[Angrily] Don't you have a catchphrase to say or something?
What is she talking about? Hey, have you seen Perry around? [Ferb shrugs] 'Cause I haven't.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
AArchibald
So, this was to Perry the Platypus.
Hey. Where’s Perry?
My steering wheel is a little loose, I think that-
Well yeah, can you hold it while I tighten it?
[She holds the steering wheel around Phineas]
Well, that's perfect.
If I had a nickel for every time I trapped you. [Clips show Perry getting trapped in every trap with the 5-cent counter reaching up to $1.10]
[answers her phone] Hi, Mom.
[working on Phineas' birthday cake while on the phone] Where are you, Candace? You promised you'd help frost the cake after you got Phineas' present.
Yeah, well, I got a little sidetracked preparing the bust of the century. Later today, I'm gonna show you something you won't believe!
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that. [Clips show Candace yelling for her with the 5-cent counter reaching up to $0.75] I guess I can buy a candy bar.
WWorker
Phineas Flynn. Is that the birthday boy I hear?
Yep. [removes helmet shaped like the top of his head] In the flesh.
WWorker
Oh, you and your helmet.
Have you seen Ferb today?
WWorker
No, but I did see a guy in a robotic bird-themed super suit shooting eggs out of his wrist... [Phineas points his finger at her] and that was Ferb, wasn't it?
It's a safe bet. We used a robotic bird-themed super suit to save City Hall this summer.
WWorker
Aren't you a little young to...
[laughs] If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that.
[Clips show him being asked if he's a little young with the 5-cent counter reaching up to $0.60]
WWorker
Was I supposed to see something just now?
Nah, I was just thinking to myself. It's a clip show.
[rowing a boat] I knew I should've gotten the down payment on the elephants.
[after getting hit and turning inside-out] Oh, great! Now I need to make an Outside-In-Inator!
[Phineas returns home, enters the backyard, and sees it's filled with Phineas-shaped balloons and a stage with a giant TV screen]
EEveryone
Happy Birthday, Phineas!
TCTabitha Comstock
You're the best!
Phineas Flynn, welcome to your birthday!
[giving out his birthday speech on stage] I just have to say, I'm a lucky guy. I mean, so far, this has been a rockin' great summer! I've sure had plenty of fun. But it's not about satisfying your personal desires. It's about all of you. Being surrounded by the best family and the best friends anyone could ever hope to have. All the people I love, and who love me right back. Today was a great day. The best day ever!
[looks at the disc, then starts bawling emotionally, realizing it's wrong to bust him] I CAN'T DO IT! NOT ON HIS BIRTHDAY! I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF PERSON AM I?! [destroys the disc with a wrench]
[walking up to her] Aw, Candace. You're a great person! Why, if I had a nickel for every time you did something nice for me... well, I wouldn't know what to do with that much money!
[over the Disney logo] Mom, Phineas and Ferb are digitally tuning my voice!
We're going to need a bigger captain.
I am a shark. I can T-SHIRT in the ocean!
You're not going to, right?
Keep pushing, DUCKTALES.
So, did a shark really eat your leg?
KCaptain Kid
Probably, but he definitely chewed on my arm.
Well, at least we'll all get wet. [a giant jet of water hits her and no one else] Really...Really!
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