That's a load of malarkey, Khones!
J Judge
[banging his gavel] Madame Foster, please refrain from your outbursts.
Oh, yes, certainly. Whatever you say, love.
Your excellency, it was my stuff, and she took it.
J Judge
[banging his gavel again] Order! I will have order!
Please, pardon my French, young man, but what he's saying is a bunch of baloney.
No, tuna. It's half a tuna sandwich.
That tuna sandwich was mine and you know it, Khones! I made it three weeks ago!
J Judge
[banging his gavel again] Order! One more outburst and I will find you in contempt.
Oopsie. [giggles] Pardon me.
J Judge
Well, well, well. What? Did you steal some fries to go with your sandwich?
Why you tyrannical-saurus sandwich-loving gun of a son!
J Judge
[furious] THAT'S IT, YOU ARE IN COMTEMPT!
Oh, don't you tempt me, law boy!
[lowering herself to Louise's eye level] Please...listen to me. And listen carefully. I have had a crazy day. Now I can forget all about the sandwiches, dentists, courthouses, the brain-sucking aliens from the outer who-knows-where–
–as long as I can find out one teeny-tiny little thing. Louise, where, WHERE DOES CHEESE HAVE TO GO?!
L Louise
I don't know. Sometimes he just likes to go. [Cheese darts out of the apartment]
[running into the city] Gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go–
L Louise
See? Look at him go.
[in tears] I can't believe all those people saw my tushy! Now everyone knows I'm fat! They all know now!
[Bloo and Mac are also being held in the same cell]
I'm a hero, Mac. A hero! History will vindicate me!
[annoyed] You are such a doofus.
[The cell door opens, and Jackie Khones and Coco are let in by the officer who was previously getting sandwiches with them. The officer now has a black eye]
[The officer shuts the cell door on them.]
I did give him a sandwich! A knuckle sandwich. I said, "let's get sandwiches," not "I'll buy you a sandwich, you freeloader." [Madame Foster smirks at him] Shut up.
[During the credits; Outside of Foster's, Frankie is in Madame Foster's car, getting ready to go on her way to pick her and the gang up from jail]
[on the phone with her grandma] Yeah, Grandma, I'm on my way. No, I'll be there, in like, 15 minutes. No, I didn't get donuts yet.
[running down on the sidewalk] Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go…
Cheese, no, wait! [realizes and talks to herself; calmly] No. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Um, who are we meeting with again?
We're not meeting with anybody, it's called a "Swap Meet." It's where people go to sell... [sarcastically referring to all the objects in the bus] a few things.
Hey! How else are we gonna have room in the house for all the junk we're gonna buy unless we unload all this junk on some unsuspecting sap?
Yeah, but why do we have to go so early? Better yet, why do we have to go at all?
Aw, come on, Bloo. Try and have a better attitude. It'll be fun! There's all kinds of cool things to buy.
Yeah, you might find something you really like. [Bloo falls down his seat]
Yeah, like a brain. [Everyone laughs except Bloo]
No, seriously, they have those. In little glass jars.
[shows Bloo the brain in a glass jar] Ten bucks!
[The Foster Gang arrives at the Swap Meet as Madame Foster and Mr. Herriman set up their station]
We're gonna go try and find some early-bird specials. And don't try what you tried last time. Remember, we still need to get home.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. [mischievously hangs a "For Sale" sign on the Foster's bus as the others leave; Wilt is taking out all the objects one at a time] Careful with that, Wilt. It's an antique.
[shows up and takes the $100 bill out of Eduardo's hands] What is going on?!
I found it on the ground, but I don't know what to do with it.
[to everyone; sharply] You should all be ashamed of yourselves!
[Back at Foster's… Eduardo is sadly playing with his Darbie dolls, quietly and alone in his room until a knock is heard on the door and he answers it, seeing everyone standing there and looking very ashamed]
Hey, Ed, we're really sorry about what happened earlier at the Swap Meet.
Seems we really lost our heads.
Shameful business and all that... yes.
[walking up to Madame Foster as an elder] Are you ready to leave yet? I've got to get to the Vomit Comet before Mac! [turns her chair around, revealing her skeleton]
Oh, no! There'll be no leaving. In fact, you won't be leaving ever again, buddy! [cackles evilly]
[pounding on the door, desperately trying to get Mac's attention] MAC! MAC! HEY, OVER HERE! BUDDY!
MAC, YOU GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME THIS INSTANT! MADAME FOSTER HAS ME TRAPPED IN HERE! YOU GOTTA SAVE ME!
It's... It's... [Frankie smacks Bloo with a board] Ow!
Bloo! I said it's time to go. Now get on the bus!
[Cut to Frankie and the others are trying to pull Bloo out]
No! You can't make me! I'm meant to be in here!
S Slate
[to his Hispanic girlfriend] What was it you used to say? "Usted huele muy mal". And I was the fool who believed you.
[a carrot bot runs over to Bloo, then he smashes it]
Oh, she's not imprisoned, she just says that so people will do her chores for her.
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