CGrandpa Clyde
Time for our nature walk to Badbeard Lake.
Why do they call it "Badbeard Lake"?
CGrandpa Clyde
Well, It's a body of fresh water surrounded by land.
No, the "Badbeard" part.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[after explaining the race course] Any questions?
Yes. Should we not establish the rules first?
This is a chariot race. There are no rules!
No rules? Well, if those are the rules.
It's half man, half bull. It's the Minotaur!
My name is Norm.
It's Norm the Minotaur!
MOM! Look! Look, look, in the backyard. Look! They've done it again.
Just let me drop off the groceries.
[We see a giant ferris wheel that the boys built]
This was the best ride ever, guys.
AAstronaut
Oh, that was very fabulous ride. Now can you send us back to space station perhaps?
AAlien
Erimnevop Yelsgnik Nad.
[a ray from nowhere hits the ferris wheel, causing it to roll away]
[With her eyes closed] Look, look, look! OK, tell me you don't see a giant, enormous Ferris wheel in the backyard!
All right, I don't see a giant, enormous Ferris wheel in the backyard.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, kids.
"Why don't you come in for snacks?"
Why don't you come in for some snacks?
"Oh, there you are, Perry."
Oh, there you are, Perry.
And Ferb says...
You know, gladiators were Roman, not Greek.
[sighs] It's always the same thing every day.
[Phineas and Ferb eat apples in the kitchen]
The same insane routine. My life is like a bad sitcom.
Believe me, I know. That's why I created this show. My brothers used to drive me crazy. Let me tell you a story. The story of "bust" and "them." "Bust" fights "them", but "them" fights right back. It's the age-old struggle, but in the end "them" always wins. No, I'm sorry. Wait, "bust" - ha-ha – "Bust" always wins. That's it. Yes, bust them. Ha-ha! The point is, I feel your pain. Mom never believed they were the ones breaking the plates or scratching the records.
Well, you know, they must be done by now anyway.
Done with what?
I don't know. It's different every day. Come on, I'll show you.
FFifi
So where is this thing I'm supposed to film? [Candace pointing and Fifi faints]
So, what do you think?
I think we finally have our very special episode!
"Hi, Mom."
Hi, Mom!
"Oh, there you are, Perry."
Oh, there you, Perry.
And Ferb says...
And that's why I never wear suspenders in public.
"Now for some snacks."
Why do you kids come inside for some pie?
Yeah, I'll take some pie. Now you can understand my pain. Want some pie?
Mom, come on, come on! The boys built a giant roller rink in the back yard! [the rink is turned into a giant loaf of bread] Uhh, giant loaf of bread?
[shrugs] I dunno.
Mom! Mom! The boys built a giant loaf of bread in the backyard!
What? I thought you said it was a roller rink.
It was, but now it's a loaf of bread! Come on, come on! See? :[A flock of magpies eat the loaf]
Candace, what are you talking about?
B-b-but....
Boys, I think she's finally lost it.
Well, if they really are doing nothing, I guess I've got some time to go about my personal business. Let's see, what do I usually do? I know! I'll call Stacy and tell her how I'm busting Phineas and Ferb for... Yeah. Can't do that 'cause they're not doing anything. Wait a minute! I know! [runs off and comes back with a camera] I'll put this camera in just the right spot so when Phineas and Ferb are... Ugh! [setting up a rope trap] And then when Phineas and Ferb will bite off... Doh! [putting on lipstick] Well, if there's one thing I know, I'm gonna look so good when I bust them for... Auugh! Face it. You can't do anything unless you're trying to bust them for doing something! And if they're doing nothing, then... who is Candace??
[Doofenshmirtz and Perry fight over the Uglyinator. Suddenly it fires at Doof.]:
Oh, no! Now I'm ugly! [realizes he didn't change] Oh? Oh, I get it. Hardy-har-har.
They say if you love something, let it go.
Especially if it is a caveman.
Yeah, especially if it's a caveman.
Hi, Buford...Are you...sweating through your eyes?
...NO, I'M JUST CRYING! [sobs]
[mouthing a CD recording] Upon an evil winter's heart, the heavy hand of regret infrequently alights. The malevolent path is one trod without the cumbersome shackles of sentimental [the CD begins skipping] introspec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-- [Perry whacks the CD player with the book]
Hmm, that's funny. I don't remember you saying "spec" so many times. [Perry explodes out of his disguise] Dr. Wexler, you're a platypus? [Perry puts on his hat] Perry the Platypus!?
MMom
Candace, not this again.
But I have proof!
[Mom leaves; Phineas and Ferb enter]
We're gonna pencil her in for 7:30--
MMom
[from the hallway] Nine!
Make that 9:00.
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