Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Squirts whipped cream into her mouth] And it's Dad who's looking after us. [Squirts some more whipped cream into her mouth]
[Gumball jumps into Darwin's arms with a slow iris shot as they smile. Just before it closes, Anais squirts whipped cream into Gumball's mouth]
Ahh... I was hoping you'd do that.
Ohh, short shorts.
[Sighs] What is it now?
I'm Mr. Kreese. I teach over at Richwood High, and I heard you might have had some altercation with some of my students yesterday.
Yeah, we did. They came out of nowhere, and tried to start a fight with us!
Well, I just wanted to say if that situation ever happens again— YOU WILL LOSE, and THEY WILL WIN! And you'll be like "UGH!" and they'll be like "AAAH!"
[Goes to window] Oooh, what's the matter? You scared, little piggies!?
Uh yeah, you're a fully grown man screaming at us, and if you continue I'm gonna call the police.
Just what I'd expect from a couple of cowards like you. Ooooooh! Who's the hardcore one now?!
Uh…you, I guess?
That's right! [Starts taunting and making weird noises and gestures]
Let's go out the back.
[They sneak up on Mr.Kreese at the porch, and watch him while he continues to make taunting noises, tap his head repeatedly, and point through the window. Gumball shakes his head in disappointment]
Do you know what's the worst thing is? This guy is a teacher.
No dude. The worst thing is that this guy's got two sweaters, and he's not wearing either of them.
Um, Mr. Lennard?
(high-pitched, squeaky voice) Yes, indeed?
There's no way Mom would fall for a guy with a voice like that.
EVIL VOICE!
(in a lower, masculine voice) Yes, indeed?
Uh...we need to warn you, good sir.
Ah, but it is you who should be warned. I came for YOU!
(After Gumball corrects his "error", the scene is reenacted, but in a different outcome.)
You are in danger, Daniel Lennard!
How do know my name? Who are you?
We are all that is left of Nicole Watterson's previous family.
What? What about your father?
She took all his money...and, then...SHE ATE HIM!!
(Lennard gasps)
(whispering) And now, she's coming for you.
(The bush beside them rustles before Gumball jumps out, impersonating Nicole as he roars at Lennard. However, he responds with a swing of his cane. The scene stops.)
Okay, you're going to have to dodge that.
(The scene replays, but Gumball dodges the cane swing. The scene pauses again when Lennard delivers a kick.)
Okay, you're going to have to dodge that, too.
(The scene replays again, with Gumball dodging both the cane swing and the kick. The scene pauses again when Lennard now delivers a karate chop.)
(flatly) Okay. That as well.
(The scene replays once again as Gumball dodges the cane swing, then the kick, then the chop, but the scene pauses once more when Lennard pulls a Taser gun.)
Dude, I don't think you'll be able to dodge that!
Ugh, great...
Look up, look down
We're all around!
We all live in this whole town
You can find us on the street
In your house, under your seat
We are also in your store!
We are cleaner than before!
In the amazing world of Elmore!
We are here to give you flu
People like me more than you
I'm still waiting to be kissed
I don't know why I still exist
I am here to help you write,
Not just here for you to bite!
You always buy us by the pair
But you won't find me anywhere! Whee!
We like to turn and turn and turn
I try hard, but never learn
(I am here to keep you clean)
I like to listen to your dreams
There's more to us than meets the eye
Try to look when you go by!
We love!
We laugh!
We cry!
We do all of this and more, 'cause we're THE AMAZING WORLD OF ELMOOOOOOOOOORE!
He’s eaten everyone in the bus, and the bus! Agh!
[Sarah begins singing while recording a video, showing various scenes of Sarah stalking Gumball and Darwin throughout their lives]
For a very long time, I've watched you from afar
Hunched in your closet or strapped beneath your car
I treasured all the stories the three of us share
Wherever you are I'll always be there
When you were alone, I was there too
Behind the shower curtain that you never knew
I dressed in your clothes and breathed in your air
I watched you both sleep and nuzzled your hair
It helps that your bedroom has places to hide
And the windows don't lock, so I can get inside
I've waited so long to be a part of your life
And one day one of you will call me his wife!
[The video ends, and the scene cuts to a horrified Gumball and Darwin in the classroom. They have watched it on the school TV, which Gumball turns off. Gumball and Darwin then scream incomprehensible nonsense to each other for several seconds]
[talks normally] I think we need to have a reasonable conversation with this young lady.
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