Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Oh, nice. That way, you can still see her everyday when she needs you.
Hey, don't be jealous. If you ever date a girl, and she's on TV, you can put her picture up, too.
For your information, I did date a girl who was on Mari once. I was not the father.
Hey. Here for a truck?
First, Corinthians 7:39, A wife is bound to her husband for as long as he lives.
Love it.
But, if her husband dies, she is free to be married to whom she wishes.
What else you've got?
Let's see. Ooh, let's try this one. First, Timothy 5:14, so I would have younger widows marry. Bear children,
Children, next.
I get the sense you're looking for some alternate guidance.
No fooling you, keep going.
Okay, well how's this? To the widows and the unmarried, I say that it is good for them to stay unmarried as I do.
Mmm-hmm.
But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion.
You're killing me. What about other religions?
Well, in the Jewish tradition, excessive morning of a spouse, it's considered critical of god.
Thanks for nothing.
My door is always open.
Yeah.
It shouldn't be, but it is.
Hey, Georgie.
Hey, Pastor Jeff.
That's quite a thing.
Yeah, we're hoping to drive in some business.
What's going on?
I found this in Connor's bathroom.
What am I looking at?
A pregnancy test.
At first, she was relieved she wasn't pregnant, but it still freaked her out.
That's understandable.
No. [breaking down] What freaked her out was the thought of having a baby with me.
Still no Connor, huh?
He hasn't been out of his room all day!
Poor guy.
He'll be down when he's ready.
Are you sure he's still up there? My sister runs away all the time!
Connor [singing to CeeCee to the tune of "12 Days of Christmas"]
On the worst day of Christmas, my parents gave to me a trip to Miami:
We all sat in traffic
The plane ran out of peanuts
They lost Mom's luggage
Didn't check in til midnight
Then it started raining
Dad ran in flip-flops
He fell and it was funny
The hotel bar served Missy liquor
She threw up in the bushes
Georgie got a cold
Mandy got lice
But I got to watch you, which was nice.
[First lines of the series]
So, Ferb, what do you want to do today? [Ferb shrugs] How about Perry? What does he want to do? [Perry makes a noise] Well, he is a platypus, they don't do much. I, for one, am starting to get bored, and boredom is something of up with which I will not put! The first thing they're going to ask us when we get back to school is "what did we do over summer?" I mean, no school for three months; our lives should be a rollercoaster! And I mean a good rollercoaster, not like that one we rode at the state fair. [a flashback is shown of Phineas and Ferb riding a rollercoaster that consists of one short drop]
Please exit to the left. [flashback ends]
Man, that was lame! Why, if I built a rollercoaster I would... that's it! I know what we're going to do today!
Phineas, Ferb, I'm going to go pick up a few things, you boys stay out of trouble, okay?
Okay, Mom. [Mom leaves] We're gonna build a rollercoaster!
[with hearts in her eyes] Hey, Phineas.
Hey, Isabella.
Whatcha doin'?
Building a roller coaster.
Some of it.
Wow! Isn't that kinda impossible?
Some might say.
And speaking of hot, slather on the sunscreen, listeners, 'cause tomorrow's weather calls for another scorcher!
[referring to lawn gnomes scattered though air as part of Doofenshmirtz's plot] With a slight chance of scattered lawn gnomes.
If we let a little heat stop us from having the best day ever, then the morning DJ's win.
And now Perry the Platypus, you will finally understand my pain. Back in Gimmelschtump in the days of my youth, the Doofenshmirtzes were a proud family. But those were lean times for my father, and our beloved lawn gnome was repossessed. Who would protect our ancient garden from witches, spells, and wood trolls? From a tender age, my father decided that it will be me. While the other children played kick the schumptel and ate doonkelberries, I would stand for hours. All through the cold night, as the spitzenhounds howled... My only companion was the moon. And my neighbor Kenny. So, since my lawn gnome was taken from me, I will destroy every lawn gnome in the entire Tri-State Area!
[said to Dr. Doofenshmirtz as a lawn gnome] Bewegen Sie nicht! [English: Don't move!]
Let's go to the judges. Ten to the fifth power, infinity, and oh! It seems that Phineas Flynn's radical surfing has made judge number three re-think Einstein's Theory of Relativity! Cowabunga & take THAT laws of nature!
Phineas and Ferb built a beach in the backyard, just like they said they were going to. But instead of just a cute little beach in their sandbox, it turned out to be this absolutely HUGE beach, with a coastline, and palm trees and a pier, and hula dancers, waterskiers, and tiki huts and dolphins and dancing and surfing, and everybody from the neighborhood showed up. ...and then I was just about to share a smoothie with Jeremy when a coconut dropped on my head... ...and just for a moment, it seemed the wily Buford would steal away the coveted surfing trophy from under the noses of our heroes... ...but I can only continue my benign reign and spread love, happiness and ultimate popularity throughout my kingdom! If you would just let me have MY moment.
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