Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Oh, this is just out of control. [takes out her cellphone] Mom, Mom!
Hi, this is Mom. Leave your psychotic rant about the boys after the beep.
Uhhh! Mom, come home, quick! There's a giant mob, I'm a superfiend, I'm roasting them with laser vision, and... hey, what do you mean psychotic rant?!
Hi Phineas!
Whacha do- [Isabella hits him] Ow!
[Sweetly] Whacha Doin?
Come into the Phineas and Ferb Studios and we'll show you. :[Everyone but Buford and Isabella enters]
Hey Isabella about that Whatcha doin back there-
Upupupup! [miming talking with her hand] We'll talk about it later.
[after Perry accidentally hits a self-destruct button the Rainbowinator] You know, in retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self-destruct button in the first place.
[a butterfly flies into Perry's cone on his head. Perry sneezes] Bless you Perry the Platypus!
Hey Phineas, can I ask you something? Will you go to the dance--
'Scuse me, Phineas. Can I get you to sign some liability waivers?
Sure thing! Hold that thought, Isabella.
Sure. No prob.
Hey Phineas. You guys were great!
Thanks. You weren't too bad yourselves.
Oh, [giggle] thanks. So, would you like to go to the Night of the Falling Stars Girls' Choice dance tonight?
Sounds like fun.
Really?
Ferb, what's our schedule like? [Ferb gives a thumbs-up] Okay, we'll be there.
Both of you?
Yeah. Why don't you come by and we'll all walk over together.
Sure. No prob.
[After the sergeant falls over the cliff]
Do you think he'll be...
[juggling corn dogs with Ferb] Corn dog, corn dog, yummy yummy yummy!
Okay. Where did you get the-- Mom! Dad! Thank goodness! The strangest thing just happened.
[in Baljeet's voice] Fear not. Your parents are here now.
Huh?
[Camera zooms out to show Mom and Dad are puppets being controlled by a giant Baljeet]
The real shock is you're just noticing this now.
What?
[Camera zooms out even further to show Baljeet is actually a puppet controlled by the zebra from "The Ballad of Badbeard"]
I'm just as confused as you are, Kevin.
Candace, since I have no idea what will happen next, I need to tell you something. [holds onto Candance's hands] I love you, Candace Flynn. Will you marry me?
Oh, Jeremy! I always dreamt- Wait a minute. That's it! I'm dreaming!
That would explain the talking zebra.
Nah, I see him all the time. This, this is actually the freaky part. And it's all just been one...big...
[Cut to Candace in bed, she wakes up, gasping]
Dream! [pause] So none of that really happened. I never actually busted Phineas and Ferb. I am so happy.
Hey, Ferb! We should build a device that projects your dreams like a movie! I'd love to see what Perry dreams about.
[chatters]
Ooh, I almost forgot! Perry was in the dream too, dressed like a super-secret agent or something.
Perhaps that's where he disappears to every day.
[They stare at Perry for a moment. Suddenly...]
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
Hey, Wait, What are you doing? Hey!
Oh!
Oh!
Wait a minute. What's going on? I haven't even finished my cereal!
Agent P, your cover's been blown! You're going to have to relocate you!
[Screen flashes, cut to Perry waking up, laying on Phineas' bed. He quickly gets to his paws. Scene zooms out to reveal Phineas, he wakes up, too]
Ah, hey, Perry. What's wrong, boy? [pets him] You sounded like you were having a bad dream. It's okay now. Go back to sleep. [lies down and closes eyes, going back to sleep]
[Perry looks around the room, then at Phineas, before he smiles and curls back up going to sleep]
So, you two have built a portal to Mars and you didn't even go through it yourselves?
Oh, we did...
But that's another story.
Ferb speaks Martian!
Tell them I want to walk alone.
Meht tuohtiw ton tub enif yas yeht.
Arrabata Dutch!
They say fine, but not without them.
This may sound silly, but I thought you were avoiding me.
Actually, I've been trying to avoid you.
Do I know you?
No. That's how well it's been working! Unknown Guy is out. Peace!
I think we're all set to get
Alright, what are you two up to?
We just built a boat to find the Lake Nose Monster.
Quick kid, run as fast as your little legs can carry you. Follow the train tracks north, you should hit Acreton by sundown. London, it's a college town. There, get a retail job and save up enough for a bus ticket to the Canadian border. Someone will get in touch with you when the coast is clear.
Candace! Is this your lake nose monster?
Huh?
Surprise?
You're in big trouble, young man! [snaps fingers] OK! Just a little prankster, we're safe!
Look here, I wrote "big laundry" and I don't even remember what the reason was. I guess I assumed I'd remember, like it was some big genius idea... Big laundry, BIG LAUNDRY! It's crazy, I'm a crazy person.
Ok be cool and confident, cool and confident.
Hey Jeremy! So, what do you think?
You look great!
Oh! So, you're the famous Candace Flynn? Bob Weber.
Thanks for the lifeguard job, Mr. Weber.
MR. WEBER?! Pshaw! Mr. Weber is my father. Call me Captain Weber.
Oh...ok.
[snaps fingers] OK! You two take care of my beach now.
Ok...
[snaps fingers] OK! And watch out for Nosey. [laughs]
Uh...haha..haha...ok!
[snaps fingers] OK! [echoes]
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