Uh-oh.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Oops!
Pfft, people and their silly trends. Hey mom, can I get a pink streak in my hair?
Why would you do that?
To express my individuality. Everyone's doing it!
Aagh! You can build a roller coaster in a day, but it takes you 12 minutes to pump up a tire?!
Absolutely not! You were OFF grand entrance duty! Just go take care of the flowers while I order a cake. Got it?!
Well, I guess we could-
JUST DO IT! And don't interrupt me. [walks away]
Wow, she's good. I gotta have her do my wedding. Ferb, make a note.
I got it!
Okay, Candace, what can we do next?
Next?! What can you do NEXT?!
Well, Aunt Tiana say that we should help and it is her wedding when you think about it.
Alright. But! No trampolines, no robots, no rollercoasters, no firework spectaculars, no native dancers, no running of the wildebeests—
Candace, where's the justice of the peace?
AW, NUTS! Ugh, just give me a minute.
Look I just wanna say.
LBLinda-bot
[whispering to a raw chicken] Go, go! You're free, little skin bird-
MOM!
LBLinda-bot
Ooh! Candace, you scared the bagabbers outta me.
But it was all right here! Oh, why did I think anyone would believe me!? I WAS A FOOL! [sobs] A FOOL...!
[Like in the ending of the last movie, "THE END?" is displayed onscreen.]
I want you to pick up some nice back-to-school clothes. [walks in and walks right back out with Phineas and Ferb] Wow. That was fast.
Well, we do have a signature look.
Candace, aren't you a little old for kiddie rides?
No, no I'm not! Check it out!
[She inserts her quarter; the kiddie ride operates normally to her surprise.]
Well...I guess it does have rocking-back-and-forth and slowness?
Ah, we are ready. [both he and Buford are dressed as Phineas]
WHAT? No! No no no, you can't BOTH be Phineas!
That is what I told him, but he would not listen!
[takes off Phineas mask] But Phineas gets all the lines!
[as he walls by a stammering Candace] You've inspired me. I'm growing out my bangs.
[as he also walks by] Namaste, compadres.
By mindlessly repeating a flawed busting strategy?
[The boys are in the backyard enjoying some frozen yogurt from the yogurt machine they've just invented]
Ferb, I think we outdid ourselves today. The ultimate frozen yogurt machine. We have enough frozen yogurt to last the entire summer.
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