“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Candace

[almost crying] Oohhh! I can't believe I am just stuck here. I can't believe I'll never get to get my driver's license or wear my dream dress to the prom. [sitting down and drawing in the mud] But most of all, I can't believe I'll never see Jeremy again. How long are we supposed to just sit here?

Phineas

I don't know. Ferb and I have decided to use this time as an opportunity to practice patience.

Candace

[despairingly] Lovely. Well I suppose things can't get any worse. [it starts to rain] Oh look, the world's first bad hair day... [seeing the T-Rex right over them] So Phineas, where's this rescue party you sent for?

Phineas

Hmm. It occurs to me I may have misspelled "time machine" in the plans.

Ferb

Well, I hope that's not going to be an issue.

Isabella

Whatcha doin'?

Phineas

We're fixing this time machine.

Isabella

Isn't that kind of impossible?

Phineas

That's a possibility.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Curse you, Peter the Panda!

Isabella

[to Phineas] You know, there's an "m" in "Time Machine."

Phineas

Yeah, sorry. Take it away, Ferb.

Candace

[seeing cord] You mean to tell me you built a time machine that has to be plugged in?! [dinosaur roars] Oh put a sock in it!

Phineas

Candace, no sudden movements.

Candace

What does it matter? We're all doomed anyway. I mean, where are we supposed to find electricity in DINOSAUR LAND?! [gets zapped by lightning]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Perry the Platypus, I-I'm so sorry I hurt you, when I wasn't actually trying to hurt you. If you give me another chance, I promise to hurt you in the right way. With cartoonish physical violence and elaborate traps constructed out of strange things I purchased over the internet. What do you say?

Lawrence

[rewinds cassette repeatedly] Fossils... da da da. Fossils... da da da. Fossils... da da da. Fossils... da da da. Fossils... da da da. Fossils...

Phineas

Pardon me, would your name be Swampy, ex-drummer for the band Love Händel?

That, my friend, was a past life. The name's Sherman. Why ya askin'?

Phineas

Because they're reforming for one night only! It's a celebration of our parents' anniversary.

Well, that sounds charming, boys, but I haven't played drums since the accident. Fell asleep in a metronome factory; when I woke I completely lost my sense of rhythm. I've been hanging out here ever since. [backing a beat with a library stamp and books]

[before a concert] All right boys, let's blow the roof off this place.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

[tied to a firecracker] No! It's going to blow the roof off this place!

Ferb

Don't just stand there! Kiss her!

Phineas

We beat ya! You're big old purple pickled eggs!

Stacy

[annoyed] You were out of your tree!

Candace

[annoyed too] Yes! We were first!

Phineas

Nuh-uh! We were!

We were!

Phineas

We were!

Linda

Look like you're having fun

Phineas

Well Mom, you know what they say... [Candace and Stacy hit him with a water balloon]

Ferb

Fun never falls too far from the treehouse. [gets hit by a water balloon]

Candace

Maybe my brothers have been replaced with aliens?

Stacy

Yeah, now they're gonna fatten you up so they can eat ya.

Candace

[walking past a wall of literal bells and whistles] Wow, look at all the bells and whistles!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Perry the Platypus, you are no match for my pigeons.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

He's escaping! WITH THE POOPINATOR!

Phineas

The last one home is a big ol' purple pickled egg!