[Gumball, Darwin, and Anais are in their bedroom]
Listen, Gumball, I am not spending the night without Daisy. You'll just have to go to Tina's place and get her back.
Because....because....[Makes a cute face] Because you were the one who lost it in the first place.
[Makes a cute face too] But I'm just a little boy, and she's a giant T-Rex.
But you are my big brother.
But I don't want to get my face pounded to a pulp.
[Both of them continue to exchange cute faces at each other until Gumball gives in]
But you two are coming with me.
[Darwin and Anais both groan]
[Whispering] Gumball!....
[Gumball looks under the table]
[Whispering] I'm scared.....
Darwin? I thought you ran away forever.
Oh man.... What have I done!?
[Furious] DARWIN!!!!! [Walks up to Darwin, angrily] What was THAT?!
[Comes clean instead of being angry] Look....... This is..... This is all my fault, okay?... I... I owned up to Masami and asked her to go to the treehouse so I can kiss her, she was being manipulative I.... I backpedaled on my own... [Gumball facepalms, and shakes his head in disapproval] I... I didn't know what else to do... [Looks away] I'm sorry, Gumball....
Well, WHAT are you gonna do now?!
[Looks at Gumball, sadly] I know what I need to do, I know what I finally need to do to end all of this... [Leaves]
[Speechless] W-What?......
[Offscreen] I'm so sorry, man.....
[Sadly sits down, and sighs] Well.... that wasn't much help at all......
[With Tobias, and comforts him] Hey, Gumball. What's going on over here?
TTobias
And what happened to "Pals Before Gals"?
Look.... everything is cool, okay? I'll... I'll try and figure out a way to save him from Masami. I swear.
Okay, Gumball. I know that your plan is at risk, but don't complain, we'll figure out a way to stop him.
TTobias
Take your time, man.
[Banana Joe and Tobias leaves so Gumball can think about another plan]
[Passing by] Hi, Gumball.
[sighs] There's only one thing left to do....
[Whispers to Gumball] What did I just agree to?
[Whispers back] You gotta get a job.
[Pulls his face in shock] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Well, thank you, Principal Brown. We'll do our best.
[The Wattersons, minus Richard, leave the office. Principal Brown looks at Richard as his screams begin to die down.]
[Richard starts screaming again.]
[Richard is snoring on the couch and Gumball awakens him by clearing his throat]
Huh? Well, that was a pretty long timeout.
Yeah, but now we've got somebody who can beat you -- Lazy Larry.
Lazy Larry, huh? Why, that's a name I haven't heard since the summer of eighty-three...
AW, NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE SUMMER OF EIGHTY-THREE!
Sorry... So, where is he?
GDGumball and Darwin
Here!
[whispering] What are we gonna do?
[whispering] I don't know.
Maybe we should just go outside again, this time through the front door.
Okay, prepare to get wet.
[Gumball opens the door, but the bucket containing dried concrete falls in front of Gumball and Darwin almost hitting them]
Gumball, what's wrong with you? You're hyperventilating! [grabs Gumball] Stop panicking, Gumball! Just calm down! (slapping Gumball) GET...A...GRIP! SNAP...OUT...OF...IT!!!
CUT IT OUT! You're making it worse.
Oh. Sorry. How's this? [rubs Gumball gently] Does that feel better?
[calms down] Much better. Now hold me and tell me everything's gonna be okay.
Everything's gonna be okay, buddy.
[Darwin kisses Gumball on the head. However, their moment of peace abruptly ends when Richard crashes through the wall, scaring them]
SSquirrel
Aww. Why so sad? You need to find your happy place!
[Beat]
THERE IS NO HAPPY PLACE!!!! [The squirrel falls over from the loudness. Gumball starts sobbing] Oh, I'm sorry, little creature!
[sobs] I'm sorry I couldn't help you forget.
[The squirrel starts sobbing as well]
[Screaming] Aw man, that was intense.
[Gumball wakes up for real]
[Gumball and Anais scream; Gumball then stops screaming, and sighs three times]
Oh, come on! That's the fifth time tonight!
[Shouts at Gumball in excitement] Come on! Put the game on!
[Opens the disc tray] Come on, come on. [Gasps] Oh, there you are. [Attempts to insert the cartridge in the disc tray, but it obviously does not fit] There's something wrong with it!
[Shouting] Try the other way around! [Shakes flippers]
[Gumball tries again, to no avail]
[Shouting] Come on! Can't you see I'm practically flipping my flippers?
What is that supposed to mean?
[Anxiously flapping his flippers] IT MEANS PUT THE GAME ON!
I can't! It's not working!
[Darwin stops flipping his flippers]
[Looks at the game cartridge] I think we got stiffed.
BBobert
It’s the algorithm for smile.
Bobert... That was nice and sweet an all, but... [throws Bobert’s smile algorithm away] You’ve got a lot to learn, If you want to be real, then you had to have proper emotions.
You know... Like feelings and stuff.
You know... When you feel things... Like pain.
[Gumball and Darwin stop pinching each other and they start crying]
Did she say avoid or go through the Forest of Doom?
[Sighs] What would I do without you, Darwin? She said go through the Forest of Doom. Am I right, or am I wrong, Miss Simian?
Darwin, you know what's important in a situation like this?
[Laughs loudly, then sighs] No, teamwork.
Oh. I was gonna say that next.
Don't worry, buddy. You're part of my team, and I'm a born survivor!
I'm glad I'm on your team! Hey, little squirrels! [Walks off]
You wouldn't be naked if I had my lunchbox.
I sure wish I had my lunchbox.
You came back to save me?
Of course. We're a team, remember?
I am sorry I was such a jerk to you before. I guess I was pretty hungry, and cold, and... naked.
Maybe you shouldn't have thrown away my lunchbox...
...and swallowed the map...
...and made me chew on the rock.
Okay, I said I was sorry. Remember? So, still friends.
Of course! [he gives Gumball a naked hug.]
Cool, since I twisted my ankle there, I promise you to take me to the Picnic Area.
Hmm...Okay, I think I got it. You should always tell the truth, unless you have to lie, but if you do lie, you should tell the truth about it, unless you're talking to someone who's lying, because if they tell a lie and you tell the truth for once, then it'll be a lie because you were lying about telling the truth, inside of a lie, so the whole thing is a lie while you are still being true in your heart.
[Having overheated from all the exposition, Darwin's head explodes, and his body lies down to the floor]
Aw, don't talk to me about those rosy-cheeked, baby-faced, (points at them) HAIRY MUTANTS!
[after firing themselves, macho Darwin and Gumball are sulking in a run-down apartment]
Ah, I can't believe we lost our jobs.
So this is being an adult, huh?
DGDarwin & Gumball
Rent overdue?! [Gumball holds a rotten candy cane]
And this is our last piece of food.
And I think we should share it.
[already eaten it] Sorry, what was that? [Darwin thunders angrily at Gumball]
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ATE OUR LAST PIECE OF CANDY!
WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M STUCK HERE WITH YOU!
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE BOTH YELLING!!
I KNOW, WE'RE TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE LANDLORD!!
OKAY!!! [both wallow in self-pity] I wish we were kids again.
[walks away sobbing] I'll be in my room.
