Enough! If you're not an imaginary friend, I want you out! That means you, and you, and you… and you! [points to Goofball] That's right, Goofball. I'm not washing anymore of your high school football jerseys! I'm not helping you with any more of your math homework, and I'm not buying any more groceries to feed your "growing boy appetite"! Because you are not an imaginary friend!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Well, Goofball, I hate to say it, and I mean I really hate to say it, but I was wrong about you.
[groans] Duchess, we go through the same routine every day. We wait on you hand and foot and all you do is insult us.
Why, I am deeply hurt that you did suggest one thing. That is simply not true. Now, are you going to call Senior Smells-a-Lot to carry me to the bathroom, or do I need to do it myself?
[sighs] Eduardo!
[Eduardo carries Duchess to the bathroom where Wilt is gargling his mouth with mouthwash, he finishes up by spitting it into a cup]
[mouthwashes her mouth and spits it over Eduardo's face; to Wilt] You call this pre-gargled?! It's barely starting to foam! [to Eduardo] Oh, to clarify, I was spitting in anger, not spitting out the mouthwash like normal.
DFDuchess' Family
If we adopt you, will you promise and behave?
If you adopt me, will you promise and be ugly?
She's gone. She's really gone!
I've dreamed of this day for so very long!
What? Why do they know we were coming?
The mighty eye of Foster sees all.
[as it starts to rain; to Mac & Bloo] I assume you didn't bring an umbrella.
Give 'em no mercy cause if Duchess returns, you ain't getting any from her.
[to Frankie] If it's not trouble, Frankie, can you forward my postcards to Bloo's new home after he gets adopted?
What? Where're you going?
Oh, you know, Singapore.
EEveryone
Singapore?!
Yeah, my favorite mom can't stand Duchess living next door to us anymore, so we're moving to Singapore. Didn't Terrence tell you?
[Everyone glares angrily at Terrence for not telling them about it]
Uh... um... As they say in Wisconsin: Sayonara! [dashes away]
Is this the flight to Europe?
TTicket Agent
Yes, it is. You just made it.
We made it! We made it!
TTicket Agent
Tickets?
I like to have them! [gets them out of his backpack but realizes they're not in there]
[Later, everyone returns home]
[annoyed] Grandma, we're home!
Oh, Master Mac. I'm upset by your careless behavior. My schedule is null and void.
Co! Coco coco co!
EEdurado
I es muy disappointed in you, Señor Mac.
Usually, I can forgive anything, but… [sniffs] I'm sorry. This is going to take me a while. Is that okay?
Real nice, Mac. Do you know how long I've been looking forward to this trip? I wouldn't give it up for the world. For the world.
But they were in my backpack, I swear.
[on the plane; revealing that she had all of Mac's tickets] Oh, I got everything I needed out of that hug. [laughs]
EEurotrish
I'm going home.
[During the credits; Eurotrish returns home to Europe and arrives at creator's house, singing a warm welcome]
ESEurotrish's Creator
Stop with the singing, stop with the singing! Why do you think we sent you away in the first place?
EEurotrish
[singing] I'm going to America.
[lecturing Mac and Bloo about Goo] And whenever she comes to Foster's she comes completely overstimulated and thinks and creates and imagines willy nilly.
WNWilly Nilly
No, see, my creator's name was Kevin.
No one asked you, Master Willy.
You guys, what happened?
We had to sleep in the bus. That's what happened.
Oh, the house has become so frightfully full that is actually far more comfortable to lie on these ancient benches [pulls out a spring.]
Gosh, guys. I'm really sorry. I--
Well, you should be. We've been very patient with you, Master Mac, but I'm afraid there must be consequences for your inaction. From now on, you--
[Frankie stops him]
Maybe I should tell him.
Tell me what?
Mac, we've been talking, and, well, we know how very much in love you are with your girlfriend [Mac groans] and, well, since she only comes around to see you, and you won't ask her to leave, we kind of think you shouldn't, you know, [frowns] come to Foster's anymore.
[shocked] What? But what about Ches... I mean, Bloo?
Our agreement to house Master Blooregard will stand firm as long as you, Master Mac, stay away.
[Coco, Eduardo and Wilt fold their arms and turn their backs on Mac. Bloo blinks slowly. Frankie frowns even more. Madame Foster looks miserably at Mac.]
I'm sorry, Master Mac. But it is for the best.
[Mac leaves the bus.]
Oh, my gosh, Mac. I totally forgot to tell you about something and I totally remembered it when you were on the bus talking to that badger and that crazy angry lady, and I was outside communing with the animals like I always do on my family vacations in Wisconsin, and I suddenly remembered about the thing I've been wanting to do for, like, a long, long, long, long, long time, and I kept forgetting. And, you know, my mom says that sometimes memory loss is a sign of a protein deficiency, but I don't think that pertains to me, 'cause I eat lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of bananas. In fact, you could probably say I'm Bananas about bananas. Get it, Mac? Bananas? Get it? Do you get it, Mac? Do you get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it...? I know you wouldn't get it. Well, anyway, I just wanted to give you this, 'cause I've been thinking about all the time we've been spending together, and since we're best friends and all, and I really wanted to--
[snapping at Goo after being barred from Foster's] I-DON'T-LIKE-YOU! Don't you get it? Nobody likes you! You're annoying and weird and you talk too much, and Bloo's name is not Chester, Mr. Herriman is not a badger, that's not how you play checkers, and protein doesn't come from bananas, it comes from nuts, which you don't need to eat more of because you are nuts! You're chock full of nuts! You're so nuts, you drive me nuts! [jumps in Goo's face] Get it? Getitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetit?! Everybody thinks you're a nuisance and they all want you to just GO HOME! [Goo becomes sad and upset upon hearing Mac's words] Well?! [so she drops a box in front of him and runs off. Mac opens it and discovers his backpack inside. He also sees that the strap has been fixed and he reads a note on his backpack] "To Mac. Thanks for being so nice to me all the time. Your friend, Goo." Great.
What am I gonna make out of all of this?
Well, my dear, it looks like there's just enough here to make it.
[puzzled] IT?! But, Grandma, you know I've never been able to make it. I can never get it right.
Nonsense, girl! You're a Foster, and Foster women have been making it for generations.
But…
[interrupting] No buts!
[to Bloo] No? Well he should have. You're the one who ruined his carrot roast with your giant metal ball, not me, no, I'm going to miss suffer!
[gasps] You took my fleas?! Oh, you big meanies!
No, but I wish we did. Man, I want fleas so bad!
Fleas?! How did you get fleas? Oh, goodness gracious! We cannot allow fleas in this house! Everyone furry will most certainly catch them!
[disgusted] Ugh! Gross! I am not having that!
[Frankie and Mr. Herriman glare at a terrified Eduardo for a few seconds, then he dashes away, and they chase him all around the house, forcing him to get a flea bath]
You will never take them away from me!
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!
They're my friends!
SO ARE WE!
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