BOBridgette Oshinomi
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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[sighs] Listen, Stacy. UFO. Me day. No blow up in face! FACE!
[on phone] Well, now that you've put it crazy...
Back at my stories. Taking a me day.
Hello lads!
Hi Dad!
What the (BLEEP) are you boys doing?!
I was just telling Buford about phone booths.
And I'm not buying it!
Oh no Buford, they were real. They were tiny rooms where you could talk on the phone in private.
Yeah! And you'd have to put coins in them to make calls.
You guys are blowing my mind!
Speaking of coins... What's this here? Behind your ear? [Reaches behind Phineas's ear] It's a quarter!
How the (BLEEP) did you do that?!
A magician never reveals his secrets. [Walks away]
Your dad's really great at tricks!
Not really, I just keep a bunch of quarters behind my ear 'cause he enjoys it so much. [Pulls a handful of quarters from behind his ear]
JJudge
And please join me in welcoming the winners of the Danville Young Film Makers contest, Phineas and Ferb!
Aw, crud.
Come in. Sit down, Agent P. We have a serious problem. It seems that someone, and I'm not saying who, someone has spilled on the couch in the lobby.
Sir, I-
A very expensive couch when we bought it in 1985.
Sir, all I did was turn the cushion over, the stain was already...
If the responsible party is present...
Sir, it was Agent M. He spilled a latte in 1990.
Ugh. We were hoping to get him here a couple of years out of that couch...
Any who?
Any who, our surveillance operatives have been getting some mixed signals from Doofenshmirtz. He was observed at the Danville Library, checking out books on Eastern Australia and hydrostatic cell fusion. We haven't come up with any ideas about what he's up to.
Maybe he's trying to recreate Pangaea, sir.
Like I said, we haven't come up with anything yet.
[inspecting the State-of-the-Matter Transfer Device her brothers invented] What is this thing? Some sort of souped-up techno-geek camera? I wonder what it... [accidentally zaps herself and turns into liquid; angrily] Phineas and Ferb! [A bird comes down and bathes on her] No! Get off! Ew! [gargles; the bird flies off, leaving her in four puddles]
Well, that's funny. I could've sworn she said backyard. Oh, well. If anyone needs me, I'll be washing a ton. [chuckles]
Let's see, we've got horseradish, durians, and turmeric.
I've got a mountain yam.
I cannot wait to taste liquified sea salt. [steps on a Candace puddle]
Hey! Watch where you're steering those sneakers, bub!
[Baljeet shrieks]
Candace? You're a smoothie?!
Phineas, you've got to fix this!
That is so cool! What does it feel like?
It feels like you're in big trouble!
Ferb, we're gonna need some sponges and a bucket.
[filling the bucket with Candace-liquid] Okay, these are the last drops of her.
Hurry up and change me before that bird comes back!
Sure thing, Candace. We reversed the polarity, and it should do the trick. Now, try not to ripple. [zaps the bucket]
[in the shape of the bucket] This does not feel like the reverse of being a bucket of water.
Hmm, so it would seem.
I don't know, I kinda like her like that. She looks like "Cand-berry sauce."
I mean, you destroy the Tri-State Area and what are you ruler of? Rubble. And where's the panache? The je ne sais quoi?
DDr. Diminutive
He's an amateur.
I'm not talking to you!
Little bit of garlic, a little bit a butter... [Gets interrupted by Baljeet]
Do not worry Isabella. You do not have to have every patch.
WWoman
No, dear, our daughter's blond. Here she is!
BDBlonde Daughter
Eighteenth hours with no textin'.
Aw man, you know I made a Move-A-Bunch-Of-Inator-inator at one point, this would have been really good time to use it. I don't know how that slipped my min-
ENOUGH OF YOUR MINDLESS, PRATTLE MINION, SHOW ME MY-INATORS!
Okay, okay, sheesh. Testy. First of all is the disintegrator-inator which-
Weak.
Okay, then we also have the Galaxy-inator which-
Weak.
The Deresinator
Weak.
The Over-Hang-in-
Weak.
The Upper-decker-
Weak.
The Pickle-slicer-
Weak.
The stand-and-
Weak.
The Boar-
Weak.
The-
Weak.
ECEvil Carl
You fool! Without Agent P's paw print, I can't unlock the computer! And without the computer, I can't take over the Tri-State AREA!
Nice recap.
ECEvil Carl
[yelling very loudly at Major Monogram who's in prison cell] QUIET BACK THERE! YOU. Which-inator zapped him?!
You know, ah... I really am clueless.
ECEvil Carl
About the -inator, or just in general?
I'm not sure I understand the question.
ECEvil Carl
Bah, I'll have to untangle this mess myself.
[voice-over] Hey, it's me. So, I was trying to tell you before...
ECEvil Carl
[yelling very loudly] HE'S NOT HERE!!!! [He violently kicks a dummy (that's in Perry's bed) away with a raging explosion, causing Major Monogram to cough off-screen] Where, IS he?!?!
CGrandpa Clyde
[snoring]
[Phineas, Ferb, Baljeet and Isabella are sinking in quicksand while Buford watches from a cliff]
Hey, Isabella, anything in the Fireside manual about escaping from quicksand?
Hey, guys, I landed up here, should I come down?
No! Throw down that vine! [Buford picks up the whole vine] Just one end!
Ok, but I don't know what you're gonna do with half a vine.
[to Phineas] Is it me? It is him, right?
[to Buford] Now, Buford, pull! [Buford grunts, but the vine doesn't move] On the vine!
Oops, sorry!
[aside, to Baljeet] It's him.
And stop looking for Perry? Are you kidding? He's our pet! He's more than our pet. He's our friend. And, I know he's out there. [shows reactions of Buford, Isabella, and Baljeet respectively]
We are in Africa.
Pretty much sums it up.
Well, has he been wrong before?
How wide are we willing to open this up?
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