Hey look! It's one of those...things!
Yes, a big one!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Well, you know those little spring suction cup thing that you put down and never know when you're gonna pop up in the air?
I don't know, but Ferb and I built a big one.
Sure, it would be nice to have a son, I mean in addition, someone to have a nice game of catch with, but...
Sir, you can have a game of catch with me! I have always thought of you as my fath-
Norm, you're in my light!
-ther.
You like playing ball with me, your son.
Really, I like that?
Yes.
What else do I like?
Crunchy eggs for breakfast.
I do? Man, what kind of weirdo am I?
Mom, turn around!
[to Candace] Do you think you can entertain yourself up here alone?
Sure, I can count useless limbs. One.
Stacy, you got to help me.
Okay.
[hugs Stacy] Thank you!
I am such an enabler.
TDTruck Driver
[to Phineas] Delivery. Hey aren't you two a little young to be receiving a seasoned grill, 300 pounds of coffee, 200 pounds of fatback, four tons of lumber and assorted wheat, rye and pumpernickel breads.
Think about it. Age really isn't the issue here, right?
TDTruck Driver
You got a point there, kid.
That's what I love about you Americans, you're like big fun children.
Yes, yes we are.
[to a customer] Hash browns or fruit?
CCustomer
Hash browns!
You're havin' fruit!
CCustomer
Aww...
[to Phineas] You are so busted!
Perry the Platypus, I can't fight you and drive at the same time!
CCustomer
Do the Eggs Southwest have bacon in them?
Ferb! Bacon on the Southwest?
[Ferb gives a thumbs-up.]
Yeah, there's bacon.
CCustomer
Is the bacon good?
It's bacon...
CCustomer
Okay, I'll have...
Not gettin' any younger here.
GLGreg Lemond
That's the spirit! USA! USA!
I am from India.
"We"? Shouldn't you be playing with your platypus friend?
What? And leave my little girl all alone in the? No way!
Dad, I'm not your little girl anymore. Look at me, I'm sixteen years old. Sixteen!
Giant Skiddley Whiffers?! That is so bustable! And yet, so tempting. But so bustable! And yet, so tempting.
You wanna play?
Yes! I'm the sneaker!
I get dibs on the truck!
CCyborg
Booyah!
I claim the fedora and Ferb picks the nose!
SSound
Rimshot
[mad and on the yellow unicorn] You know, real unicorns are pink. I'm just saying.
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