Give up? Give up? The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere eleven minutes, but that day is not today! The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten, but that day is not today! Today we search! We will search for him in the streets, we will search for him in the trenches, we will search for him in the alleys and the mini-malls and the cul-de-sacs of this fair land. We will search for him in the multilevel car parks and municipal recreation facilities. And we few. We happy few. We small band of brothers— and girl from across the street. We shall not cease 'til he is found!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I must repress my basic urges to bust.
Repressing basic urges to bust is pretty responsible, isn't it?
Is it ever? Just look at my Mom!
[in the kitchen, staring at a cake] Cake is a sometimes food, cake is a sometimes food, cake is a sometimes food!
Howdy, Candace! Enjoying the rodeo?
You just earned your Uh-Durr patch!
What? You think we should have more Bulgarian folk related elements? Oh, less! Less Bulgarian- okay, wow. I thought we were on the same page. But no. It's cool. Whatever. Time to suit up!
Well guys, we did it. A 100% historically accurate old-timey pioneer town.
Yes. Complete with hitching posts -
And snake bites -
And deer ticks -
And various sores I'll be nursing for months.
Yep, it's took a whole lot of toil, pain, sweat and hard work to build this town. We should be proud.
Let's never do that again.
Agreed. Come on, let's go inside the house for a snack.
And indoor toilets.
[The limo pulls up to the house]
[offscreen] I don't believe it! [rolls down window] What on Earth?!
It's happening! Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, I give you… what you've all been waiting for!
GSMr. Garcia-Shapiro
Look! It's a perfect metaphor that we should return to simpler times and values.
That's not exactly what I meant.
GSMr. Garcia-Shapiro
Ha! A prefect metaphor for history teaches us about our future.
That's pretty good, but no.
GSMr. Garcia-Shapiro
It's a metaphor for-
NOT EVERYTHING IS A METAPHOR!
Candace, what on Earth is going on here?!
Mom, you know all those times I've tried to fill you in on the crazy stunts Phineas and Ferb have been up to?
Yes, Candace.
Well, this is 1 of those times! You see, the Platypus is an animal.
[gasps upon sees the pioneer town] PHINEAS, FERB, Get out of here this- [Cut to the Flynn-Fletcher living room where the gang is playing a video game. From outside] -second!
Hey, Mom's home! [Cut back to the Big Bust.]
I'm sorry, Candace. Now I know all that crazy exploits you were told me about were true.
That is it! You two are so…
LCLinda and Candace
bu-
[The inator hits the event.]
LCLinda and Candace
-ub
…os era owt uoY !ti si tahT
[Everything rewinds back to the beginning of the episode]
Candace, I am tired of taking the back seat to the totally unlikely chance that you'll bust your brothers. I want a best friend I can count on, so you're gonna have to choose: It's me or busting.
You're making me choose? You wouldn't dare!
Ya-huh.
Ya-nothing! A real best friend would never do that to me.
A real best friend wouldn't make mе do that to her.
Then I guess you're not my best friend!
Not anymore!
Fine! [slams door]
Fine!
Fine!
FINE!
FINE! [Scene quickly changes to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated]
Finally, the plumber!
[arriving to her dad's place] Hey, Dad. I just got this cool lemonade from the stand down the street. It's really sour. You wanna- [slips on a piece of paper] Oh! [loses the lemonade and falls]
[The lemonade spills on him, causing a lot of pain on his paper cuts] OW, THAT SMARTS, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!
[feeling uneasy] Uh.. Dad? You do know he's not here, right?
Yeah, but I'm sure it's his fault.
Well, I am a little rusty on my Hawaiian, but here goes. Buenas dias, señor. Me llamo Lawrence. [Spanish for 'Good day, sir. My name is Lawrence.']
Buenos días, Lawrence. [Spanish for 'Good morning, Lawrence.']
Good morning, Candace.
HMHotel Manager
Oh, no no. That's not necessary. We speak in English here. Hawaii is part of the United States.
Is it really? How remarkable.
I'm cursed. Phineas, Ferb, I need your help getting rid of this tiki charm.
Um, personally, I'd be a little more worried about that manta ray stuck to your head.
What? ugh. You know, after the day I've been having, I didn't even notice.
Mum mum!
Ok I'm here, now what did you want to tell me?
Backyard now!
[angrily] Excuse me?!
[calms down] Backyard now please?....
Stacy, I am freaking out here!
I'll be right over.
Cool, thanks! And could you bring some breakfast?
Oh, and Stacey, pyramids? Really?
Oh, right, that's Belgian, isn't it?
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