Now this is a ship. My, she's yar. Is she ready to sail?
She's shipshape in Bristol fashion.
What does that mean?
What does "yar" mean?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Flashback to Baljeet brushing his teeth in the bathroom]
TMrs. Tjinder
[offscreen] Baljeet! The Patels are here!
[opens the door] Coming, Mish-taah…! [shocked to see that Mishti is somehow looking much older and flirterous]
MMishti
Hi, Baljeet!
[slams the bathroom door and starts to hyperventilate; end of flashback] So after hiding in the bathroom, I jumped out the window and came over here as quickly as possible. I do not even know how to act in front of a girl! I do not even know what girls like.
Hm. Isn't it like "sugar and spice, and everything nice"?
That is what they are made of. I do not want to build one. Duh!
Y'know, I think what girls really like is romance.
Romance?
Yeah, we learned all about it in this movie we watched last night. Dinner, music, candlelight, and all on a romantic cruise over the ocean blue. Lucky for you, we happen to have a ship right here. Ferb, cancel the giant bottle. I know what we're going to do today. Hey, where's Perry?
So, do I know romance or what?
What.
Phineas [oblivious to Isabella's irritation]: I said, do I know romance or-
I heard you.
[Doofenshmirtz, after Perry destroys his model set of Danville]
[disappointed] You know what, Perry the Platypus? I think it's time for you to go! [Perry is shocked by this] That's right, get out! Your services are no longer required. The lighthouse is gone, and there's nothing you can do about it! So you might as well go back Major Monogram and tell him you lost this one!
[For a moment, Perry looks between the door and Doofenshmirtz, then heads over to the door, but looks between it and Doofenshmirtz, and finally, he leaves in shame as his "Perry!" jingle plays]
Okay, what the heck is that sound? Come on, Ferb, I know we're not gonna do today. We're not figured out what we were gonna do today as the noise keeps up.
If you don't stop that racket, I'm so gonna bust you, empty backyard?
[The wailing stops.]
[closes window] Candace, stop trying to bust your backyard.
Is everything okay?
If by okay, you mean that my life is a meaningless, black cauldron of swirling failure, then yes, everything is groovy.
That's not at all what I meant by 'okay!'
Ferb, honey, aren't you a little old to be playing in the ball pit?
[vacuuming through the ball pit] Yes, yes I am.
Okay, then.
Your name is Ferb?
Well, yes. It's short for— [retrieves Pizzazium Infinionite rod with the vacuum] Oh, here it is.
Do you know what this is?
Uh, is it not a rabbit?
This is an actual living creature that uses carrots for food instead of science experiments.
So why is he wearing a tutu?
He likes it! [to the rabbit] Don't worry, Mr. Cutie-Patootie, they're just jealous.
[confused explaining Candace that the carrots in the backyard disappear) I turn around a half of minute and-Poof!- now they're gone!
Welcome to my world.
[even more confused] Wow. That must be really annoying!
[to Candace] Look, the way I see it, you prevented me from going to the spa, you know what, almost killed me with a jackhammer, dropped a wall on me, I've got gypsum in my hair, and basically wasted my whole day, but you did it for love, so it's ok!
DMDelivery Man #2
Excuse me, we have a delivery for Phineas Flynn.
That's me.
DMDelivery Man #2
We've got 18 cases of cucumbers right here.
DMDelivery Man #3
Say, aren't you a little young to order all this?
DMDelivery Man #2
Yes, yes, he is. [to Phineas] Sorry, Phineas, he's new.
No problem, welcome to the job. Hey, where's Perry?
FCFuture Candace
The poster's gone, right? Follow me.
[Outside…]
RLRollercoaster Linda
OH, MY STARS! Phineas and Ferb made THAT?! It's horribly unsafe and dangerous! [on phone] Hello, police! Fire department! Army Air Force? ANYONE?! SAVE MY SONS!
IIntercom
Roger, got the kids, bringing them down now.
RLRollercoaster Linda
Phineas, Ferb! You two are in so much trouble!
Yes, yes!
FCFuture Candace
[satisfied] My work here is done.
RPRollercoaster Phineas
Wait, Candace! You're grown up, and there's two of you!
GFGood Future Candace
Phineas, we're from the future—two alternative futures. One that's good...
BFBad Future Candace
...and one that's terrible.
RPRollercoaster Phineas
Someone should really fix that.
BCBoth Candaces
We did.
RPRollercoaster Phineas
So, the bad future no longer exists?
BCBoth Candaces
Right.
RPRollercoaster Phineas
Well, if it doesn't exist, shouldn't Candace from the bad future cease to exist too?
[Beat]
BFBad Future Candace
Oh, darn. [Vanishes out of existence]
FCFuture Candace
Candace, honey, get a hold of yourself. I'm no interest in busting the boys anymore.
What?! But you're me! You have to bust them, because I can't stop wanted to bust them!
FCFuture Candace
You'll find out as you mature.
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