ASAdult Sheldon
The good news was most of our neighborhood was spared. The bad news: my mother thought she had something to do with it.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Be careful.
There is someone. And it's me.
If they get married, we have doubled the number of smart people in our family.
MOM!!!
Your dog left a dead squirrel in our living room!
Dr. Sturgis, welcome.
Thank you, Sheldon.
I do believe there was subtext there. Did you pick up on it?
Yeah.
Oh, Meemaw, no.
Hey, who are you calling?
Dr. Sturgis.
Why?
I saw Meemaw get in the car with Mr. Rosenbloom.
(distorted voice) No...
ASAdult Sheldon
I don't know if it really happened this way, but to my 9-year-old mind, my mother was flying.
ASAdult Sheldon
I also had extraordinary hearing. During dinner, I could tune out the cacophony of chewing, slurping, chewing, cutlery scraping against plates, chewing, and my father's heavy breathing as he wrestled with a ketchup bottle. But tonight, there was one sound I couldn't tune out.
The magic continues.
She's a person. And we all know how I feel about people.
He's grabbing at straws now.
So, if god's plan is to save all of the universe, that means a race of octopus aliens light-years away could only be saved by Jesus?
What do you say we keep this quiet?
Like a secret.
All you gotta do is be cool!
Did you kill it?
You tell me.
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