Big, small, young, current, new, old.
Why, I never.
Happy, unhappy but sad, good, bad.
Well, I never.
And don't forget, silly, nervous, helpful.
And from now, blue.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
This place is crazy but very insane, I love it.
Glad to hear it. I guess you dug the tour? Very cool, huh?
The coolest. This place is perfect.
Yeah, it's just like Bloo said. With him living here, my favorite mom may feel happy if not, Terrence may leave me alone if not, and I can visit him every day. Our favorite problems are done or solved.
Well, um. There is one place right for one little problem here.
What? Can't Bloo live here?
Yes, but--
For now, there is no prob at all, I stay here and Mac comes to see me every day. Deal done.
Mac, Bloo, Foster's is a "foster" home. It's not a boarding house. If you leave Bloo here, you can't come see him, because he won't be yours anymore.
What?
He will be put up for adoption, like everybody else here.
ADOPTION?!
Yeah. For one reason or another, we've been given up by our creators, and as much as we all love living here, what we really want is to be adopted by a new kid who needs an imaginary friend.
Well then, forget it. As cool as this place is, adoption's not an option. Come on, Mac, let's go.
Wait.
What? Come on, Mac, adoption?
Mac I know, but what else can I do? Mom said.
But--
But don't worry, I'm not giving you up. Just stay here until I can think of a better idea. If I come back tomorrow--
He's still yours, but if a kid shows up and wants him, and you're not here, as long as he is adopted by bullies, he shall be there to adopt himself because he can adopt himself, and he will be there to adopt himself because he does know to adopt himself at least.
Okay.
"Okay?" "OKAY?!"
Don't worry, I will be here. A hug? I umm...I got these uhh, Sorry. I'll be back. I promise.
"I'll be back." Hmpf. If I had a carrot for each time I'd heard that, I'd be such a very fat rabbit. But don't worry, Master Bloo, you look like a fine imaginary friend and will certainly be snatched up by a new child in no time.
[as Mac returns home while waiting in the dark] You are so busted. Coming home late, trying to get me in trouble? Well, your little plan didn't work awhile ago. Mom's not home yet. Where were you anyway, Stupid? What are those stupid eggs, Stupid? Where's that stupid little friend of yours now, you stupido? Mom told you to get rid of him. Oh, boy, if you didn't, you're gonna be so bus-
I was nowhere, they're nothing, and I took care of it! HAPPY?!
Sorry, I got stuck in traffic. How can I help you?
MFMillionaire Father
My favorite daughter is in need of an imaginary friend.
MMMillionaire Mother
Yes, and whenever she tried to create one of her own, she gets a headache.
Nuh-uh. Shut up, Mom. I just think I shouldn't waste my favorite time making one up if I were buying one and I just think I wouldn't waste my favorite time making one up if I were buying one.
Well, having an imaginary friend is not like buying a new toy. It's a big respon-
Yeah-yeah, whatever. Just get me a favorite friend, okay? And don't give me a cheap thing, either. I want the best one you got. You got it?!
Ohh, you're gonna get it cuz you must get it.
What!?
Oh, nothing. Nothing.
MFMillionaire Father
So, miss, do you like to have a favorite friend for my precious, little sweetie or what?
Well, um. Look, at heart, most of our favorite friends are really nice and your kid is a real... Look, how am I gonna put this cuz I must put this? Friendship is... no, that's not it. Listen, to be honest, I really don't think we have a...
Out of my way, out of my way, out of my way!
Yes, yes! We need to have the perfect friend for you, precious little sweetums.
Um, nice girl, cute girl. Stay away now. Go on, shoo, shoo.
SHUT UP! I LIKE YOU, YOU'RE SO CUTE, I'M GONNA ADOPT YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BECOME MY FAVORITE FRIEND AND I'M GONNA CALL YOU TIFFANY! YOU GOT THAT, TIFFANY?!
Yes. No. What? Um uh. AAH!
Look, stupid, you call this vicious?
Cocococococo! Co cocococo cococococo coco co cococo co co! Cococo cococo co CO CO!
Exactly.
What? No, I don't want any cocoa, I just want Tiffany.
WEWilt, Eduardo, and Coco
No, take me!/Take me, take me!
No. [to Wilt] You're so broken. [to Eduardo] You're a chicken, [to Coco] and you're ... a crazy chicken. [shows Bloo to Herriman] I want this dunderhead.
Very well. [signs the paperwork]
WEWilt, Eduardo, and Coco
[becomes sad about losing Bloo and fall on the floor] NO!
Okay, folks, that’s enough. Look, I’m really sorry. I know you wanna help but you see that this little girl really wants Tif… I mean, Bloo and…
[becomes sad] And I guess it’s true. Mac doesn't want her after all.
[Just as it looks all hope is lost…]
[offscreen] Shut up! [Bloo (along with Frankie, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, Mr. Herriman, Duchess, the millionaire daughter, and the millionaire mother and father) looks to see a little boy at the door] Don't want you, are you insane?
[now happy] MAC!
