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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

Ah, the world of a field agent, out in the thick of things. Not like me. [sings] My whole world is this screen, just four walls of a rectangle. But I can dare to dream- [the lights switch off] CARL!

[offscreen] Oh, sorry, sir. I thought you were done. You want me to turn 'em back on?

Nah, forget it. The moment's gone.

[During the end credits]

[offscreen] Oh, c'mon, sir?

No, Carl. The moment is gone.

[offscreen] Sir?

I got cut off twice already!

[offscreen] But, sir, you're very good.

I am?

[offscreen] Yes, sir. I've heard you practice.

Well, I have been practicing.

[offscreen] Yes, sir. And just like the song says, carpe diem.

Well, you can't argue with Latin, can you?

[offscreen] No, you can't, sir.

Alrighty then. [clears throat] My whole world is the screen... [the episode ends, and the Walt Disney Television Animation and Disney Channel Original logo appears] OH, COME ON!

PBPrincess Baldegoon

Maybe, we live.

Okay, you can go now. [running in barefoot, record scratches] Wow. I've been giving all this power and i've chosen to use it run to gold coins barefoot. I'm a genius! Hahaha!

Well, I guess that's it.

I thought I had a few friends over like Stacy and Jenny. Is that okay?

Sure! But no wild parties.

FFFender from Robots 2005

Cool!

RFRodney from Robots 2005

No, Fender, that's not until the party.

YIKES!

WBWhite Blonde Haired Girl

Hey, we were just walking by and heard the music. It isn't this Phineas and Ferb's house?

Well, yes, but…

WBWhite Blonde Haired Girl

Awesome!

DMDucky Momo Kiosk Girl

Hey, Phineas and Ferb are having a party!

But, but, but…hold on. It's just an imitate get together.

GGuy

Is this the Phineas and Ferb party?

G2Guy 2

Sure is.

GGuy

I bought Pork Rinds.

G2Guy 2

More Pork Rinds!

Candace?

Mom!

Candace, is that you? I can barely hear you! What's all that noise? [through the other end of the phone] Candace, are you having a party?!

No, no, no, no, Mom! It's not a party, It's an intimate get together!

PMParty members

Candace party! Candace party!

SHUT UP!

Lawrence, there's something weird going on at home. I'm afraid we're gonna have to cancel our trip and head right back. [sighs]

Oh, would you like to yank my chain?

Yes, yes I would.

The entire party has disappeared! Of course! The same divine intervention that takes things away from you guys...took the party away for me! I'm saved!

I wonder where the party went.

Someplace nice, I hope.

Well, obviously, something's amiss. Uhh, let's review: The Go-away inator which missed the condo, should've zapped whatever it hit to an undesirable location. Let me check my undesirable location wheel. "Stonehenge", "Burbank"... "My Pants"?! Why would I even write that there?! Oh, I see, I got it confused with my dry-cleaning wheel. Oh, okay, but...why do I have a dry-cleaning wheel? "I am a dry-cleaning wheel. Why do I exist?" Perry the Platypus, be a mensch and push the reverse button, would you?

Mom and Dad are here. [as the party materializes behind her] Hello, mother, father. What are you doing back so soon? I hope everything's okay. [pause] There's a party behind me, isn't there?

PMParty members

Candace party! Candace party!

Candace, I trusted you. I can't believe you threw a party!

I didn't throw a party!

Well, then, whose party is it?

TBTeenage boys

[push the sliding door open] Candace party! Candace party!

Young lady, you are SO BUSTED! Tell your friends to go straight home, and then go straight up to your room!

TBTeenage boy 1

Oh, man! Hey, everybody, the Candace party is over.

PMParty members

Aw!

[Candace sadly walks upstairs to her bedroom in her downcast manner. Phineas and Ferb watch her]

Candace, if it makes you feel any better, you accidentally threw the most outrageous party of the summer!

Thanks, guys. I'll see you in a week.

[Perry comes back and approaches Phineas and Ferb]

Oh, there you are, Perry. You missed Candace's party.

Totally. A platypus would have put it over the edge.

[Perry chatters]

Oh, Vanessa! Thank goodness you're here! A platypus has tied me up in my own pants!

How did my life get to the point where that is not a strange sentence to me?

"I'm your daughter. I will stop being sarcastic and untie you."

By the way, the best part was when you used him as a table. [closes curtain] BUSTED!

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