[inside the Candace suit, with him on the bottom and Ferb on the top] We just want to high this for your respective for once.
[grabs her head and grunts, then remembers] Wait! Full Length Mirror. Mom’s Upstairs!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[pretending to be Candace, to Lawrence] So, Don’t Forget that Mom’s Birthday is coming up, and what she really wants is-
[grabs her mother by the Candace suit of the arm] Mom! [drags her outside]
Ah, Perry the Platypus, have I got a surprise for you! [zaps his inator at Perry, making him grow to a giant size] Okay, note to self: Only use the Make-Bigger-inator outside. You weren't supposed to get that big, Perry the Platypus, only 20% bigger.
[Giant Perry stomps through the straights of Danville, causing some accidental destruction while struggling with his size]
MIMan In Helicopter
[through megaphone] Thank goodness it was National Evacuate the City Day!
[Perry accidentally crushes the WJOP radio antenna with his tail, then looks down, seeing Phineas and Ferb on the street]
[surprised by Perry's humongous size; calling out] Whoa! Perry, is that you?!
[Perry steps on a clown car with his foot after the clowns get out and run away, causing him to slip and fall, and is about to crush the boys… when it's soon revealed to be just a simulation projected onto a screen]
Wakey-wakey, Perry the Platypus! Did you enjoy your giant movie monster dream? [Perry shockingly chatters as he wakes up] Yes, yes, it was just a dream. I... I'll explain. Have you ever noticed that everyone always wants to tell you their dreams, and... and they're so boring? They just go on and on and on and on. And... And there's no character development. There's nothing that's hooking me into the story. I'd rather just wait for the movie. And to that end, behold, my Dream-Project-inator! Y-You'll never guess what it does. It projects people's drea-- I-I guess it's in the name.
[as Perry crashes onto the floor next to his chair while entering his lair; dusting] Sorry, Agent P. I was cleaning your lair and forgot to move your chair back.
[Perry picks himself up, badly bruised, and chatters annoyingly at Carl for that]
You know how Agent P feels about his chair-- [falls over, backwards; grunting] Carl, where's my chair?!
I had to clean your area, too, sir.
Curse your furniture-based shenanigans, Carl!
Okay, I'm taking you on one condition: I don't wanna see any crazy inventing, wild adventures or improbable shenanigans.
Well, I don't know if I'd ever called if we do "shenanigans".
But you're promising?
Yes. Yes, we are. Hey, where's Per-
(The car drives off.)
(yelling impatiently) Stop! Enough! You're driving me nuts!
[Cut to Doof and Perry's elevator as Doof is making Perry out of his clothes.]
Yeah, keep it down in there!
[Cut back to Candace and the boys.]
No problem. I'm not sure why it makes you upset, though. It seems sometimes that you make the most upset that we're doing something cool.
You think I seem upset? (yells) Of course I'm upset!
The Wonderfully Weird World of Gumball
So who is Gumball Watterson? Here are some things people have said about me.
SMiss Simian
Gumball!
Is the most—
Amazing!
Dude!
Don't have time—
To say all the good things—
SMr. Small​​
About...
This!
Amazing!
Dude!
So, there you have it...
[Gumball leans back too far, however, he falls off the chair.]
Go—
to—
the—
toilet.
Gumball—
will—
be—
TTobias
right—
back.
This is got everything we need! Toilet, A— uhhhhhhh...
Now—
Back—
BBobert
to—
SMiss Simian
GUMBALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
[Gumball screams]
We still have 24 hours until we go back to school!
24 WHOLE HOURS OF FUN!
So, what shall we do?
Shoot some hoops?
Nah, that's boring.
Water fight?
Nah, that's boring too. And wet. (Both sigh) I know!
[Gumball and Darwin are at the backyard, ready to play Dodge or Dare]
It's time to play...
GDGumball and Darwin
DODGE OR DARE!
Roll the dice, take a-
[record scratches]
(sigh) Who am I kidding? We're bored of this as well. Why are these games so boring now?
Get out of the way!
BWBrick Wall
I can't!
Get out of the way!
BWBrick Wall
I'm a brick wall!
MCManhole cover
Hey, bud! What's with all the commotion?
PPantsbully
Hey, kid, you can't go that way!
No time!
[Gumball is struggling to make it up the road]
Oh man.
Ngh! Ngh! Ngh! Ngh! Ugh! Ugh! Agh! AGH!
[Gumball smiles as he thinks it is over but unfortunately it isn't, as more hills are shown from afar]
AGH! [Echoing] GOSH....DARN IT!
[Scene fades to Gumball gradually going farther up the road as the day changes to evening]
Ngh! Ngh! All because of those stupid ants and their stupid cookie! This is all their fault! [Mockingly] "Ooh! Look at me! I’m a third ant!" [Babbles] THOSE STUPID, STUPID ANTS! Oh! Made it to the top!
(Gumball and Darwin are on the couch, their eyes are red after watching too much TV, Darwin starts flicking through channels)
Can we think of any better way to spend our lives?
Dude, I can't even think. Is my heart still beating?
(Darwin checks Gumball's heart)
GDGumball and Darwin
Phew!
Keep flicking.
(The TV says, "Listen Gumball, the world will end in 24 hours so look for the signs!")
TThe TV
Listen!/Gum./ball!/The world/will end in 24 hours so/look for the signs!
Darwin, what are we doing here?
Learning hard, so we can get a career, a home, and feed our children in the future.
Darwin, there is no future. We need to study and make the most of it right now. Not listening to some baboon drone on about algebra.
Uh, Gumball, this is biology.
Ah, who cares? It won't matter in 24 hours! Kiss me, Penny.
This is pretty effective.
Well, it's an olympic event, you know.
Dad, is this really necessary?
Absolutely. In ever disaster movie I've ever seen, the family survives by hiding in a bunker.
Richard, that's not a bunker. It's a toilet.
C'mon, guys. Think outside the box. This is got everything we need: a toilet, a... uh...
I don't think we're all going to fit in there.
We have to!
Gumball Watterson, come back here immediately! I'm not spending the afternoon in a toilet!
Richard, do something!
Don't worry, girls! I've been in this situation before! I'm going to kick the door open!
(Tries to kick the door open, but it falls and toilet water splashes on them)
NANicole and Anais
Ew!
Yep, that's exactly what happened last time!
I know I'm naked, but I can't find my clothes.
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