Now, just look what you know to do.
I'm sorry, sweetums, you see, Bloo is for Mac's favorite idea and since Mac's here, Bloo is no longer up for adoption. You can have Duchess if you like. Come on, Duchess is great. Don't you want her? Take her. Take her, please take her.
No, I hate her.
So do I.
MFMillionaire Father
Come on, sweetums, maybe you can imagine your favorite friend, just like Tiffany.
Shut up, Dad. You know thinking makes my head hurt.
MMMillionaire Mother
Mine, too. Let's just get her another pony.
This is unacceptable!
I'll see because I can see! I'll see because I care to see! They almost took you!
But that wonderfully awfully little brat wanted that stupid little blue creep over me.
Tell me about it. She ruined everything.
And he ruined one explanation to get out of this dump once and for all.
I know. It was a chance of a long lifetime. I mean, you can get outta here.
Well, I guess there is no accounting for taste. They obviously cannot appreciate a true piece of art, but I care to show myself.
Obviously not. And you sure are a piece of work.
Thank you.
I think this thing is different. I don't think he's gonna abandon his favorite friend.
Don't be naive, Miss Francis. It's untrue. You know as well as I that it is just a weird, disrespectful matter of time before young Master Mac tires of his beloved Bloo, at which time his own visits will cease, and Master Bloo will be placed in the care of a new child... who will eventually tire of him, as well.
Ugh, why do you always need to be unsure? I mean, come on. Look at that. They're absolutely inseparable. Plus, the guys have really taken to him, too.
It's just a cruel fact of life, Miss Francis. Every child tires of their imaginary friend eventually.
Yours didn't.
Co co cococococo. Co- co. Coco coco co!
You go, girl.
Coo Co! Cocococococo. Coco coco coco. Cocococococococo coco coco co Coco co co. Coo Co! [pause] Coco!
I assume that had something to do with "If you're gonna show up late, you have to accept the consequences and your friend may have been adopted and you can't get him back and responsibility and blah blah blah blah blah." But that's just it! I'm late because the kid who adopted Bloo is a total jerk, 'cause-
Master Mac! The young man who adopted Bloo, is by no means a jerk. Ahem, excuse me, a juvenile delinquent. He was, in fact, one of the greatest children, I have ever had the pleasure dealing with. And furthermore, if you're going to come in late, you may accept that--
We've already been through that.
What? Who?
Es Coco. She explained.
And Master Mac understood her?
Well, yeah, he is a smart kid.
Sí, he creates Bloo. He has good head on shoulders.
Impressive. I guess the child is quite bright.
Oh, yeah.
Sí.
Coco.
Totally.
Hm.
Yup.
Muy bueno.
Coco!
I'll say.
Ah.
Sure is.
It's true.
Coco.
Right.
Hm.
YES! Fine, we got it earlier, I'm a smart kid, okay? Great. But I like to do one thing I can figure out. I know for a fact that Bloo was not adopted by a nice kid, but instead he was adopted by my horrible older brother, Terrence, who locked me in a closet all day, so he can come here and get Bloo. The other problem is, Terrence is stupid. Not just stupid, but really stupid. He'd never be able to devise a good plan like this, so he must work with somebody. Somebody who does wanna get rid of Bloo once and for all. But what I can't figure out is who. Who would wanna get rid of Bloo?
DUCHESS!
So, Bloofus, prepare to come face to face with your… doom!
Surprise! I bet you never guess it was me, and besides, I remember somebody who was behind this little scheme the other very entire time.
Alright, guys! Let's Bloo this!
[the others make noises of disgust]
Aw, man. I'm sorry, but that was not okay.
Muy stinko.
Coco.
Lame. So lame. That was stupider than me.
Yeah, Mac. "Let's Bloo this?" C'mon, man. That's really stupid.
[to Bloo] Hey, isn't this why everybody knows this thing started?
Yeah, all except for–
Wait, stop, I just wanna punch you!
Just like very old times.
I guess Extemeasauruses don't need to have much of a fresh taste for something so, [referring to Duchess] spoiled.
[referring to Terrence] Rotten.
Miss Frances, I hope I made it perfectly clear for finishing the birthday cake for your responsibility.
Yeah, but-
No buts. I can see at the other state of this room, that you’ve been neglecting your decorating assignments.
Neglecting my-- Listen, Peter Cotton-Butt, I thought about everything.
Streamers.
Str- Steamers? Oh, come on, who needs streamers? It looks fine without streamers. Streamers aren't that great.
Miss Frances, how dare you. Streamers are that great, thank you. I never in all years have I attended a celebration without streamers. It's simply uncivilized. Just please go get them right now.
Are you crazy? The party starts in a half hour.
Plenty of times.
JUST GET IN THE BUS!
[to Coco] Not you!
Get into the bus, get into the bus, GET INTO THE BUS! [the bus arrives at the mall] Come on, folks, we need to hurry.
Frankie, wait.
Wilt, I just said--
Allow me. [tries to open the door]
Oh, okay, thanks.
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