I didn't know Lexi had so many friends.
Well, she wasn't always so tragic. Remember the '80s? She was the it girl.
I thought I was the it girl.
Well, it's your word against a dead girl's, so you win.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[At Carrie's emotional goodbye dinner a few hours before she is leaving for Paris]
All right, someone say something not sentimental.
Chemo might have kicked me into early menopause.
Task accomplished.
You cannot believe the hot flashes. I can barely keep my clothes on!
Really, what was your excuse before the chemo?
Oh, I'm gonna miss you, you cunt.
[Charlotte breaks into tears again]
Wow, even "cunt" didn't stop her.
[to Samantha, Charlotte, and Miranda] Look, I need your advice. You three know her better than anyone. You're the loves of her life, and a guy's just lucky to come in fourth. But I do love her. And if you think I have the slightest chance, I'll be on the next plane to Paris, I'll roam the streets until I find her, I'll do anything. But if you think that she really is happy... well, I wouldn't want to wreck that for her. And I'll be history.
[after the girls all look at each other for a moment] Go get our girl.
[to Aleksandr] I am someone who is looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love. And... I don't think... that love is here in... in this expensive suite in... in this lovely hotel in Paris.
[voiceover] Later that day, I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic... those that are old and familiar... those that bring up lots of questions... those that bring you somewhere unexpected... those that bring you far from where you started... and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the "you" you love... well, that's just fabulous.
[sharply] NO EATING IN THE CAR!
[berating Bloo for leaving the refrigerator open; sharply] Bloo! Why did you leave the fridge open?!
If I try to close it, I need to try to open it again.
But all the food is spoiling for now!
Hey, if you buy food too close to the expiration date, don't blame me.
[facepalms in annoyance] Ugh.
[enters the kitchen] Hey, Frankie. Is dinner almost ready?
It was until Bloo here ruined all the food (after leaving the fridge open).
Oh. Can I help?
Yes, take Bloo and go order pizza for everyone. [glares down at Bloo] I need a fridge to start to clean.
"Coconuts are falling from the sky!" [baffled and irritated] THAT'S IT?! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR?! "COCONUTS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY?!" That's the dumbest thing I ever heard! [gets hit on the head by a falling coconut]
Wait, stop, I just wanna punch you!
Watch your back, Mac! He's gaining on… Whoa!
[punches a hole in the wall with his fist] Oooooh! I'm telling Mom!
You... Bloofus! [laughs]
Bloofus? Bloofus?
His name is Blooregard Q. Kazoo, and you know it, Terrence.
Right, right, or Blooey, Bloo the Blue Dude, El Blooderino, or hey, how 'bout just Bloo? But come on, man, Bloofus? How stupid can you get?
Look, no stupid imaginary friend of my stupid, little brother is currently gonna tell me how so stupid I hereby am forever, because I hereby know just how so stupid I... shut up!
Mommy, Mommy! Mac and Bloo are mean to me! I was being a good boy looking after my sweet, little brother when all of a sudden his crazy, imaginary friend, Bloo went insane and started to tear the house apart! I tried to stop him but when Mac joined in, they started beating on me! If it weren't for you coming home, there's no telling what they should do to me and they would do to me! Oh, thank you for saving me, Mommy!
What?!
That is not what happened here! Terrence--
MSMac's Mom
Is the currentest and is in another charge of this house before I'm at home.
Ha!
MSMac's Mom
And I expect him to act like the oldest and set an available example by telling the truth.
MBMac and Bloo
Ha!
But, Mommy, I was telling--
MSMac's Mom
Terrence, you expect me to believe that a 13-year-old boy was overpowered by an 8-year-old and his cute little imaginary friend?
Yeah, Mac's a wimp.
And Bloo's spineless.
But, Mom…
MSMac's Mom
[sighs] Terrence, I've just enjoyed a long day, and I'm too tired to try to deal with excellent answers everywhere. Just go to your favorite room. [Terrence grumbles as Mac and Bloo laugh] Mac, Bloo, that's enough.
