It's pulling us in! Maybe it's the space authorities. Did we do something wrong?
Well, it occurs to me that perhaps not all of the modifications I made are technically street legal.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Phineas, since you obviously won't figure this out on your own, I think I'm the one causing the cute interference.
Don't be silly Isabella. I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning. See, look what happens if I change it back to normal. [the cute meter overloads and shorts out] Oops. So much for finding Meap.
Candace, we don't build stuff to compete, we do it for fun.
And for the ladies. [makes cat noise]
Candace Well, do it cuz I say so!
What? Have you lost your minds?! You've completed humiliated me in front of everyone!
But, Candace, this is-
Phineas, all summer long, you built the most amazing things, and the one time I reaching you out as a sister, the one time I count on you, you give me this?
But, Candace-
No! Just leave me alone! [runs off] Excuse me!
Candace, WAIT!
Ladies and gentlemen, topping our fort is our homage to old-school construction! And now for the rest of it. Ferb?
[Ferb presses a button to reveal the actual fort: an enormous skyscraper that stands at least ten times taller than Thaddeus and Thor's]
Ta-da! Our modern take on a well-known classic!
Well, here's the foyer. All imported marble, by the way. Here's the bowling alley. Pool. Telescope. Terracotta army room. JET ENGINE WIND TUNNEL! And scoring stage with 40-piece orchestra.
We don't, however, have a licorice dispenser. That was a nice touch.
Yeah, that rocked.
[Thaddeus and Thor are reduced to jaw-dropping silence]
MMandy
Nice going. You broke their brains. Come on, boys. I'm taking you home.
Ooh... I just felt a disturbance in the cup-stacking universe. I think my record's been broken.
[Baljeet walks over to Buford, carrying a plate of peanut bags]
That better not be insignificant bags of peanuts!
No, no, of course not sir. [he leaves; ripping and clinking noises are heard, then reappears with a plate of peanuts shaped like a cooked chicken] Here, sir. Try our Deluxe Peanut Chicken! Our motto is "so peanutty, you will not even taste the chicken!"
[singing] So peanutty, you won't even taste the chicken!
I better not taste any chicken then, loser! [takes bite] Alright, you survive. For now.
Oh, thank you sir!
[Candace is currently facing off with Buford in Phineas' game show]
Pocket lint!
Laminate!
Dolomite!
Porpoise!
Tralfazz!
Tralfazz? ["TRALFAZZ?!" appears on her podium]
That's right, Tralfazz! ["TRALFAZZ!" appears on his podium]
Fine, tralfazz!
["FINE TRALFAZZ" appears on a puzzle board Ferb is presenting dressed as a girl]
Ooh, bonus!
Swagger. Tony.
[presses the button] Tony?
Why not?
Why not?
Yeah, Tony backwards.
Judges? 30 points! Physical Challenge!
What do you mean physical Challange- [gets a pie on her face, then gets a bag on her head] This doesn’t even make any sense!
We're gonna make the best dang car wash in the dang tristate area, dangit! ...I can't really pull that off, can I?
You're not very street.
[singing] I'm gonna move to the prairie, and change my name to Larry!
Larry?!
I ran out of rhymes, all right?
[after mistaking a beaver for Perry] You have a pet beaver?
WWoman
You have a pet platypus.
Touché.
[Ferb is showering a monkey]
You're giving a monkey a shower?
Yep, had to be done.
Hey, can I say the Perry thing?
What?
You know, when you say, "Where's Perry?"
Okay...?
Where's Perry? Wait! Wait! I can do better! Where's Perry? Where is Perry? Wherefore art thou Perry? I wonder where that Perry went. Ooh! Where is that platypus? Where the P-man at?
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