Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[runs to her broken cell phone] Oh no, Phonesy! What have they done to you? [grabs some pieces of the phone] Hello? Hello? Can anyone hear me?
[gets close to Candace] I can hear you, Candace.
Oh great! It still works! Yeah, Phineas, I was just telling you that... [realizes Phineas and Ferb are on her side]
[Candace leaves garage]
She's gone! Let’s talk about her!
Hey, Candace. Buford was just talking about you.
You guys are SO BUSTED! I'm calling Mom, right now! [realizing that her phone is gone] Oh no, I don't have the phone. [Linda's car honks] That's Mom! When she finds out that I lost it, my life is ruined!
Does anyone else want to be king of the world?
Eh, keep it, bro. It suits you.
I don't get it, I thought these things are right about everything, I mean, look. [cracks and reads the final fortune cookie quietly; hands it to Stacy]
[reads fortune cookie] Don't believe everything you read; Words to live by.
A hair emergency, the worst kind.
Wow, you are good!
Girlfriend, please.
[to Candace] Your hair looks simplicious!
Have you tried tossing your head back?
Hey, where's Perry? [Candace glares at Stacy] What, I'm like the only one who hasn't said it.
[Mrs. Johnson reads the dart gun instruction manual]
Congratulations on your purchase of this dart gun. There are many others like it, but this one is yours.
What if bounce houses were made for bigger kids?
Hey!
Slightly bigger kids. And what if they just happened to be totally amazing? I stand before you today and I hereby declare that... that uh, a little help Ferb? [Ferb turns on a fan blowing leaves and newspapers toward Phineas] That nobody has yet done justice to the bounce house concept, and that it is up to us to show the world what a bounce house can truly be. For if not us, then who? And if not now, then when? And if not when, then...something else! Gentlemen I know what we are going to do today, but first, answer me this: Where's Perry? [Fan stops] No seriously, where is he? I don't- I haven't seen him.
What the heck is wrong with these two?
It's like they were hit with a dull and boring ray.
[opens his eyes and begins to back away]
Oh, I speak boring. And getting a Whittling Badge is so exciting. [walks to Phineas and Ferb]
Meow! Cat fight!
So, nice weather we are having.
You know, I was just saying to Ferb that the atmospheric pressure seems low today. Which would suggest cloudy skies yet it's completely sunny. Although it would be interesting to take an exact barometric reading. Did you know that while meteorologists used millibars to chart atmospheric pressure, a barometer has a second scale, or ring, which reads in hectopascals? Of course, it doesn't matter what measure you choose if your barometer doesn't have its sensory range...
[becomes dizzy listening to Phineas]
I have never gone so far into deep dull before.
Hey, I know what we're going to do today! [everyone gets excited] We're going to watch golf on television!
What?! [takes the blueprints] Okay, we got to jump start these guys.
Good morning, sir!
Eh...
[Norm throws a dozen eggs, shells and all, into a frying pan.]
One egg or two?
None. I don't like the way you make them. You always leave the shells on!
I like mine crunchy!
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