Phineas! What is going on here?!
We're flying around the world to make the longest, funnest day of summer ever.
Oh, no, no, no. Mom left me in charge, and I say, you and your little friends are not going anywhere-
Hey, Candace, check out this giant map!
You're going to Paris? France?
That's the plan. We'll have to stop and refuel.
[thinks for a short moment of silence; determined] Like I was saying, you and your little friends are not going anywhere... without me!
No, no, no, no, Candace! This is a bad idea! About as bad as you've ever had in a loong line of, and I love you when I say this, really, really bad ideas.
Stacy, they're going to Paris… where Jeremy is!
You promised your mom you'd keep your brothers out of trouble.
What better way to look after them than by going along and keeping them out of trouble along the way?
You realize that's a massive rationalization, don't you?
Well, say hi to Jeremy for me! And hey, you should stop by and see my cousins in Tokyo!
[The plane arrives in Tokyo, Japan and comes to a stop in front of a nearby house]
[speaking to an old woman; in Japanese] Hello! We are friends of Stacy!
BBāchan
Hey, everybody! Phineas and Ferb are here!
[A gong is heard and a ton of Stacy's cousins come out of the house]
Wow! Stacy sure has a lot of cousins.
[Vanessa pulls herself away from the glass and sees Ferb on the plane]
No matter where we go, Ferb knows everyone.
[Ferb lets her in]
It's a good thing we came along when we did. So where do we drop you?
I don't know. Where are you guys going?
Well, we're off to Paris to refuel then back to Danville.
Can I just come with you?
Wait, wait, wait... You saved her and now you're running off with her like...? OH! I have very mixed feelings about you! [to Perry] uh Perry the Platypus, how did you get here? I-I need a ride. Could you guys help me out?
No! I have to save my daughter. This is a big deal! Oh please? Please please? Oh, please please-y weasy please please? Please?
Fine. But after we get her back, you're going to answer for what you've done here, mister.
Wait, what? You were coming here, anyway, and... [He accidentally steps on the button and water balloon is released from the rope holding it to the tower and flies up into the sky] Oh, and uh... As far as flinging that water balloon into orbit, hehheh... [puts his fingers on Major Monogram's mouth again] I did that.
Seriously. When was the last time you washed your hands?
SUncle Sabu
Ah, Baljeet and friends, I was expecting you.
SUncle Sabu
No, that's just something we say up here to freak out the tourists.
Uh, Uncle Sabu, do you live up here?
SUncle Sabu
Yes, it's quite a trek, isn't it? It used to be very inconvenient for me. But then I built my factory up here, and now it's inconvenient for everyone else!
[Back with the kids where a giant rubber band ball is attached to the bottom of the plane]
So, as soon as Candace and Vanessa get here, we can...
[She and Vanessa are running from the giant snowball while Candace shouts] Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane!
Ferb, I think we may wanna start the plane.
[Ferb tries to start the plane but it won't start]
Start the PLANE! Start the plane! Start the PLANE!
Sounds like you're flooding it...
[Vanessa gets caught by the snowball and gets flung towards the plane]
[Ferb provides a safe landing for Vanessa when he clicks a button and causes a seat to rise up and catch her]
Start the plane! Start the PLANE! [She trips over a small hill, causing the snowball to miss her] Huh?
[The snowball hits the plane and falls down a cliff]
No, no, no! How am I ever going to explain this to Mom?!
KKlimpaloon
[passes by] NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG!
KKlimpaloon
[walks away scared] NANG... NANG... NANG... NANG...
[Perry and Monogram have handcuffed Doofenshmirtz]
[holds out of what it looks like to be a pistol] Hold it right there! [aims it at Monogram] Step away from evil scientist!
[surprised by this] Vanessa, I'm so proud of you! [Vanessa escorts him to Perry's hovercraft] You are evil.
I'm not evil! Just get in the car before they find out this is only a hairdryer. [both Vanessa and her father board the hovercraft and fly away]
Cool. But they didn't know it was a hairdryer when you pointed at them, so that means you're a little evil.
Okay, Dad. Maybe I'm a little evil.
I KNEW IT! [burst into tears of joy, and Vanessa gives him a handkerchief] It's okay. I'm not gonna cry...
[smiles sheepishly] Dad.....
[seeing the Doofenshmirtzes escape] Well, guess we could kiss that pair of handcuffs goodbye. [to Perry] Don't know about you, but I'm gonna take a review. [leaves off] See you back at the States!
[Perry is now left all alone, much to his anger]
[Throughout this, Isabella looks in anger]
Hey, Ferb. Where's Vanessa?
She went off with someone else.
That's too bad. I thought the two of you, Y'KNOW, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of love? I thought romance was a forgone conclusion! [Isabella breaks her pencil in frustration] Isabella, did you say something?
[Phineas gives her one; Candace walks up to the group]
Oh, hey, Candace! So how'd it go? Did you see Jeremy?
Well...I saw him. I just didn't talk to him.
Aw, that's too bad. I thought, Y'KNOW, the two of you, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of- [Isabella's head explodes] Isabella...!?
[Reveals it was just a daydream Isabella had]
[Pause]
[sits down; Ferb approaches and gives her a rag] Thanks, Ferb. I just don't know what to do... we were in Paris! The most romantic city in the world, and... [starts to crying] He didn't even notice me! [blows her nose] I just feel like giving up, I mean, look at him!
Look! A sponge and a starfish! There's gotta be something we can make out of this! Ah! Oh no, that's ridiculous!
It's as if I don't exist! I would give anything if he would just sit down with me and enjoy this beautiful sunset.
[As Phineas approaches, Ferb walks away]
We- we could- we- we could- we could dig a tunnel under the ocean or we could- we could- we can- we can... we- we can't. I can't- I can't believe there's nothing we can do to get off this... [Sighs and sits next to Isabella] I guess at least we can sit and watch this beautiful sunset.
[Isabella realizes something; after a beat...]
No! [stands up] You are NOT going to enjoy this beautiful sunset!
You built a rollercoaster through downtown! You made giant tree-house robots! You traveled through time for crying out loud! Twice!
But, Isabella, there's nothing here for me to work with!
Well, that's not the Phineas Flynn I fell in- [uncomfortably changes the subject] ...to this situation with. You showed us all in Ferb's map how this is possible and I'm not gonna let you sit there and-
Ferb's map! [jumps up] That's it! Isabella, you're the best! [He hugs her before turning to Ferb, unknowingly leaving Isabella in the trance.] Hey, Ferb, let's see that map again.
[Perry is still in Paris, now ordering in a restaurant with a date]
WWaiter
Would you like your [chatters] with or without fromage?
[Perry looks at the waiter, confused by this]
Whoa, trippy! I'm having one of those lucid dreams where I know I'm dreaming so I can control it-
ZZebra
[floating by with a campaign design of Candace] I voted for you, Kevin!
Actually, I'm dressed as Captain Lump Sharkboard from Space Adventure XIV. And Ferb is dressed as Hyrnie Silverman from Stumbleberry Finkbat and the Whining of the Turtle Wizars. They're the two biggest movie series of all-time, Clive Addison did the special effects for both.
Ugh! Stop being related to me. And take all your mirrors, and zebras, and junk and get out of my room!
Zebras? [he and Candace look angry at Ferb, who shrugs. Phineas turns back to Candace, happily] Anyway, Ferb and I aren't in your room. We already had the convention.
