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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

That's it! [throws drumsticks] There aren't going to be any shark uniforms, instrument changes, cats, or anything like that! We are "Pizza party!"

Right right. We are Pizza Party. And...?

No, Bloo, we are! And Bloppy Pants is our singer!

Bloppy Pants?!

Um...yeah. I'm...I'm...I'm- I'm the singer. Sorry, Bloo. [Walks away to the Pizza Party]

What're you saying?

You...Um...[whispering] not part of the um... uh-band.

Whaaaat? But why?

[talking normally] Well, i-i-it's just because... well...

YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! [covers his mouth] Oops!

Ruin everything?! Whaaaa!? but-

No buts, Bloo. We're sorry, but you are out.

Actually, um... You never quite were [clears throat] in.

I- Well, that's the other manner all of you feel?

FBFluffer, Billy, and Yogi

YES!

Fine! [knocks down the microphone on his favorite side out] I didn't want to be in your crummy band anyhow! [slams the door and sits outside]

NEVER AGAIN! No concerts, EVER!!!

[Last scene reveals the house on fire, caused by Bloo's special effects as the fire department puts it out]

[angrily enters an ice cream shop and places a quarter on the counter] Give me a hot fudge sundae and make it a double…scoop.

[angry about Bloo, while on a sugar rush] That two-timing no-good times-twoer! I know what I'm gonna do! I'll confront him! Yeah, yeah! I'll totally be all "Hey, Bloo, you stink!" And then Bloo will be all "Oh yeah?! Well, tough beans - Barry doesn't think I stink, he thinks I smell awesome!" "How could you do this to me?! We were supposed to be best friends!" "Best friends come and go! And I'm tired of you, Barry's my best friend now!" "Oh yeah?! Well maybe I should just go over to that blankety-blankety Barry's house and show him a thing or two!" "Nah, don't bother! We're having too much fun with all the gazillions of super-awesome state-of-the-art toys! Plus, you probably couldn't find him in his ginormous mansion of expensive humongousness!" "But I trusted you!" "A leopard can't count its spots!" [losing steam] "A leopard can't change its spots, Bloo! A leopard can't change its spots..." "Yes, that's what I said..."

[as Berry rolls him to the tracks while strapped to the giant rubber band ball] Uh, what are you doing, Berry?

Bloo and I have a date with destiny. And you have a date with… demise!

[angry about Boomer, while he has Bloo's tickets] You...Bono! Those are my tickets!

BBoomer

It's Boomer. And now they're mine.

You have to? So who are you taking please be me, please be me, please be me, please be me, please be me!

[Madame Foster had the keys to Boomer for a ride]

Need a ride?

BBoomer

Yeah, cool!

[Boomer runs along with Madame Foster to take a ride, Bloo stammers alone in the mansion]

ZFZombie Foster

Eduardo, come here and safe me. I am not a Zombie yet.

Paco?

Oh, come on, he's not that-

[Eduardo disappears and Zombie Foster bites Eduardo's arm]

You gave Mac candy, a lot of it! We may have been joking, but you've let loose a real monster! A sugar-crazed monster, on Halloween!

My idea, my idea, this was all my idea. Whoop! Whoop! Yeah! Woo-hoo!

Oh, really?

I meant Ed. Ed did it! His fault!

Uh-huh? Mac, get him out of my sight.

My pleasure. [takes Bloo away; annoyed] I told you it was a stupid idea.

Shut up.

PPeas

[offscreen] Oh no. Not today!

[She walks to Cheese] Cheese, how many times do I have to tell you? You don't live here! Go home!

PPeas

[to Cheese] Yeah!

[He just stands there with a short silence, inhales] Okay. [He walks away and Frankie and Peas watches him leave]

Blue Blazes!

[Mr Herriman is suprised and sees Bloo in his bed]

And so it begins. [Bloo puts Mr. Herriman in a sack and kidnaps him]

[after hanging out with Bloo at Tijuana, where the two are situated by a cliff near the city] So Master Blooregard, are you ready to relent allow me return to Fosters' and my beloved binky back?

No! I can break you... I know I can!

[Bloo faces Mr. Herriman]

You will have fun even if it he kills me!

Oh now you've gone too far, as much as I've disliked our extended excursion, I do not wish you to sacrifice yourself in order to please me.

It is an expression geez! you take everything you do seriously! You take yourself way to seriously, you need to learn how to laugh at yourself.

[Flashback to Mac walking along the street]

[voiceover] I was walking along, laying low like you said, and that's when I started seeing them. [hears a bicycle bell ring and turns to see two librarians riding on a bicycle, pedaling towards him] LIBRARIANS! THEY WERE EVERYWHERE! That's when I ran! I ran as fast as I could, I never stopped! I don't even know how I made it here, what beasts! It was horrible! If they had caught me, I would've been– I would've been– who knows what would have happened?!

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