary friends hop out of the truck and enter the house]
IFImaginary Friend Crayon
I was actually quite happy in my new home.
EEveryone
[surprised as Sam Burger hops out] Sam Burger?!
[puzzled] But how did you-- how could you-- who am I?
That Bloppy Pants is a miracle worker.
EEveryone
[as Eduardo is the last to hop out of the truck; happily] Eduardo!
[surprised] But, but… we thought you were shot!
Sí. I was shot. [takes out a magazine with him on the cover] With a telephoto lens. The hunters turned out to be reporters looking for Samsquatch, or Bigfoot. Then they got a good look at me, and start calling me "big butt" instead. I no can stay Ezzie anymore. Her papa no like the paparazzi. Be honest, does this photo make my heinie look muy grande?
It's good to have you home, Ed.
[Frankie and Mr. Herriman are having a talk with Bloo, Wilt, Eduardo and Coco]
[sternly] Do you guys know why I gathered you here today?
You es getting a divorce?
What? No! Ed, I'm not even married.
[relieved] Oh, that is a big relief.
Mr. Herriman and I are having some very important people over for a very important party.
You gotta let me come, I'm the life of every party! [starts singing and dancing] ♪ Ain't no party like a Blooregard party 'cause the Blooregard party don't stop! Ain't no party like a Blooregard party 'cause the Blooregard party don't-- ♪
[cuts him off] Stop! None of you are coming. It's for grown-ups only.
I'm sorry, but is there anything we can do to help with the party?
Yes, Wilt, there is. You can all help me very much by behaving.
Oh, please, when have we ever not behaved?
[reproachfully] You're right, I'm gonna have to be way less vague. Here's the rule, while the party's going on, you cannot set foot on the first floor.
Coco cococo? ("But what will we do?")
You can pick. Either go upstairs, or stay outside.
Hmm. That es a muy hard decision.
Fire! There is a fire! FRANKIE! THERE IS A FI-
[hops onto Ed to stop him] Are you crazy?! Frankie told us we have to be quiet!
Don't worry! I'll put it out! [runs down the hallway, sees a fire extinquisher, and reads the sign above it] "Break in case of an emergency." Well, I guess this is an emergency. I mean, unless something else happens and it's a bigger emergency, and we should break the glass, then...
[impatiantly] Co coco! [she grabs the mallet next to the extinquisher ready to break the glass, but is stopped by Bloo.]
Break glass? Are you crazy?! That's gonna be way too loud!
[panicked] Coco cococo co co co!
Water! Water is muy quiet to put out the fire!
[Bloo and the others turn on the shower to fill up a bucket of water but hear how loud the shower is starting up. The shower is too loud and Eduardo is forced to turn it off.]
The pipes, they have no inside voices!
[Suddenly, a loud beeping is heard. Their smoke detector has gone off.]
[They turn off the smoke detector. Jackie Khones comes in to see the fire]
You got a fire in your room.
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[silently] WE KNOW!
What the heavens?! [He and Frankie then look back up at the open window to see Bloo and the others, looking back outside down at them]
What are you doing upstairs?!
Chill out, Frankie, we didn't go through the first floor. We've been following all the rules.
Si! I even made my bed, so I can lie in it.
[threateningly] When I get back in there, you're all in deep trouble!
This isn't fair! We didn't do anything wrong!
But it no matter because now there is the new rule! We get in trouble when Frankie gets inside!
[gets an idea] You're right. [He is seen locking the back door] There, now we can't get in trouble.
[Bloo is seen standing inside of a wagon while Mac and the others are seen standing on the stairs looking out nervously at Frankie and Mr. Herriman, who are angrily banging on the door to be left in]
BLOO, YOU OPEN THIS DOOR THIS INSTANT!!!! OPEN UP!!!! I'M GONNA COUNT TO 10!!! 1, 2, BLOO!!!!!
Let us in this instant!! Bloo, open this door right now! When I get in there, they'll be in rules like you've never imagined!! Oh, my!
[concerned] Bloo, we have to let them back in.
No way. All day, we've done everything Frankie asked of us, we haven't broken one rule.
What about you? You is on the first floor.
But I'm not setting one foot on it, am I? [wiggles around in the wagon to demonstrate the loophole] Look, eventually, Frankie and Herriman will come to their senses and realize how well we're behaving. Why, I wouldn't be surprised if they're ready to apologize right now. [goes to unlock the door]
[angry] Bloo, you are so dead!!!
[angry] Master Blooregard, this is an utter outrage!!
[re-locks the door] We'll give 'em a few more minutes.
[Outside, Frankie and Herriman are see banging on the door]
[exhausted] I can't believe it. He's really not letting us in.
Have no fear, Miss Frances. We shall return to our guests but momentarily. For I have a key. [pulls out multiple keys on a ring]
Now, if only I can remember which one it is. [tries one key] Oh, not that one. [tries another key] No, not that one. [tries another key] No, that is definitely wrong.
[Bloo arrives at the apartment building and sees Mac and Terrence bringing some boxes out of their apartment]
Hey, doofus, your box of junk is in my way!
Terrence, I can carry that. There's some fragile things inside!
Fragile, huh? [drops the box] Whoopsie!
Who am I kidding? I can't kill Mac.
[last lines of the series]
I'm not moving away. It's just to another apartment in my building.
Oh, did I fail to mention that key detail? My apologies, Master Blooregard. I do have a habit of doing that.
My mom got a promotion, and so we needed a bigger place so she can have a home office.
[to Mr. Herriman] Then, what the heck were you talking about a tragedy?! [then to Mac] And you! All day, you've been saying Foster's is never gonna be the same after tomorrow. And it's your last chance to have one special day!
That's because I'm moving into my neighbor Louise's old apartment, except... Well... She's moving somewhere that doesn't allow imaginary friends. So...
[appearing with suitcases] Ha, ha! Now we're brother roomies!
[Everyone screams in horror]
I'm sorry, but this is NOT okay!
[the show ends with the house slowly being erased as the beginning of the show's theme song plays in reverse]
[last lines; offscreen] Okay, bye, doggies!
[the credits roll with the left side showing a drawing of Mac and Bloo happily walking into the sunset with words above reading: "Thanks for watching!!" signed by Craig McCracken and Lauren Faust]
