You know, fire is the leading cause of fire.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
When do I get to go! [gets tossed a electronic die that flashes 1] This is going to be a long game.
You have to leave! It's not safe for little kids. I mean, for practically adults. Flee! Back to the city! Away from danger!
Like what?
[points to the bushes] Like that!
[pops out from the bushes in a bear costume and growls]
See?
Alright, that's enough! Really, Perry, really? I expect more from you.
[looks down in shame]
[points her finger on her father] And you, Dad!
But how did you-
Oh, please!
[whisting]
You come out here jumping around with your costume, and your lame book, and it's- It's just humiliating, Dad. I'm not your little girl anymore.
Well, you're my little girl.
I know, I know, but all I want to do is have a good time with my friends and you just keep popping me up. [Dr. Doofenshmirtz's sad face form] It's like you don't trust me.
[sighs] You're right. I'm sorry I got in your way. I know you can handle yourself, Vanessa. [He walks off sadly with Perry] Come on, Perry the Platypus. Maybe there's still time for a scheme today. You know. I won't even trap you, you can just start beating up right away.
JJohnny
Wait! I thought your dad was a pharmacist.
[to Ferb's cousins after they call a soccer ball a football] You DUCKTALES! That's a soccer ball! This is a football!
Does anyone have a piccolo? Buford?
Gah! Someday, someone's gonna ask for some obscure musical instrument, and I won't have it. [takes out piccolo from pocket]
Impossible? The only thing that's impossible is impossibility.
BBeckham
I'm terribly gobsmacked!
Yeah, I guess I could smack a little gob, myself.
So, how did it go Dad?
I'm not absolutely sure, boys, but I think I just became the king of the pharmacists.
Awesome!
Oops! Outer ring. We'll try again.
Zero! Write that down, Baljeet!
Oh, yes. By all means, I do not want to forget to add zero later.
RRodney
[to Dr. Doofensmirtz] You broke my Izer!
Inator! Inator!
RRodney
Shut it!
No, you shut it!
RRodney
Aw, c'mon! This is so funny?!
Today Danville, tomorrow the world!
What kind of person hands out these weird orange peanuts? We gotta find a better neighborhood.
That's strange. I've never seen this place before. You'd think we would have noticed it.
I'm gonna give those orange PINGAS a second look.
The light under his chin makes his story pretty convincing.
Actually, there is no scientific evidence for the existence of ghosts.
What do you know? You're a daffodil.
Daisy!
Case closed.
Oh please.
RRussel
Oh this always happens.
Don't panic everyone.
I think that's my hand.
Wait a minute. If you're a ghost and you have a pumpkin on your head, what does that make you when you were alive?
The probability of a humanoid-vegetable hybrid is exceedingly remote.
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