ASAdult Sheldon
"That was the best trip I'd ever been on. I just wish I'd told my father that while he was alive."
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Wait. I see Elle Macpherson in a bikini. Ooh, it just fell off.
I see Quadrant 1 is red, Quadrant 2 is soft and plush, [sniffs] Quadrant 3 smells like lavender, and Quadrant 4 is overlaid with a Fibonacci spiral.
That's a dumb idea. We don't want Georgie to be like Georgie.
PPPrincipal Petersen
First of all, I want to thank you both for coming.
Yeah, yeah, what'd he do?
PPPrincipal Petersen
Uh, he didn't do anything.
Gosh, Tom, I want to believe you.
PPPrincipal Petersen
Okay, the problem is the curriculum here is not challenging enough for Sheldon. Now, he gets bored and maybe doesn't express himself in the most productive way.
[seeing how well-behaved and studious the Wilmont students are] What's wrong with them?
What are you talking about?
They're so quiet. Are they on medication?
No. They're just smart like you.
I've been going to school in a zoo.
[quietly to Mary] Not too sure about these uniforms. Kinda froufrou.
FDDr. Flora Douglas
I must tell you, in all I've been here, I have never seen such glowing letters of recommendation from a student's teachers.
Well, that's real nice to hear.
FDDr. Flora Douglas
Now, listen to this: "Putting aside his superior intellect, Sheldon is a delight to have in the class. He's fun-loving, easy to get along with, and always ready to help another student."
That doesn't sound like me at all.
Sure it does, sweetie.
You're catholic, right? Explain it to me.
We really need to get one of these.
No. What on earth?
Hello.
What are you doing?
I made a real germ-proof hedge of protection.
Oh, honey, you can't stay in there.
I've got a refrigerator, I've got my sleeping bag, and anything else I need I can make out of Legos.
What's with the Halloween costume?
In case of a breach.
Stay right there.
That's my plan.
Here is the cherry on top!
She knows who I am. It's going well.
I decided to become an actor!
Methalone act normal.
LLuis
Cooper. Your stop.
Would you mind dropping me off closer to my house?
LLuis
Sorry, kiddo.
You need to come home with me.
No. I'm working.
There is a tornado watch. Let's go!
Oh, come on, Mary. We've had a watch every day for 2 months, nothing ever happens.
I think you're just worried I'm earning the money to send in my college application.
I am worried it is not safe out here. Let's go!
I can worry about my own safety, thank you.
I don't care if you think you're an adult. I'm your mother, and you will do as I say.
[A tornado warning siren sound effect is heard]
Well, that ain't good.
You believe me now? Mom?
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