But--
Terrence--
MSMac's Mom
Is not only one winner at his fault here. I'm fed up with three of you always fighting. We need to talk.
Okay, sure. Come on, Mac.
MSMac's Mom
No, Bloo. I need to talk to Mac alone.
It's okay, Mac, I'll be right here. I'm not going anywhere.
MSMac's Mom
Mac, now you know how tired I am of three of you fighting.
But it was Terrence. He always picks on me and tries to treat me like a baby.
MSMac's Mom
And why do you think he does that?
Because he's a bad boy?
MSMac's Mom
Well, yes, but, can you think about any reasons?
Uh…
MSMac's Mom
Maybe because of Bloo?
Bloo? Why?
MSMac's Mom
Because, Mac, you need to have your imaginary friend, and you're eight years old.
So what? Lots of kids have their own imaginary friends. You see them every day on the streets, or in the stores. You even had one when you were little.
MSMac's Mom
Yes, since I hereby was becoming a little person, but by the other time since I hereby was enjoying an available age, I didn't unsee my imaginary friend anymore.
Who're you saying?
MSMac's Mom
I think it's the other time you stopped getting rid of Bloo here earlier.
WHAT?!
MSMac's Mom
I'm sorry, Mac, I just think it's another time. You need to grow up and be a big boy, and say hi to Bloo.
But, Mom, it's not fair! We're best friends. We'll be good. I-I-I'll keep him locked in my favorite room! Mom, PLEASE!
MSMac's Mom
[sighs] Mac, no, stop it. This isn't about you being good or keeping Bloo locked up. The fact is, you're a big boy for now, and you're too young for him.
But--
MSMac's Mom
My decision is final. You do need to stop getting rid of Bloo. I'm sorry, Mac. [tries to open the door and leaves as Bloo tries to fall on the floor] Oh, sorry, Bloo.
[snickers] Hasta la bye-bye.
This is the other place I was telling you about. Cool, huh?
I...I don't know, Bloo. Are you sure?
Totally! The commercial tells us it was some fantastical, magical place for imaginary friends who need a happy, sure place to crash, hang out, and do things. It's gonna feel great cuz it must feel great!
I guess you're wright. But still.
Mac, I know you're worried, but listen. With me living here, your favorite mom shall be there to feel happy because she can feel happy and your favorite mother will be there to feel happy because she does decide to feel happy, so Terrence shall be there to leave you alone because he can leave you alone, and Terrence will be there to leave you alone because he does know to leave you alone, and you can visit me sometime. It's perfect. Our favorite problems are done or solved.
[to Mac] Well?
It's okay. [Bloo gives him a friendly punch in his arm]
[to George Mucus] Now you know why you're not supposed to run around with Scissors? Scissors? Scissors?
SScissors
Yeah?
Scissors, what do you like to say?
SScissors
I'm sorry.
Okay, go play. Don't run!
[over speaker] Frankie! FRANKIE! GET UP HERE NOW!
Oh, man, one of these days there. [to Mac and Bloo] Sorry, guys, Her Royal Majesty calls. But don't worry, I'll get someone to show you around. Hold on a sec. Wilt? Tour, please! I'm really sorry, guys. Wilt will take care of you. But I'll try to meet up with you at the end of the tour, okay?
[over speaker] FRANKIE!
COMING!
[talking to someone] I'm sorry, is that okay? You sure? Alright. Okay. Sorry anyway. [to Mac and Bloo] Hey, how ya doing? My name's Wilt. Yo, fellas? Hello? Oh, okay, I get it. It's cool, it's cool. I know I'm broken with a very wonky eye and the very stubby arm. Probably freaks you out, huh? But don't sweat it, I'll get someone else to--
MBMac and Bloo
You're tall.
Mac, Bloo, this is Eduardo. He's one of the sweetest imaginary friends here at Foster's. He couldn't try to hurt a fly.
Oh, sí, I'm too scared of them anyhow.
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