You know Ferb, just think of all of the wonderful things Santa does for us. And he never asks for anything in return. Wait, that's it! Ferb, are you thinking what I'm thinking? [Ferb hands him a blueprint] As usual, we're— OH! Ugh! Man, no! That's not at all what I was thinking! OH, dude! [Ferb flips around the blueprint to the right side] Oh, yeah. That's it.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Uh, is that all he [the robot Lawrence] can say?
The kit originally came with one default phrase.
RLRobot Lawrence
Lovely windmill, isn't it?
Oh, those kooky Dutch!
What's that grinding sound?
Tuff Gum! Like the song says:
CSCommercial singer
Pound nerds like a drum, stop a train with your thumb, it's Tuff Gum!
Wow. Can I have some?
Nah, I don't think so. It's for bullies only.
You got any regular gum?
[Ferb gives Phineas some regular gum and they chew]
CSCommercial singer
Regular Gum!
So, Candace, are you ready to have some fun?
Oh, no. I'm good. I hate fun.
[threateningly] I've got a little game we can play!
[stuttering] G-g-g-game?
It's called making...
[stuttering] M-m-making?
Paper...
[stuttering] P-p-p-paper?
[unhurls a set of paper dolls] Dolls!
PAPER DOLLS?!?! Wait, what?
It's for you!
For me? Aren't you going to do something horrible to me?
Oh, no. Making you look bad is just one of the ways I control Jeremy. If he's not here, I'm off the clock.
Wait, you can control your brother?
Can't you get your brothers to do anything you want?
No way! I can't get them to do anything!
Un-ac-ceptable. To the backyard!
Hey, guys! What'cha doin'?
Um, hello?!
I have so much to learn.
Well, now that you've watched the master at work, it's time for you to get yours.
Me? Oh, no! I'm not ready! I-I...
What do you want?!
To bust my brothers?
Is that a question, or a MISSION!?
A mission.
So SAY IT!
I wanna bust my brothers!
MEAN IT!
I wanna bust my brothers!
OWN IT.
I WANNA BUST MY BROTHERS!
Even better: Get them to bust themselves.
Get my brothers to bust themselves? Get my brothers to bust themselves... Get my brothers to bust themselves! GET MY BROTHERS TO BUST THEMSELVES! GET MY BROTHERS TO BUST THEMSELVES!
GO! GO!
GET MY BROTHERS TO BUST THEMSELVES!
CCCrank Casey
Quiet!
FVFinkelstein voice box
C'mon into the lab, and we'll get you fixed up.
2R2005 Rodney
Must Phineas and Ferb there's only one thing left to do.
Hey, boys! What'cha doin'?
UGH! Do I even need to be here?!
But wait listen to this. It's a seemingly innocent voice recording of Phineas.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
But if you play all those syllables backwards in a random order you get.
Let's help Doofernshmirtz destroy the Tri-State Area.
Yeah, well blood's thicker than water! [stomps away]
Mango chutney is thicker than blood!
Oh, gross!
Candace, you have to promise me that you won't obsess about Phineas and Ferb.
Yeah, sure Mom, I promise.
Don't just promise this time. Raise your right hand. Do you, Candace Gertrude Flynn, solemnly swear not to obsess about your brothers, or you'll suffer the Pharaoh's Curse?
The Pharaoh's Curse?
Yes or No?
Okay, yes.
Okay, now we can have fun.
I don't know if this is working out. Can you talk in an Indian accent?
NNerd
Indian accent? No. I can do an English accent, instead! [In an English accent] Hello, gov'! Top of the mornin', toodle pip! Last night Mr. Governor, my toilet was broken in two.
[sighs] Actually, that was pretty good.
So, what looks good to you?
Remember the Pharaoh's Curse! Wait, it doesn't count if she sees them herself! [to Linda] Hey, Mom? I bet you can't turn your head 180 degrees like an owl.
[turns her head] Nope, just ninety.
Hey, can you show me that twisty yoga move you do again?
Maybe after lunch, dear.
I'm curious what the back of your chair looks like, can you turn around and show me?
Okay, Candace, what's up?
MOM! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TURN AROUND!?!
Okay, you want me to turn around?! [turns around just after the floats leave] I'm turning around! Can we just eat lunch now?!
Fine...
[A stray beam from the Duplic-8-Inator hits the small balloons above the floats, cloning them eight times; the combined helium causes them to lift the floats off the ground and they fly away]
Well, that's weird that our floats are floating away.
Yeah, well, they are called "floats".
See you on the news.
[offscreen] Wait, wait! No, Buford! No, no, no, please don’t- I was going to eat those jelly donuts.
Missed ya, Baljeet.
GIGuy in Pharaoh costume
Excuse me, are you Candace Gertrude Flynn?
Yes?
GIGuy in Pharaoh costume
Curse you. [walks away]
I tried to warn you, honey!
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