[looking up with Ferb] Huh, so how do you think our cows will do on the moon?
Well, photosynthesis will start to create oxygen and then eventually an atmosphere. Our bovine friends will be fine.
Cool. We'll know where to go for ice cream.
Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[looking up with Ferb] Huh, so how do you think our cows will do on the moon?
Well, photosynthesis will start to create oxygen and then eventually an atmosphere. Our bovine friends will be fine.
Cool. We'll know where to go for ice cream.
Phineas and Ferb say bake at 350 for one hour. Serves two. Speaking of 'serves two,' I was thinking, you know, after you HOES are done here maybe we could... [Candace shuts the door in his face] Okay, that's cool too. We'll just... we'll just put a pin in it for now.
I don't know, Stacy; I've got a bad feeling about this. What am I going to do if it isn't even edible?
Well, technically, it is English food...
Hey! What do you mean you blame Balyeet?!
Well, it was clearly your responsibility.
Where are you getting your information from, disembodied reggae space voice?!
Hey, I have a name you know.
Oh yeah, what is it?
Well... it's... disembodied reggae space voice, but that's a coincidence! You didn't know that.
Uh, look who's sensitive. Besides, Buford could have brought the marshmallows.
Hey, leave me out of this.
Guys, guys, we have limited time here. Baljeet, could you please stop arguing with the soundtrack?
He started it!
We're going to make a super computer!
What? Your mom wants a super computer? What is she? Some kind of nerd?
[to Linda] Whole-grain & fat-free. You know us so well.
Yes, yes I do.
How would I know what adults like. What am I a computer?
[referring to a zoo platypus] Hey, it looks like you, Perry. Of course, it doesn't look nearly as smart.
[chatters]
I'm borrowing your platypus.
Ok. Have fun!
[Perry chatters]
[to Perry] Will you stop squirming? You're a platypus. It's not like you have somewhere to be.
You know, Ferb, I've been thinking since there's nothing more fun than fun, why not add fun to everything? [Ferb takes out a piece of paper, folds it in half and sets it on his nose] Fun shoes... Fun oatmeal... Fun origami...well, origami's already fun. [sees the paper on Ferb's nose, that looks similar to a house] Fun...house! Great idea, Ferb! We'll turn our house into a funhouse! By, you know, adding fun!
Oh... the Marsh Maneuver! I haven't seen one of those since 1974!
'74? You had a perm back then!
Stay off the Internet, Carl!
You know what, Ferb? This is gonna be the most interesting thing we've ever built.
And the tallest.
Yes, and the tallest.
And the heaviest.
Wow, we're chatty today, aren't we?
We made Candace the best phone ever.
Hey! Wait a minute! All this phone does is ... make phone calls.
Sorry, Candace. You lost four phones in four months. I got you the cheapest replacement I could find. If you lose this one, it's life without a phone for Candace Flynn.
Life without a phone for Candace Flynn? But, but that's me!
[while hanging off of a cliff] Talk about a cliff-hanger. [cell phone makes a rim shot sound]
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