Well, I can lift heavy objects, and I can levitate, and...and I can't see my reflection in the mirror.
Sounds like a vampire to me. [Ferb backs up into the doorway, shielding his face]
Woah, woah, woah, woah. Come here, Ferb, come here.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
And why would marathoners be following anyone besides, you know, three guys from Kenya.
Well, this isn't much of a horror movie. Where are the rock and roll musical numbers?
The entire galaxy. That enough elbow room for you?
Well, for today.
Ladies and gentlemen, BROS and HOES, my brother and I are here today to give you a thrilling display of escapement arts as we attempt to extract ourselves from this. The most complicated trap ever devised by man or child, a computer controlled tower, so fiendishly clever, that its blueprints had to be viewed in a smoked mirror to avoid driving its creators insane!
[During Dr. Doofensmirtz's flashback]
YRYoung Roger Doofensmirtz
Sweet Aunt Bephy, you have always been my favorite.
BAunt Bephy
Roger, so polite. Heinz?
YDYoung Dr. Doofensmirtz
That's some mole!
[To the present time]
DDr. Doofensmirtz
Heh, it takes a long time to clean out a chicken SHIT with a spoon.
[after Phineas and Ferb enter the escape tower] Legally speaking, what is our liability here?
What's Perry doing in a pillory?
Actually those are stocks, a pillory forces the wearer to remain upright, exposing them to poking and prodding from passers-by.
Wow, I'd expect that kind of esoteric knowledge to come from someone a little older; 50 or 60, or perhaps a septuagenarian.
I think that Buford's saliva must have combined with the potatoes' DNA to make some sort of Buford potato hybrid.
Goodbye, boys. Have a great day. I'm off to work.
Goodbye, Dad, have fun buying from auctions and private sales performing minor refurbishments to the purchase items, marking up the prices and selling them to your customers.
Our dad sells antiques.
[about Ferb Latin] All the fun of Pig Latin but it's safe for vegetarians to use.
By jove, I think she's got it!
I'm ack-berb
Ank-therb Ou-yerb.
Oh, is that Swedish?
Hey, aren't you Kelly Clarkson?
KCKelly Clarkson
Yes, yes I am.
Everyone's come together for the holidays, but Perry's still not here.
Every family Christmas special needs a little false drama.
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