Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I mean if I did half the things they do, I'd get so... busted.
[Stacy opens the Flynn-Fletcher's front door] Uh-oh. I just lost you, didn't I?
Stacy! If I do what Phineas and Ferb were doing, I will get busted and them along with me! It's a sacrificial bust!
I almost got you...
I can take the hit-
...out the door...
-but they'll never see it coming!
...to the mall.
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
The spaceship is right behind you. Le vaisseau spatial est juste derrière vous.
Hey look, there's Mom!
Your children are climbing in the spaceship now.
Hi Mom!
Vos enfants sont à la hausse dans le vaisseau spatial aujourd'hui.
We're going to outer space!
Oh for the love of, would you turn around?
See ya!
Oh pour l'amour de, serait que vous tournez autour?
Well when is that ever going to come up in conversation?
Is... Isabella. Hey wait a minute, Isabella we had the secret cute weapon all this time. You!
Don't you see, you can take him. He's only cute on the outside, but your cuteness goes right to your core.
It's a scientific fact. [Picking up the Cute-tracker 2.0] I had to put an 8000 Ohm resistor in the cute-tracker just to keep you from burning it out. [Long pauses, then Phineas fidgets and pushing buttons on the Cute-tracker 2.0]
Candace, I thought I told you to take that garbage out. You are so busted, young lady.
Of course I am.
Hey, where's Perry?
And now, a trailer for an episode we also have no plan to make.
Pay attention up there!
Jerry the Platypus?
Ferb, aren't those extinct?
[Meap walks away from his ship as it explodes]
As a matter of fact, I object to this union.
Yes, I'm just a guy who's a sucker for the sounds of mass transit.
[Meap and Suzy fight each other in the Bango-Ru convention, as seen in the Meapless in Seattle trailer]
The Chronicles of Meap, Episode 42.
Meap!
Meap Me in St. Louis.
Hey, wasn't that Suzy stuff supposed to be in this one?
[with high-pitched voice] Uh, I'm gonna go sign for the package.
Carl, your voice just got squeaky! I know that squeaking!
Where do I sign?
CARL, WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING ME?!
[with normal voice] Sir, Agent P doesn't have his tools. I took them out to clean and repair them.
Something inside me just... broke.
Buford, what are you doing?
The forest is filled with patch-crazed Europeans and I'm a bear in the woods. What do you think I'm doing?
Ooh! Ooh! I know!
Am I on speaker phone? Get me off speaker phone!
Ahh! Hey, do you know that it's rude to take a peek to try to spy on you?!
Sorry.
What are you guys doing?!
Well you know how we do something new everyday?
[sarcastically] No!
Oh, well, we build a big project or do something-
I'm aware of the concept Phineas, I was just being sarcastic.
Really? Hey, that was pretty good. I totally fell for it. Hey Ferb, I totally fell for it.
Anyway...
I'm trying to think of things that Mom likes.
Oh, so many things, really. Music, hobbies, you kids. Ooh! You know, what she really likes, is my famous Rhubarb Crème Brulee. I used to make it for her all the time when we were dating. Oh, it made her so happy. [Candace gets up and leaves] You know, I should get out my toque and blowtorch and make one for her today. What a good idea Candace. Thank-you. [The sound of the door opens and closes] Candace? Well, all right then.
No you should not, I created the world's largest wedgie machine.
Uh, you tried to eliminate the atmosphere, one time.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Enter. Agent P, we have a situation.
Is this about that grape joke? Who told on me? Was it the duck?!
That's not why I called you in. Get a look at this! This is Newton the Gnu. He was assigned to Dr. Diminutive, but it appears that some bonehead blew his cover on the blogosphere. We still haven't found out who it was. In the meantime, We need you to bring him in. Get on it, Agent P! Oh, and, uh, take Doofenshmirtz with you.
A ride-along? Sweet! I can wear my new fedora!
Get out of here! [Doofenshmirtz and Perry leave, then Carl is seen with a mail cart] Carl, get in here! When you're done delivering the mail, I want you to wash and wax my car. You know, a little wax on, wax off? It'll teach you karate.
No, it won't.
[notices Vanessa feeling very depressed after breaking up with her boyfriend Johnny on the phone] So, what's wrong, Vanessa? You seem upset.
Nothing. It's just..... Johnny, he's such a boy. I'm sick of it! No ambition, no depth....
You always go for the wrong type of guys, these bad boy types.
[smiles] Dad, perhaps you haven't noticed, but you're evil. [hugs him]
Hey, there's good evil and there's bad evil. Am I right, Rodrigo?
Exactly. [makes a crazy face at Vanessa, who then smiles at him]
I just can't believe it's gone!
Aw, don't be blue. All we've gotta do is wait a couple of hours—
Ew, disgusting!
What? My brother will be here with my backup. What were you think- [realizes] Oh, that is disgusting!
Oh nice try but the mustache thing was still weirder.
[meeting his inner self] Hey, you look a little familiar.
I should. I'm the inner you.
Inner me? Are you the one who's been making the good -inators?!
I was tryin' to HELP YOU, YOU FAGGOT!?
Uh-oh.
Oops.
That's it, just a little more. Not so hard, you'll over-tighten it! Like your brain! Now, let's get a glimpse at what this baby can do. [Cake-inator fires]
Well least things could get anyworse.
Ugh, dude, what the >BLEEP< happened?! Dude, is this cake?! [Hug-inator fires]
The cake is hugging us!
Don't worry, it's not so bad! We can eat our way out! [Confetti-inator fires] Ugh! I can't eat it now, it's covered in paper!
Why not?! [An angrily Doofenshmirtz and his inner self seeing Perry flying away after he destroys the three -inators]
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