“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Just wait 'til Mom hears about-- Then again, you guys always seem to make everything disappear before Mom gets home. But if I take the evidence to her at the Bowl-R-Ama, then she'll have to believe me!

Oh, Candace! You were right about Phineas and Ferb this whole time. We should've believed you.

And just to express how sorry we are, here's my credit card. You have our permission to ruin us financially.

Jeremy

Candace, that is so cool how you busted your brothers like that! Will you marry me?

Phineas

So you wanna give it a try?

I do, Jeremy! I mean, uh... I'd love to give it a try.

Isabella

Well, Buford that was a great game. [holding out her hand] Come on. Be a good sport.

Buford

Like I said before, losing to a girl doesn't count. [starts walking away as he gets zapped, turns back calmly] What I meant to say was, I had a wonderful time. I guess you were right. Girls are just as good as boys. Thanks again, Woowho, the F-Games rock. [leaving]

Ferb

That was completely out of character.

Isabella

It could be the biggest game in the world and girls still could beats boys

Phineas

Ferb and I are gonna put on a laser light show. And as a grand finale, we're gonna laser our faces into the comet! That way, when it comes back in 73½ years, we can all show our grandchildren! Oh yeah, my parents are cooking steaks for everyone.

Isabella

You had me at "our grandchildren".

Phineas

What?

Isabella

Steaks! You, you had me at "steaks". [smiles cheesily at Phineas]

Candace

[talking on the cell phone to Stacy] Focus.

Phineas

[Stacy hits the golf ball beautifully] What great focus! [a sound comes from the cell phone]

Stacy

What's that?

Phineas

Sounds like the crowds going wild.

Candace

[shows Candace lying sick in bed] AAH! [makes a small airy scream that sounds like the crowd going wild]

Phineas

Cool! [turns off TV with the remote] I know what we can do today, Ferb. [chuckles while Ferb covers his mouth with his hands] No, not the tongue thing. The teleporter.

Candace

You guys are so bus – Aah! [trips on a controller, disappears through one teleport, and appears from the other]

Phineas

Cool. It worked. Candace? Are you OK?

[pointing at her brothers] Wait a second. How you guys get so big? [gasps] And why is my hand green? [takes a pink mirror from a nearby box] AAH! I'M AN UGLY, SMELLY PLATYPUS! I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus!

You guys lost a platypus?

Phineas

Yep.

Officer 3323. Tell Charlie we have a 1091P. Yeah, it's a platypus. Looks like a girl. MIA. [at Phineas and Ferb] Don't worry, boys. After a nice lunch at Mr. Slushy Burger, the Tri-State area's finest will be on the job.

Phineas

By the way, our mom's also missing her earrings.

Which ones? The dangly topaz or the hoops?

Phineas

The hoops.

Oh, that's a shame. We'll get right on it.

Linda

[To Jeremy] Why don't you watch some TV while you wait? Oh, hey. I've got some great baby movies of Candace. [baby cooing] Oh! There she is in the bathtub. [bubbles gurgle] Oops! Little bubbles.

Mom! Remember what we talked about? My fifth-grade graduation?

Linda

Fifth-grade graduation? What is she talking about?

Ugh! Just turn off the home movies!

Candace

[With her eyes closed] See?! see?! It's right there!

Linda

Oh, my goodness! [At this point, Candace gets a shocked expression on her face] Did you make these?

Phineas

Uh... yeah.

Linda

[gasps] These are so much nicer than the ones I lost! [a fly buzzes and gets zapped by Linda's new "earrings"]

Phineas

Awesome.

Linda

Thanks, boys. [at Candace, whose jaw has dropped, closing her mouth] Close your mouth, honey. You'll catch flies.

I may seem like a barmy ol' git now, but when I wasn't so long in the tooth, I had some grand larks and engaged in a fair amount of derring-do.

Phineas

Translate?

Ferb

When he was younger, he did a bunch of stuff.

Candace

PHINEAS! The only way you're building a haunted house in this backyard is over my DEAD BODY!

Phineas

[in a mad scientist voice] That's the idea! Bwah!

Candace

That's it, you little psycho. I'm calling Mom! [walks inside, but then pokes her head out the door] And I am NOT using the banana this time!

Phineas

...You guys heard that, right? It wasn't just me?

Isabella

[to Candace] I got to spend the whole day being showered with undivided attention from Phineas! It was wonderful.

Candace

Hiccups?

Finally, my irrational fear that a giant platypus will see me in my underwear is cured! [The Platypus Monster stomps past his house while the man is in his underwear] ...It's even worse than I thought...

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

No more annoying songs about moons!

I do find moon songs annoying. Continue.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

It only has enough power to fire once, but don't worry [leans on ray gun] I've got it planned out. [fires laser]

No more annoying songs about dams?

Oh, but I like a good toe-tapping dam song.