Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I say bow chika bow wow- [points to Candace] Candace! [the spotlight hits Candace]
[silent for a few seconds] Wait a minute! [turns to Phineas] What are you doing?!
I'm cuing you?
How did you get a hit single?
Phineas': Well it wasn't easy. It took most of the morning and half a dozen phone calls. But if you're willing to put in the work-
That's it! I'm gonna tell mom.
Okay, tell her what?
[The audience still stares at Candace.]
Doh! I'm just going to tell! [leaves the stage]
Well, a musical act goes to the top of the chart with a catchy tune and meaningless lyrics. Then they throw a big diva tantrum, lose their label, then face obscurity. Before they know it, their song is... elevator music. Years later, they have a reunion concert, and after that, they never sing again, and no one remembers them. [tears up, but quickly wipes away tears] Not that I would know anything about that.
[in a weird accent] Follow-up single?! Who do you think we are, some two-bit hacks who will keep writing you songs simply because you pay us obscene amounts of cash? Phineas and the Ferb-Tones are strictly a one-hit wonder. Good day to you, sir. [Going down the elevator and in normal accent] Diva tantrum, check. [listening to the "Gitchee Gitchee Goo" intrumental version] Elevator music, check.
The mall is now closed and will reopen at 9:00 am tomorrow. Thank you for shopping with us.
Okay, girls. We're dealing with a 426 cubic inch, fully-blown V8, with hypo lifters, radical cam and a limited slip differential.
Would that be electronically fuel-injected?
[to Phineas and Ferb] What are you doing to Mom's car?!
We tricked it out!
So, Ferb, what should we do today? I mean, besides giving Perry a bath. [leans over and smells Perry]
[Perry chatters]
Phineas! Phineas! PHINEAS!
Hey! I can't hear the cars!
That helmet looks so manly.
Thanks.
[to Candace] Honey, close your mouth.
Look. My client gets 3% of the gross and a piece of the back end, or he walks. Yeah, that's right. You mess with the bull, you get the horns, buddy!
Candace [to the producer about Phineas and Ferb]: Wait, wait, don't you think they're a little young to be big-budget movie directors?
With 176 million hits, they can be in diapers for all I care.
Okay, Candace. This is a very important scene. It is nothing less than the emotional backbone of the whole film. Oh, and the villagers are coming at you with everything they've got.
Phineas, what do you mean the villag...
Action! [Ferb throws miniature bullets at Candace] The Air Force! [Ferb throws miniature planes at Candace] The Space Aramada from the planet Plumbing Supplies! [Ferb throws plumbing supplies at Candace] Beautiful! Thats a Print! [Ginger whispers to Phineas. Phineas removes the lens cap from the camera] Oh, that's a little embarrassing. Okay, people, nice rehearsal, let's take it from the top. [Candace has a very angry look on her face]
[wearing a tropical banana hat] Wow! Is this banana hat for some cool tropical dance number?
We're trying to come up with some exciting camera angles for the big chase scene, so we strapped a camera onto this starving monkey.
[The monkey screeches and chases Candace; Candace ends up bruised and disheveled]
[chuckles] Sorry that monkey cam didn't work out. We're gonna try it with Ferb this time. [Ferb has a camera strapped to his head. Phineas hands Candace a sub sandwich] Now take this sandwich and remember, Ferb hasn't eaten lunch yet.
[Ferb screeches and chases Candace]
Okay, Candace, this is your beauty shot. The curse has been lifted, and you're no longer a monster. Now this scene is all about what the heart wants, but the mind can't have.
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