Candace, my Phineas and Ferb are thirty years old now. Well, I suppose I could call them, but Phineas is in Switzerland for the award ceremony and Ferb's still in Camp David for-
Don't go away, folks. We we come back we’ll have the final four… [holds up three fingers which is a mistake because he only has four; Phineas and Ferb characters only have four fingers. The audience laughs] Plus a special video that will enslave the Tri State Area! Hahahaha- I- I mean uh… engrave my pie plate carrier. [holds up a pie plate carrier] Look, it’s silver! It’s a wedding gift, I got it from the divorce, that’s right, ladies. I’m available… [trombone solo]
[Perry takes out a rocket launcher with a missile shaped like a finger and launches it at the Eject button of Doofenshmirtz's "Music Video Mind Control-inator", stopping the music]
No no no no! Get back in there! [pushes the CD tray back in, but it comes back out again] Wait, why is it— what? [cut to Perry, who is repeatedly hitting the eject button] Perry the Platypus!? I swear, out of all the aquatic mammals I hang with, you are truly the most uncooperative.
AAudience
His name is Doof, and we'll do what he says: Whoop! Whoop! His name is Doof, and we'll do what he says: Whoop! Whoop!
Oh no, Agent P! It's stuck in their heads! We need something even more catchy to counteract it! But what could we… [Perry opens the curtains, revealing a monitor] Agent P? Agent P, this is no time for decorating— [Looks at monitor, starting Gitchee Gitchee Goo Extended Version] Ooh, I see.
Great job, Agent P. You stopped Doofenshmirtz, saved the Tri-State Area, and finished the music video countdown. [at the camera] Well, thanks for tuning in, folks. We'll see ya next time. [at Doofenshmirtz, who is now trapped in the cage] Say good night, Doofenshmirtz.
[in Isabella's fantasy] Well, to be perfectly honest, I don't know what I'm doing! I don't know what I've been doing, always getting so wrapped in these projects I don't care about— it's you I care about, Isabella! [turns into a centaur that Isabella rides away on] Can we be together forever and ever?
Yes. Can you tell me where you've moved your Stiff Beauty hair spray?
WWorker
Oh, I'm so sorry, ma'am. That product has been discontinued. As it turns out, only amusement park clowns used it. And ever since the old amusement park shut down, Stiff Beauty hasn't been selling.
PPoofenplotz
Discontinued?
WWorker
Discontinued.
PPoofenplotz
So what you're saying is Stiff Beauty's no longer going to be sold.
WWorker
Right. That's what "discontinued" means.
PPoofenplotz
[after a pause] How about I discontinue YOU from this dimension! [Poofenplotz zaps the worker away and sending her into a red void in another dimension]
You see, it occurred to me that what I should REALLY be doing is fighting fire with fire. And by "fire", I mean Perry the Platypus. And by "fire", I ALSO mean Perry the Platypus. [beat] It occurred to me while I was on fire.
