[buried under Candace's house] Seriously could somebody get a jack or something?!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Doofenshmirtz Wicked Witch Castle!
DDoofenwitch
It's not "witch", it's "warlock"!
Ah, Perry the Platypus! Welcome to my evil space station! [Echoing: "Station! Station! Cookie! Station!"] Wait, did you hear that? That "cookie" part? I think my echo is broken. I really do. Anyhoo, have a seat.
Well, let me tell you something, kid. [Signing magazine] It wasn't easy. But the Forest Fire Girls really needed me.
Fireside Girls.
That's what I said.
Even his answering machine gives us no clue as to where he is.
[Answering machine] Hello! You've reached Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. I'm not here right now... or am I? [Evil laughing] Oh, and if you're calling about the piano, it's already been sold.
[Candace, Isabella, and Melissa try to swing, but failed to reach the other side]
Oh, This is just great! I thought you're gonna save us, I thought you were supposed to be the perfect Firefighter Girl!
Fire'!side Girl!
That's what I said.
Mm! I am to metaphor cheese as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers!
Hey! I never got my metaphor cheese! [Echoing: "Cheese! Cheese! Wombat! Cheese!"] Hey! I think my echo's broken.
[Candace, Phineas, Ferb and Perry are watching a TV commercial about Lindana]
This week, we ask "Where they go?" about Pop Stars from the 80's... First up, this perky pop-star stole a One Wonder Hit by declaring "I'm Lindana and I Wanna Have Fun!"
She looks familiar...
Lindana's real name is Linda Flynn-Fletcher and she's now living in the Tri-State area.
What? Mom, mom, mom, mom!
I can’t believe she didn't know that. [Candace then runs to Linda]
Mom, mom, mom, mom! You never told me you where a Pop Star!
Oh yeah! Well, that was long before you were born. It was fun, but I was happy to give it up to raise a family.
But you were Lindana and you wanna have fun!
Well, now I'm Linda and I wanna stir broth.
SSally
Papa, Papa! I wanted to see a clown!
SSSally's father
Sally, he's no clown, he's a nut job.
Okay, I learn some skill that... Phineas, you're in the drivers seat, why are you operating with a remote control?
Candace, we're too young to drive.
BIBuford & Isabella
Duh!
Well, no matter cause we're driving this thing home. I'm calling Mom to make sure she sees this.
[Candace tries to explain to Linda about the boys' ATV, but ends up getting grounded when Linda thinks she was driving an actual vehicle without adult supervision]
Mom, Mom, you gotta come outside! I just drove up in this crazy souped-up car that the boys invent-
Wait, wait, wait. You were driving...without adult supervision?!
Well, no. I was operating a remote.
Oh, so it was a toy car?
No, no! No, it's a full-sized and it's-
[disbelieved] You were driving a full-sized car?! Oh, that's it, young lady. You're GROUNDED!
But, but, but, the boys-
[fed up] Candace, GO TO YOUR ROOM! We will talk about this, later.
[stomps out of the kitchen and goes upstairs to her room; irked] Ugh! I thought I did it right this time! Only I'd stay til the end of that seminar!
Yeah, sure, Jenny, but what have whales ever done for me?
AAlbert
Well, hello. [Albert hits himself on the head with the thing]
If that's the way you feel, I'll get someone else to bust my brothers.
AAlbert
I'll help you.
Are you talking to me?
AAlbert
As a damsel in distress, I have to help you, milady, as part of my medieval knight's code.
I'm outta here.
AAlbert
But don't you wanna bust your brothers? [Brakes heard, Candace walks back]
I'm listening.
AAlbert
Well, have you considered applying the manly science of spy cameras to your problem?
Spy Cameras? Wouldn't it be easier to just show my mom what Phineas and Ferb make?
AAlbert
I don't know. Is that easier?
[realizing] No! No it's not easy! It's never easy! I need help.
AAlbert
And manly technological surveillance.
I need nerd help, will you help me?
AAlbert
You have my word. My nerd word.
Must bust Phineas and Ferb!
Ah, Jeremy...
Mom, Phineas and Ferb made me!
Um, I've got some stretch marks that would say otherwise.
No, I mean, they split me in half! Well, not like I'm cut in half, but they've made another me! Hear for yourself. It's for you.
Hi Jeremy!
Not Jeremy, it's Mom!
Oh, hi Mom! Here's Candace.
That was a very nice imitation of yourself, Candace. Love ya, bye. [hangs up]
No, wait! Hello?! Grrrrrr...
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